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Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
Please -


 
Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
 
Black Mask?
 
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
Louche says that TMO is a bit dull at the moment. I'm not sure about the other two.
 
Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
 
I am not suggesting he is responsible for them disappearing.
 
Posted by Bailey (Member # 261) on :
 
Amy left her job to go back to school. I think she may have quit the internet as well.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
Where is Londie?
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
She posted 24 minutes ago under the cunningly disguised user name London.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Astromariner:
Louche says that TMO is a bit dull at the moment.

The wife in Nip/Tuck looks a lot like Louche in ten years I reckon.
 
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
she also has a fucking kitten gif as her tag now, which may have caused some confuzzment.
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
I don't like the kitten any more. [Frown]
 
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
 
Drat it. I must be able to do better than that.

[ 01.09.2004, 12:16: Message edited by: Octavia ]
 
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
The wife in Nip/Tuck looks a lot like Louche in ten years I reckon.

 - Thass better.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
She posted 24 minutes ago under the cunningly disguised user name London.

oh. but did she go away for a bit?

no?

i can be dumb sometime.
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Hello Vikram! I just can't be bothered to post much any more, and when I do, I am but a pale shadow of my old self - 'with little to say and even less wit to say it with', as Brainbox said over on Seethru. Best erase me from your mind, or make do with Louche. She's ginger, scabrous, and probably never ever ever gets taken up the Oxo Tower, not even just once just to see what it feels like.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
Hmmm. Searching for a picture of Joally Richardson that looks more like Louche I came across this site about "visible lesbians" - as opposed, presumably, to "invisible lesbians" (which I reckon could be the seed for a great Thorn Davis screenplay). Anyway - check out Nip and Tuck tonight... it sounds awesomely rad.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
TMO is pretty boring when Louche posts a lot, frankly. She has become a stereotype.
 
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
 
*sigh* and I'm sure she's got lots of grand things to say about you too.
 
Posted by Bailey (Member # 261) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Hmmm. Searching for a picture of Joally Richardson that looks more like Louche I came across this site about "visible lesbians" - as opposed, presumably, to "invisible lesbians" (which I reckon could be the seed for a great Thorn Davis screenplay). Anyway - check out Nip and Tuck tonight... it sounds awesomely rad.

Oh Ben. It's Nip/Tuck and Joely Richardson. But I'm glad you're back. [Smile]
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
Whatever she said about me wouldn't change whether my view on her is true, though, would it.

Her posts are all stuck in some kind of northern-gothic 1980s angst-cycle. They are like Adrian Mole in his black-painted-bedroom period. They are the diary of a thirteen year-old listening to "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" on cassette. Thorn also does this morbid life-as-autopsy routine, but only as a base, lazy note: he often springs into surprisingly passionate energy. I can't think of the last time Louche surprised me.

And as I said, really her view of my posts has nothing to do with whether I'm right about this.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
Kovacs you are ronger than Ringo.

Pages 4 thru 7 of that thread Louche aquitted herself in a way I've not seen many do, like, ever in terms of challenging lazywidespread prejudice and assumption with cold, hard fact and hot, muscular argument.

As you say of Thor, the waspish, sour goth may be default position but she's demonstrated way more than that - to those who are paying attention.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Whatever she said about me wouldn't change whether my view on her is true, though, would it.

Christ dude, you just can't help yourself can you?
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
Huff-huff you're a fine one to talk, Bamba, given that Louche ceased posting after you dished out one of your patented Yea,-From-The-Summit-Of-Sinai bollockings because of her posts about Bret Easton Ellis.

You deleted it - but the venom had already taken hold...
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Huff-huff you're a fine one to talk, Bamba, given that Louche ceased posting after you dished out one of your patented Yea,-From-The-Summit-Of-Sinai bollockings because of her posts about Bret Easton Ellis.

You deleted it - but the venom had already taken hold...

On that very same thread you called her an 'unclean spirit' so don't be starting on me.

Anyway, the very idea that anyone (and Louche of all people) would give so much credence to anything I say is laughable.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
And, and, you said I shouldn't have deleted it you two-faced fuck!

[Mad]
 
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
black mask is back. back! baaack!
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
Hello everyone. Just back from Polperro, Cornwall. I may start a thread on holidays. Try not to wet yourselves.
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by London:
I don't like the kitten any more. [Frown]

That was short lived... I'll put it in a sack and drown it later today.

