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jonesy999

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It's true about Johnny. He's playing a lesbian who manages an all-vegan football team in Fresh and Wild the Movie. Directed by Mel Smith and co-starring Kenny Baker as a three wheel pushchair with a heart.
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doc d
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i keep waking up thinking i'm married and have a wife somewhere.
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Uber Trick
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yes but yours is true damo

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Uber Trick
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aww a dream come true! [Smile]

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uberwench

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quote:
Originally posted by squirrelandgman:
I've decided to be become a professional gambler.

I bet you won't

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London

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How did that get there?

[ 22.04.2005, 11:32: Message edited by: London ]

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doc d
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quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
yes but yours is true damo

<insert childish rant and foot stamp here about the distance>


but its ok.
i get to see her for 5 whole days in 5 whole days.

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Uber Trick
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Well footstamper my point is you have a wife I don't have a boyfriend. You get to see your wife but my boyfriend is a dream that I have. Poor me [Frown]

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doc d
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if we both start singing "so lonely, so lonely"
do you think we'll get any tmolove shown to us?

no me neither.

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Uber Trick
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tmo has no love for anyone anymore [Frown]

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uberwench

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London

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I love you Lisa.
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Black Mask

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I love everyone on here, despite myself.

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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i love myself, quite frequently.

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i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song

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doc d
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quote:
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tmo has no love for anyone anymore [Frown]

i love you enough to send you cool shiz and snow.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Dr. Benway

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I had a freaky dream last night. There wa an article about a male contortionist, and all these arty photos, and as I looked through them they got more and more horrible, involving the removal of his eyes, and placing them in his nose or ears, and putting his hands inside his eye sockets. I didn't like it.

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doc d
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i dreamt i was precipitating my DNA at the bench last night. using the old rolling glass rod in ethanol technique. but pulling it straight from me. not from a preparation or anything.
and it was going ok, all spoolig nicely, then it fucked the strands broke and i didn't know what to do.

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saltrock
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My sister has read this thread and knows that I dreamt I had sex with her. [Frown]

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LowLevel
He's just a sweet transvestite !
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And I bet she didn't go all tingly and give you a knowing wink ?

No?

Bummer [Frown]

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carrie
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I have been off sick for two days - just as I was feeling better...this!!!

I take back all sympathy for your face being smashed up and am now emailing that picture to everyone I know.

Ewwwwww!

(Was I better than our bruv?)

Ewwww!!!!!

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saltrock
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quote:
Originally posted by carrie:

(Was I better than our bruv?)


Well, at least you didn't tell me I was rubbish at doing sex.

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Ringo

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How old's your sister Saltrock?
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saltrock
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EVEN older than me!!!!

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Ringo

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oh right
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carrie
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But not as old as MUCH older brother!
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New Way Of Decay

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Ringo, would you pay to see Saltrock and Carrie mud wrestle Uber and London?

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Ringo

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Yes. Yes I would.
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Uber Trick
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Don't be disgusting.

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uberwench

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A fool and his money are soon partying.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Don't be disgusting.

Please, can't we even have this joke? It's this or start a new thread to continue the Borgelith spat.

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Uber Trick
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Not on my behalf they're not. I'm going to flounce off to Tesco Metro in a disgusted huff.

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uberwench

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Shit dude, Ubers miffed.

I want Team Devons intro music to be 'So You Wanna Be a Boxer?' from Bugsy Malone.

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Uber Trick
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Nope, especially not this joke it really turns my stomach - I really don't fancy my sister. Sometimes though I fancy Scrawny's sisters sister. I have flouncing to do. Let me be gone.

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Ringo

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I thought it was just for the sake of equal numbers.
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