TMO Talk: Need new swears PlEAZe HElp!

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Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :

Pastry Chef

example: You are a total Pastry Chef

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

Sue should never have put me with you.

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

Mincebender

Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :

peg polisher.

[ 30.04.2010, 09:33: Message edited by: Kanye West ]

Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :

button pusher

Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :

sink licker

Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :

WACK-sidermist.

Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :

shit-miner

Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :

craptivist

Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :

Tory Feltch

Funtering Cuck

Ball Badger

Twig

and

Spunter

Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :

Anal Sideboard

Grandmothers Chinstrap

Double Fudge Frotterstotter

Wonker

01 - 811 - 80 Fuck Fuck

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

Porn Cocktrail

Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :

cock-tweezers

Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :

cuntmonger

Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :

There's an easy formula for creating new insults which involves little more than saying an expletive plus an inanimate object

shit shelf
cock lamp
arse tree
wank brick

and so on

Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :

NICE ONE RINGO YOU FUCKING **** UMBRELLA.

Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :

Actually I can think of occasions where - hypothetically of course - a cnut-a-brella might be useful.

Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :

Jazzercise Instructor

eg. What are you, some sort of Jazzercise Instructor?

Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :

Saville Sucker

Can be used as an alternative to Mother Fucker.

Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :

UBB Hand Coder