[ 02.09.2004, 03:06: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
 
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
 
Where is Gemini? It hailed the other day and I thought "how bizarre", as I will probably go on doing for the entire rest of my life, thanks to her maiden thread.
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
I'll put it in a sack and drown it later today.

That's a bit harsh. She may have descended into self-parody, but her occasional contributions at least lift the post count.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
Where is Gemini? It hailed the other day and I thought "how bizarre", as I will probably go on doing for the entire rest of my life, thanks to her maiden thread.

I'm glad it's not just me. The other day, I watched Flash Gordon and when Ming's finger hovered over the button marked HOT HAIL, I thought of Gemini's classic line. Judging by his expression, Flash thought much the same.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:


Pages 4 thru 7 of that thread Louche aquitted herself in a way I've not seen many do, like, ever in terms of challenging lazywidespread prejudice and assumption with cold, hard fact and hot, muscular argument.

That was just Louche's droning "grimmer-up-north-than-thou" routine: like a cold wind it quickly turns my ears numb and her voice just becomes a dismal assault.

Reading it now, I admit there is solid material there, along with effort, research, determined argument. But --

quote:
hardcore spawning lest the scummers take over the earth and drag us all down into some unpalatable pit of poverty.
...
I'm not sure from whence comes your experience of parenting



Awkward "Dungeons-and-Dragons" style prose

quote:
the days when 15 year olds got put in abusive homes or died on kitchen tables with a knife in their bits


Gothic-horror bombast

quote:
The chance is that I’m getting aerated over semantics but your language and approach are anathema to me.


A level English student overusing thesaurus

quote:
I have seen kids nominated by the local Youth Offending Team ... I have seen a scheme which took drug addicts, cleaned them up,...I have seen mothers of three who got pregnant at 14 get a NVQ Level 2 in Child Care... One youth centre in Knowsley where I funded a project has a wall papered three thick with thank you letters. ...It’s humbling.


Drafty local council meeting


-- Louche's writing reminds me of the mid-1980s, in a very depressing way.
 
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 
kovacs, your obsession with go west reminds me of the mid-1980s in a very depressing way, but i don't go on and on about it.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
Omikin, I know I'm not without fault by any means, but I don't think that should stop me from commenting on others.

Or do we all have to put our own houses in order before we can criticise people.

In that case, I think you should get out your "Marigolds" and your "Dyson".
 
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 
i agree totally with you, just pointing out where you "fall down" as well.

btw, it'd take more than a fancy hoover and some rubber gloves to sort my shit out, although thanks for the offer.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
I know I was a bit harsh but it was only an effort to get Louche posting again [Frown]
 
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
You could try comparing overrated wank-fest American Psycho unfavourably with the lyrics of Go West.
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
I like American Psycho
 
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
i prefer go west.
 
Posted by Lucid (Member # 531) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
I know I was a bit harsh but it was only an effort to get Louche posting again [Frown]

"The wind and the sun were arguing over who was more powerful. The sun boasted about its radiance and beauty, the warmth it provides. The wind bragged about its presence regardless the time of day, its ability to uproot trees and cause devastation. The sun noticed a man walking in the street, and he challenged the wind to get the man to remove his coat. The wind began to blow, and the man pulled the ends of his coat closer together. The wind grew stronger, and the man reacted by buttoning up his coat and pulling up his collar. As the ferocity of the wind grew, the man only pulled his coat closer around him, to provide him the needed warmth. The wind saw he could not accomplish the task, and challenged the sun to do such. The sun started shining and the temperature began to rise. First, the man loosened his grip on his coat. As it grew hotter, he unbuttoned his coat. The temperature grew so pleasant and warm that the man finally removed his coat."

Hi Louche! [Smile]
 
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
 
Well, obviously, what the wind should have done was to offer the man a large tin of baked beans. These would have awakened his evil brother who was sleeping quietly within the man at the time.

The evil brother would start a-stirring and a-parping, then a-rumbling and a-grumbling and a-blasting until... fumbling for his keys, bursting in through the front door, the man flings his coat off and leaps the stairs four at a time.

A victory for the wind! And what's this? A bonus! The sun seems to have turned green and has his hand over his mouth.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Meg.

Meg's missing.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
This is true. I did like Meg, Meg was cool. Where is she?
 
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
 
Clapham.

With a new job.

And dodgy home net access.

