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Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
As someone who likes to dip in and out of TMO quite a bit (first time caller, long time listener), I'm a bit confused about who is who, what their motivation is, relationships with other people. Like coming in on a soap opera and only at the fifth time of watching do you realise that the reason Nigel and Sonia hate each other is because Nigel has been buming Sonia's dog (or something). It would be nice to get the whole 'dog buming thing' up front by having a useful guide on the regulars for the sometime users like me.

In a nutshell, any chance of a 'character list' of who is who - like at the start of long Russian novels.

So far I've picked up the following:

Thorn - The journeyman. Honest with the highs and lows of life.

Kovacs - cultural supremo with odd choice in favourite comics. Experienced the champagne of comic life but now slums it on the Diamond White (Zenith). May or may not fancy Brandy.

Brandy - the sane voice on the board? Shares the same 'love' of Croydon as Thorn.

Misc Files?

Ben?

Please help with this. Realise this is navel gazing and will be told to fuck off.

I write this in the full knowlege that it may die on its arse.
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
I think this thread has the potential to be gr11. Though, MS, don't expect the answers to bear any relation to the truth. Just managing your expectations, like.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
MonkeySusan - Too scared to do groundwork.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
It could work.

MonkeySusan, why don't you request a poster to write about another poster.

So like; Ben - could you write about XXX please??

This makes your post both helpful to yourself and conceptual.

Tip; Samuel Norton would be a good one to fill that space there.
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
I think MonkeySusan should post a few more character sketches! [Smile]
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
clusterfuckery incoming, woohoo!
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
clusterfuckery incoming, woohoo!

Naw, I'm hoping MS won't know much history and it could be beautiful pandemonium.
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
Vikram - Cynical poser whose aloof posturing fails to impress at every turn. While he would like to consider himself a 40,000 volt jolt to the forum, snapping them out of complacency and setting them on the way to forging something new and special, his presence on the forum more closely resembles that of a fart in an elevator.
 
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
 
Ben - The mild-mannered librarian by day, Kovacian cultural commentator by night.

Thorn - Used to be the shock guy of TMO in the early days. Now approaching 30 and scared. So very, very scared.

Ringo - The guy everyone likes to like. Will turn this thread into a wankfest.

Boy Racer - Wanker. Literally.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Sabian - The Dear Deidre of digital.
 
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
I'll help you Monkeyboy, based on my off-board knowledge of your likes and dislikes. These are some of the people you may encounter:

Football Fans

Boy Racer (key words: film/south London/wanking)

damo (key words: drugz/tennessee/dna)

I know there are others, but these seem to be most prominent.

Non-football Fans

Ringo (key words: cars/computers/Milton Keynes)
[editor's note- always beware of men who profess not to like football]

Louche (key words: Manchester/Brett Easton Ellis/wine)

Film Fans

Ben (key words: culture/morality/pies)

Boy Racer (see above)

kovacs (key words: comics/London/80s)

[editor's note- MonkeySusan likes some great films, but also dislikes many great ones and needs to be shown the error of his ways]

Politick:

Ben (see above)

Vikram (key words: backpack/credit cards/dappy)

Samuelnorton (key words: Germany/cheese/squirting)

StevieX (key words: summary unavailable)

Hope this helps.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Vikram - Cynical poser whose aloof posturing fails to impress at every turn. While he would like to consider himself a 40,000 volt jolt to the forum, snapping them out of complacency and setting them on the way to forging something new and special, his presence on the forum more closely resembles that of a fart in an elevator.

What was that for? And to think I fucking liked you too!
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
Thanks for all this stuff so far. Very helpful.

Tell me if I'm near the truth:

New Way of Decay - Streetwise with a certain cache with the under 14s. Wears retro trainers (Nike Air Max 2 a favourite). Would secretly like to be Thorn.

Misc files - Irreverant sense of humour. Ben's twin.

Ben - Irreverant sense of humour. Misc files' twin.

VP - A poetess indeed. Tolerates Thorn.

London - Fears the city he is named after. Likes eating at curry houses. Dreams of asking VP for a gourmet curry. Hides emotion under machismo.

Am I close?
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
What was that for? And to think I fucking liked you too!

I thought you didn't want it to turn into a cluster fuck? So I did a non-cluster fucky post. Jesus! There's no pleasing some people.
 
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
Tell me if I'm near the truth:

New Way of Decay - Streetwise with a certain cache with the under 14s. Wears retro trainers (Nike Air Max 2 a favourite). Would secretly like to be Thorn.


Ha ha ha ha!!! Thump.

I just laughed so much I fell off my chair.

Sorry Monkeypantslala.
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
Misc Files: It's always surprising to remember how young he is.
 
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
London - Hides emotion under machismo.

true.

UberTrick - blood relation of another TMOer. Flirty, rambles, essentially kind hearted.

jonesy - ran out of steam in 2002.

Fish - bitchy.
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by saltrock:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
[qb]

Sorry Monkeypantslala.

Monkeypantslala is a better name.

Squeegy - Speaks the truth
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
Uber Trick sparkling urbanite with added kitten hair.

Bamba Gruff and avuncular yet with hideen depths. That no-one really wants to get into.

damo Has tourettes and utilises this to disguise essential innate niceness. I think.
 
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
 
Louche - exaggerates anger and melancholy.

Bamba - likes to "fight" with Thorn. Writes long sentences, exaggerates anger.

damo - lost mancunian. hyper.

astro - exaggerates timidness, assertiveness sometimes bubbles through.

[ 06.10.2004, 11:16: Message edited by: Modge ]
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:

London - Fears the city he is named after. Likes eating at curry houses. Dreams of asking VP for a gourmet curry. Hides emotion under machismo.


VP's tits are a bit small for me - I'm more of a big-booty bitches kinda person - but otherwise, spot on.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Modge:
ran out of steam in 2002.

It was 2003 actually.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
New Way of Decay - Streetwise with a certain cache with the under 14s. Wears retro trainers (Nike Air Max 2 a favourite). Would secretly like to be Thorn.

Try;

In tune with nothing and no-one,

3/4 inch pumps,

Secretly wants to be be himself,

Good effort! *stamp*
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
Wow. Modge is on a mega downer. [Frown]
 
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Modge:


astro - exaggerates timidness, assertiveness sometimes bubbles through.

Y'see, until the last meat, where I was told by several people that I have the online persona of a wet weekend in Margate, I wasn't even aware that I seem timid. I blame Louche and her brutal Day in the Life of Astro post. And that time I wrote about crying when listening to The Boxer.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Astro can you stop telling us when you cry please. it makes me bunch my left hand under my armpit and stroke the forearm with my right hand and think 'astro is crying'

My face turns blue and pouty. My eyes become apostrophes and I look exactly, exactly like this; [Frown]
 
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
 
It's OK! I'm not crying now. I'm wearing a tiny frown because there's a funny smell in the office and I can't work out where it's coming from.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
That'll be the lift. Vikram has entered your building.
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
It's funny you should say that, because I just let one go.
 
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
 
Dr. Benway - Dead
 
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Modge:
Bamba - exaggerates anger.

Fantastic! Is there anything more likely to make steam blast out of an angry person's ears than telling them they exaggerate their anger? If Bamba doesn't post for a while it's probably because he's put his forehead straight through his monitor screen in a sort of Glasgow cyberkiss.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
I am not... - Coffin dodging

saltrock - bad-ass-mint-one. Professional Bitch for hire. Mum fun.

[ 06.10.2004, 11:56: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
Dang - Likes bikes. Thinks he's funnier than he is. Backlash already begun.

[ 06.10.2004, 11:56: Message edited by: Bamba ]
 
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
StevieX - living in the late, indie 80's. But with better software.

NWoD - an original. Searching the planet for his true purpose and having good hair! while he does it.
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Modge:

jonesy - ran out of steam in 2002.

Fish - bitchy.

Jonesy's not dead, he's just resting. He'll be back...

And as for bitchy, you little madam, I'm sorry I offended you the last time we met up but I really wasn't trying to be offensive.

I genuinely did think that your engagement ring was from argos.
Here's the link to prove it!
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Get a room, Saltrock and NWoD!
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
£19,999!! Fucking hell! Thats extremely generous, despite the source!
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by London:
Get a room, Saltrock and NWoD!

[Razz]
 
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:
Originally posted by London:
Get a room, Saltrock and NWoD!

[Razz]
You mind where you put that now!
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
Oops, I was looking for TMO and I've accidentally stumbled into Handbag, my apologies.
 
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
 
well shouldn't you be sighing and doling out computer advice then?

[ 06.10.2004, 12:20: Message edited by: Modge ]
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
Perhaps if Bamba doesn't like it he should go back to The Cuban Lounge, where he holds the same role as Thorn on HB "Rellies".
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
I like the new nasty modge. Can we keep her?
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by fish:

I genuinely did think that your engagement ring was from argos.
Here's the link to prove it!