So. You know.


Also - training to be a nun.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
Does anyone know what happened to Sixty Nine Comeback Elvis?

Also: Benway is not dead - and he vowed in an email the other day that he'd wreak bloody revenge on the haters, the doubters and "all thee fair-weather friends in the cesspool of corruptions and cozenage that is TMOTALK dot com." So there you go.
 
Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
 
If Benway and Elvis came back I would absolutely promise to stop posting again.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Also: Benway is not dead - and he vowed in an email the other day that he'd wreak bloody revenge on the haters, the doubters and "all thee fair-weather friends in the cesspool of corruptions and cozenage that is TMOTALK dot com." So there you go.

Pffh! He's all mouth and no trousers that boy. No, really, he's just one massive mouthpart with all limbs attached directly to his lips and he really doesn't own any trousers, he just grew a beard to cover his genitals and that was that.

[ 03.09.2004, 11:08: Message edited by: Bamba ]
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Benway ... vowed in an email the other day that he'd wreak bloody revenge on the haters, the doubters and all three fair-weather friends


 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
Uber, you forgot to actually post anything in your post.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
It's all in the formatting, Bamba...
 
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
Where is Gemini? It hailed the other day and I thought "how bizarre", as I will probably go on doing for the entire rest of my life, thanks to her maiden thread.

I've been hiding from TMO incase this having a baby lark is catching...
 
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
 
That's probably wise. Because it is contagious.

But that's fodder for another thread, innit.
 
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
Do you have something to tell us, The Froop?
 
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
 
Actually... there is a matter of growing importance which I might mention...

Here's perhaps the happiest news I've ever shared on TMO or elsewhere:

Mrs Froop & myself are expecting. We're due at the end of April. [Big Grin]

Overall, I'm very excited - which to be honest came as a surprise, because I honestly had expected to be more overwhelmed and terrified by the prospect of fatherhood. I mean, I didn't take any aptitude test for this! I can't possibly be qualified! [Wink]
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There should be a whole forum for this, you know. I wonder what's in the water? Expecting a call from the CSA any day now.
 
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
 
*runs away screaming again.
 
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
 
But seriously, congratulations to you and your lovely new wife. [Smile]
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
Congratulations, F.
 
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
well done Froopy and Mrs Froop! [Smile]
 
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
Lordy, will there be any normal people left?

Congrats and all the best to the Froopers.
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
Fuck me... TMO has turned into a fertility site !

Congrats you two !
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
Congratulations Froopy - all the best to you and the missus. [Smile]
 
Posted by Bailey (Member # 261) on :
 
Congratulations Froopy! (Again!) [Cool]

In other news, I spotted Harlequin wandering around outside Vauxhall station in the rain this morning, carrying a huge rucksack and sleeping roll. [Frown]
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Look! Lots of Froops.
 -
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Look! Lots of Froops.
 -

Idiot.
 
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
 
Top news there Froop and Mrs Froop - best of luck to you both. [Cool]


I would suggest that it might be an apt time for us to get a TMO sweepstake going; who's going to succumb next, but given the way I've been gushing over my friends' newborn son (I got to hold him when he was only ¡¡¡four hours!!! old. Mad) it might well end up being me. You bastards.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Kryste almighty, congratulations to the lovely Froopys! [Big Grin] Xxx
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Fuck off Davis.
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bailey:
Congratulations Froopy! (Again!) [Cool]

In other news, I spotted Harlequin wandering around outside Vauxhall station in the rain this morning, carrying a huge rucksack and sleeping roll. [Frown]

Maybe it wasn't a rucksack...

Maybe... maybe that's how they reproduce..?
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by StevieX:
it might well end up being me. You bastards.

I think you should definitely knock up Mrs Stevie. We need another generation with decent taste in music.
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
Hearty congrats.

All this fecundity is causing a hormone surge of such force my ovaries now live outside my body.
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
Congratulations to the Froops. For some reason, every time I hear of another pregnacy I get a stab of envy in my right ovary. But. I hope you are ver happy and enjoy your baby. Good luck with storfrying the placenta!
 
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
 
Christ, you're sperms don't hang about do they Froopy?!

Congratulations impending parental types!


quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
storfrying

This typo makes you sound Northern Irish Louche.
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
oh, it was one of those weddings then eh?