Fucking hell I could have gone to Argos and then to Florida on the change.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Perhaps if Bamba doesn't like it he should go back to The Cuban Lounge, where he holds the same role as Thorn on HB "Rellies".

Perhaps you should cram it up your arse?
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Perhaps if Bamba doesn't like it he should go back to The Cuban Lounge, where he holds the same role as Thorn on HB "Rellies".

Perhaps you should cram it up your arse?
Unnecessarily harsh unless you feel there's something wrong or embarrassing about your role on TCL.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Unnecessarily harsh unless you feel there's something wrong or embarrassing about your role on TCL.

B-but there's nothing either unneccesary or harsh about my post. You deserved it and continue to deserve it.

[ 06.10.2004, 12:51: Message edited by: Bamba ]
 
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
 
exaggerates anger...
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
OK, well I still maintain you're a fundamentally good man, Bamba.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Modge:
exaggerates anger...

Doesn't currently have to...
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
OK, well I still maintain you're a fundamentally good man, Bamba.

And you can cram that up you ar...oh, wait.
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
OK, well I still maintain you're a fundamentally good man, Bamba.

i don't love you anymore.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
Chilling, the way Bamba tried to criticise the chate but ended up getting assimilated into a 'chate pod' along with the rest of the group.

 -

Fuck! Saltrock's seen me.
 
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Perhaps if Bamba doesn't like it he should go back to The Cuban Lounge, where he holds the same role as Thorn on HB "Rellies".

Is kovacs compiling a report on everyone's non-TMO internet activities?
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
It does seem that way, doesn't it. In the novel In Her Shoes, the fit but uneducated sister calls this the game of "Information".
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Is kovacs compiling a report on everyone's non-TMO internet activities?

That was partially what got on my tits, Kovacs being all "Aha! Look what I know about you!" then also making it into a dig.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
Bamba, for fuck's sake don't give it out if you can't take it. You cast yourself as a moody, thick-skinned, bullish character on here so you really should be able to handle someone responding to you slightly acerbically without compiling a fucking report about it and submitting it to the board.
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
One of my fave things about the internet is the way it makes us, sophisticated and intelligent adults as we are, behave like children closing their eyes and hiding behind their fingers and going 'aha! I can't see you, so you can't see me!' The notion that if someone stumbles upon your diaryland they just 'shouldn't read it' because it's dishonourable, and they should treat it with the same respect they would a paper diary. The idea that, if I post on a different forum under a different name, then I suddenly, magically, have a completely different identity that has no relation to or similarities with the original one. All of which is, of course, just so much bullshit. Unfortunately.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
[my last post weakened by repetition of "compile report" image ... [Mad] at self ]
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Bamba, for fuck's sake don't give it out if you can't take it. You cast yourself as a moody, thick-skinned, bullish character on here so you really should be able to handle someone responding to you slightly acerbically without compiling a fucking report about it and submitting it to the board.

Oh fuck off with "compiling a report", one single sentence is hardly that and your post is further 'weakened' by such ridiculous exagerration. That aside, if you'd given me shit about something I'd said/done here then fair enough but to go and lurk somewhere else then suddenly bring that up and sling it at me on TMO is, I would say, slightly below the belt. If I'd brought it up here, made it part of the domain of discussion as it were, in the same way Thorn sometimes does about HB then yeah, I could hardly complain, but it gets my back up to have you pull it out of nowhere. Possibly I'm not justified in that but there it is. Undoubtedly you've got a large web-presence yourself but I wouldn't go hunting for stuff you've done/said elsewhere just to use for ammunition here.

I had some other comments, spurred by Londie's post, but work calls for the moment.

[ 07.10.2004, 06:00: Message edited by: Bamba ]
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
]Oh fuck off with "compiling a report", one single sentence is hardly that and your post is further 'weakened' by such ridiculous exagerration.



It was settled, I was pleasant to you in a way you didn't entirely deserve, and you brought it up again. That, to me, is continued whining.

quote:
That aside, if you'd given me shit about something I'd said/done here then fair enough but to go and lurk somewhere else then suddenly bring that up and sling it at me on TMO is, I would say, slightly below the belt.


Why? I didn't say anything bad about TCL. It's hardly "lurking" on there if I read the 5 threads they post every week. I "lurk" more on the Guardian website, which has rather more new content every day. If you want it to be private, I'm sure you could make TCL available to be read by members only.

So many TMO contributors also post on TCL that I don't see it as "spying" to check it out now and then, when I've run out of things to look at on other boards.