(congratulations!)
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boy Racer:

quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
storfrying

This typo makes you sound Northern Irish Louche.
The fact that you don't know what storfrying is makes you look like a culinarily uneducated wanker. But that's probably a result of you having to suffer the impossible privations of a comprehensive education.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Hey Louche, back and spitting venom I see! But it's such a humid day, why be so full of poison? You remind me of a little kitten that scratches and claws and spits when you try to go near it, but when it eventually lets you close its the cutest of purring loving creatures! [Smile] I don't know what storfrying is [Frown] can you tell me or shall I not be lazy and google for it?
 
Posted by Petite (Member # 539) on :
 
Aging Grace
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
I am not...?
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
Storfrying is the process of cooking any bodypart obtained (legitimately or otherwise) from the human body.

Not a typo. Honest.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
What bit of a human body would you storfry and why? I've been thinking about this and if it was a do or die situation then I think I could pretty much eat any part. The only bit that would make me really squemish would be eyes. I bet my bingo wings would be really tasty too. O - well maybe not the left one cos that one has had the implant in it, but the right one, definitely.
 
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
Froopy's baby. All of it.

No, congratulations mate. [Smile]
 
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
 
I believe the hands were regarded as the most tasty part of the Long Pig.
 
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
[Cool] Congratulations Froopy! I thought I'd spotted a couple of hints in your posts recently!

Kryste Alive, I'm getting broody. I may mention this to J tonight. I expect he will become incredibly pale and pretend not to have heard me. [Frown]
 
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
 
Also:

Raz....?

Elvon....?

Amp....?
 
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
 
 - Alright?
 
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
 
Thanks all [Smile]

quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Good luck with storfrying the placenta!

I've been, as people often do when babies are expected, reading a fair amount of the what to expect when she's expecting ilk. Which are usually good and well enough, informative without being clinical, and so forth.

One of the books I've been exposed to (this one, in fact, a loan from my sister) was something of a photo-book containing various images to tell you, oh, so the foetus at six weeks looks stunningly like a gecko and for no adequately explained reason, they grow a coat of fur and lose it again. Some of it is frankly a bit creepy.

But the placenta - oh dear. It looks a bit like something you might find at the butcher's classified in one of the more obscure ethnic foods sections, something like a large mucus-covered slab of raw hamburger meat. (And that's the most generous description I could muster.)

But seriously - people eat these things?

Oh dear.
 
Posted by rooster (Member # 738) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
But seriously - people eat these things?

After following that link:
It is gross enough to eat a piece of yourself (or your wife), but to feed it to your cats! Why?
 
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by rooster:
stuff

TMO, meet Mrs Froop. Mrs Froop, TMO.

Just by way of introduction.
 
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
hello rooster! [Smile]

ETA: Also, as I have recently mentioned elsewhere, I look forward to partaking of my own placenta should the opportunity ever arise. I plan to make a pate and eat it on toast.

[ 10.09.2004, 09:16: Message edited by: Astromariner ]
 
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
 
Please, if you all follow the "you could make a placenta smoothie" line, please, please, please, never, ever tell us. Ta.
 
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
 
congratulations froopy and rooster and welcome rooster [Smile]
 
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
congrats and welcome. [Razz]
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
What is the little picture in your post IAN? Is it a rabbit poo?

My hormones, should you be wondering, are still fine. Not a twitch.
 
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
I thought it was the kia-ora crow's decapitated head. But I could be wrong.
 
Posted by rooster (Member # 738) on :
 
Thanks for the welcome all.
 
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
It's a chisky crow, courtesy of Raxxus.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
I dunno, placenta could taste good. Like wisps of veal and tangy iron-rich venison. Will be horribe as a smoothie though.

welcome rooster and congrats on the froopette.
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
Oh! I read that as 'cow' first and spent ages with my nose pressed up against the screen trying to make it look like a cow. Crow is still pretty tenuous but better...
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
Everytime I hear about someone getting pregnant, I always wind up hoping that it turns out like Marmaduke in London Fields.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Hey rooster, well done on winning the double! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
Congratulations Froop and Rooster! at this rate the next meat will need to have a creche..
 
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
Congrats Froop and Rooster.

By the time you have finished pushing the baby out, the last thing in the world you will want to do is eat placenta.