I didn't see my original comment as especially spiteful.
 
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:


Fuck! Saltrock's seen me.

That's just mean
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
It was settled, I was pleasant to you in a way you didn't entirely deserve, and you brought it up again. That, to me, is continued whining.

It wasn't really settled, it was just brushed over. The reason I posted my reply to VP was as an attempt to explain why I'd got so fucked off with you rather than just leaving things the way they were. It's got a bit out of hand again but it was a genuine attempt to say "Look, here's my justification, I wasn't just trying to be a dick for the sake of it" which is what I suspected your over-riding impression would be had I left things unsaid. Granted, I probably wouldn't have had the 'balls' to reopen the subject myself but when VP's post gave me an opportunity to clear the air I took it. As to what I did and didn't deserve from you, I don't agree with your opinion there but, y'know, fuck it.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

Why? I didn't say anything bad about TCL. It's hardly "lurking" on there if I read the 5 threads they post every week. I "lurk" more on the Guardian website, which has rather more new content every day. If you want it to be private, I'm sure you could make TCL available to be read by members only.

So many TMO contributors also post on TCL that I don't see it as "spying" to check it out now and then, when I've run out of things to look at on other boards.

This is really just an extended explanation of your definition of 'lurk' which is pretty beside the point really.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

I didn't see my original comment as especially spiteful.

If it wasn't spiteful, if it wasn't making a point then what was it for? As far as I remember you've made withering comments in the past about Thorn's place on the HB Relationships board and, with your comment coming so quickly on the heels of my incendiary post, my assumption that your comparison was having a go was reasonable. If not then why even mention it? Why bring it up at all? Of course, I can't prove you were taking a snidey dig at me but I can't believe that you weren't and so for you to complain at me biting back seems a bit much. Christ, I told you to cram your post up your arse, hardly the most personal or biting comment ever posted on TMO.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
This is really just an extended explanation of your definition of 'lurk' which is pretty beside the point really.



I thought part of your complaint was that I was "lurking" on TCL, which of course has negative connotations and makes it sound like I sneak around trying to gather incriminating information, rather than that I read lots of public websites including that one.


quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:

If it wasn't spiteful, if it wasn't making a point then what was it for?



I can't even remember now.


I will honestly have to look.

OK: well you were making a general, mild enough put-down about the level of conversation being Handbag-poor. I guess my post was a "riposte". No big deal, surely. As far as I know, you do techie stuff on TCL and banter with Louche. My comment translates as fuck off where you came from, then.

Re. Thorn on Handbag, I find his role there very entertaining and if you remember, recently defended him (on here) when he was attacked on that board. I have probably posted on Handbag more than he does, so I'm in no position to criticise him for it.

I wouldn't really take it as a nasty comment if someone said to me "get back to Barbelith where everyone loves you, then".

I don't think it's worth arguing about too much. In fact, it is taking me away from this

[ 07.10.2004, 10:39: Message edited by: kovacs ]
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
I don't think it's worth arguing about too much. In fact, it is taking me away from this [/QB]

That handbag thread is much more interesting than this one.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
I thought part of your complaint was that I was "lurking" on TCL, which of course has negative connotations and makes it sound like I sneak around trying to gather incriminating information, rather than that I read lots of public websites including that one.

I dunno, lurking has never really had negative connotations in my head, especially given how long I spent doing it on SeeThru myself. I use it simply to mean "reading a message board without posting there" and certainly the fact that you read stuff on TCL at all wasn't part of my issue.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

OK: well you were making a general, mild enough put-down about the level of conversation being Handbag-poor. I guess my post was a "riposte". No big deal, surely. As far as I know, you do techie stuff on TCL and banter with Louche. My comment translates as fuck off where you came from, then.

I should maybe make clear that I was only putting-down the previous two posts on that thread, Saltrock and Mikey's I think, not the thread as a while which I quite enjoyed and even contributed to myself though I don't know if that changes anything. Regardless, if you had said something more straightforward like "Piss off back to TCL then" I doubt I'd have been annoyed, it was the sneering tone of the post that really got me. Though perhaps from what you say the 'sneer' is down to my reading and wasn't your intention.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

Re. Thorn on Handbag, I find his role there very entertaining and if you remember, recently defended him (on here) when he was attacked on that board. I have probably posted on Handbag more than he does, so I'm in no position to criticise him for it.