TRUE STORY:-

My sister gave birth on her own, in her bedroom at the Guide Dogs for the Blind training centre where she worked training guide dogs. She didn't know she was pregnant until the head started to come through [silly moo thought she has appendicitus]. Anyway, after giving birth the ambulance arrived and took her to hospital. They had to send the ambulance men back to her room to check if the placenta had all come away but it had been mauled so much by the dog that she was training that was staying with her so they couldn't tell. She then had to have an internal to check, which after what she had just gone through was not very pleasant. Please - make sure that you don't let a dog maul the placenta after you've given birth.
 
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
the tmo upduff sweepstake: whos getting pregnant next?

grianagh 2/1 favourite

astro 4/1

herbs 10/1

me 25/1

vogon 33/1 (3 minutes is plenty of time for many!)

raz 66/1 ...worth a punt, anyway
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I notice I'm not in the sweepstake *depressed lol*
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
[silly moo thought she has appendicitus]

Cor blimey, I thought that kind of thing only happened on Eastenders. I can think of few things more alarming than suddenunexpectedbaby.
 
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by discodamage:
the tmo upduff sweepstake: whos getting pregnant next?

grianagh 2/1 favourite

hmmmm I see no one did their TMO research ...cuz if they did they'd know that mart and I are out of the running on this one. =)

The rest of ya'll just moved up a space.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by saltrock:
TRUE STORY:-

My sister gave birth on her own, in her bedroom at the Guide Dogs for the Blind training centre where she worked training guide dogs. She didn't know she was pregnant until the head started to come through [silly moo thought she has appendicitus]. Anyway, after giving birth the ambulance arrived and took her to hospital. They had to send the ambulance men back to her room to check if the placenta had all come away but it had been mauled so much by the dog that she was training that was staying with her so they couldn't tell. She then had to have an internal to check, which after what she had just gone through was not very pleasant. Please - make sure that you don't let a dog maul the placenta after you've given birth.

I can see this being an episode in From the Files of Thorn Davis - the actual tale bookended by an introductory segment featuring Thorn, resplendent in smoking jacket and cravat, reading from a mildewed file in a book-lined study... then returning to draw a gruesome moral from the story at the end of the programme, perhaps brandishing some macabre artefact of the scenes just witnessed by our horrified but transfixed eyes.
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
quote:
mart and I are out of the running on this one. =)
Christ! We have our very own statistical anomally going on here! In the future people will study population growth charts and write papers on the "2005 blip".

Congratulations to you as well then!
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
I'm confused! [Confused] See!

*sigh*

I'm going out to get pregnant - gasp - I mean drunk. lol. whatevs.

[ 10.09.2004, 15:28: Message edited by: Uber Trick ]
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
Jesus christ, did someone slip fertility drugs in the drinks at the last meat? Huge congrats Grianagh and Mart, are you going to be in Spain for the time being? Only I'm wondering where to send the congrats card to..
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Is that what it means though? Is it? IS IT? I need confirmation...
 
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
er.....

it means we can't have kids.

actually it means I cant.

mart says his sperm are just fine, ta.
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Grianagh:
mart says his sperm are just fine, ta.

even if a little sour. like lime flavoured yoghurt.
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
Oh. Im sorry.
 
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Abby:
Oh. Im sorry.

Lime is fine.

[ 11.09.2004, 07:55: Message edited by: Grianagh ]
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
I can see this being an episode in From the Files of Thorn Davis - the actual tale bookended by an introductory segment featuring Thorn, resplendent in smoking jacket and cravat, reading from a mildewed file in a book-lined study... then returning to draw a gruesome moral from the story at the end of the programme, perhaps brandishing some macabre artefact of the scenes just witnessed by our horrified but transfixed eyes.

Gah. I read this and immediately became despondent about the fact no-one is willing to comission this program. I could say stuff like "This story will leave you feeling less than 100 pla cent" and "some creatures have a dogged enthusiasm for the birthing process". Goddamit. My life sucks.
 
Posted by AgeingGrace (Member # 342) on :
 
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[ 19.09.2004, 22:56: Message edited by: AgeingGrace ]
 
Posted by Louise (Member # 96) on :
 
Huge big congrats to Froop and Mrs Froop.

And if London doesn't want the kitten anymore, can I have it? I love the fluffy white blob.
 
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Grianagh:
er.....

it means we can't have kids.

actually it means I cant.

mart says his sperm are just fine, ta.

B-but you have Minigree...

Also, congratulations to the Froopsters - excellent news!
 
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
 
Comical Ali?
 


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