I remember the defense you mounted but 97's actions there were a bit off-colour generally so that doesn't really preclude the possiblity that you still 'looked down on' his position there. I was sure I remember you making some negative remarks about it previously but I can't be sure thinking about it now so if you never have then I apologise for that accusation.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

I wouldn't really take it as a nasty comment if someone said to me "get back to Barbelith where everyone loves you, then".

No, as I said above neither would I have if that was all you'd said but your tone and the obfuscation of your meaning caused by throwing in the reference to Thorn on HB meant I instantly assumed your post was more mean-spirited than apparently was meant.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

I don't think it's worth arguing about too much.

No, in this your are entirely correct and I only post this response knowing that it'll be a mixture of clarifications and apolgies unlikely to spark any further discussion. As with all spats on message boards the time-lapse nature of the responses and the 'deep' analysis that results always absorbs any real sting and I'm now no longer even vaguely pissed off about it if that helps. Given that you've stated above that you didn't really mean that much by your comment I'd like to apologise for going nuts. My knee-jerk rage I think was caused by two things:


[ 07.10.2004, 11:20: Message edited by: Bamba ]
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
Is any of this really relevant? "You said this and this upset me because of that and now I said this because of that" Life is too short.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
I should maybe make clear that I was only putting-down the previous two posts on that thread, Saltrock and Mikey's I think, not the thread as a while which I quite enjoyed and even contributed to myself though I don't know if that changes anything.

Yeah it does a little bit. You are in no position to fucking swiftly back hand me when you have also spent the afternoon chasing the coat tails of a recent newb, waiting for turds to sniff and discuss like some kind of enthroned bulletin board king. You got as good as you gave and you're just upset that it came from a more reliable source of persuasion.
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
I thought part of your complaint was that I was "lurking" on TCL, which of course has negative connotations and makes it sound like I sneak around trying to gather incriminating information, rather than that I read lots of public websites including that one.

I dunno, lurking has never really had negative connotations in my head, especially given how long I spent doing it on SeeThru myself. I use it simply to mean "reading a message board without posting there" and certainly the fact that you read stuff on TCL at all wasn't part of my issue.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

OK: well you were making a general, mild enough put-down about the level of conversation being Handbag-poor. I guess my post was a "riposte". No big deal, surely. As far as I know, you do techie stuff on TCL and banter with Louche. My comment translates as fuck off where you came from, then.

I should maybe make clear that I was only putting-down the previous two posts on that thread, Saltrock and Mikey's I think, not the thread as a while which I quite enjoyed and even contributed to myself though I don't know if that changes anything. Regardless, if you had said something more straightforward like "Piss off back to TCL then" I doubt I'd have been annoyed, it was the sneering tone of the post that really got me. Though perhaps from what you say the 'sneer' is down to my reading and wasn't your intention.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

Re. Thorn on Handbag, I find his role there very entertaining and if you remember, recently defended him (on here) when he was attacked on that board. I have probably posted on Handbag more than he does, so I'm in no position to criticise him for it.

I remember the defense you mounted but 97's actions there were a bit off-colour generally so that doesn't really preclude the possiblity that you still 'looked down on' his position there. I was sure I remember you making some negative remarks about it previously but I can't be sure thinking about it now so if you never have then I apologise for that accusation.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

I wouldn't really take it as a nasty comment if someone said to me "get back to Barbelith where everyone loves you, then".

No, as I said above neither would I have if that was all you'd said but your tone and the obfuscation of your meaning caused by throwing in the reference to Thorn on HB meant I instantly assumed your post was more mean-spirited than apparently was meant.

quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

I don't think it's worth arguing about too much.

No, in this your are entirely correct and I only post this response knowing that it'll be a mixture of clarifications and apolgies unlikely to spark any further discussion. As with all spats on message boards the time-lapse nature of the responses and the 'deep' analysis that results always absorbs any real sting and I'm now no longer even vaguely pissed off about it if that helps. Given that you've stated above that you didn't really mean that much by your comment I'd like to apologise for going nuts. My knee-jerk rage I think was caused by two things:

Ben, if you're reading this, I hold you entirely responsible for this annoying "point-by-point response" to even the most trivial of arguments.

I demand an apology!
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
I demand an apology! [/QB]
Me too.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Yeah it does a little bit. You are in no position to fucking swiftly back hand me when you have also spent the afternoon chasing the coat tails of a recent newb, waiting for turds to sniff and discuss like some kind of enthroned bulletin board king. You got as good as you gave and you're just upset that it came from a more reliable source of persuasion.

Lol. Nice try dude.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
Lol. Nice try dude.

Thanks! For a minute there I thought I was in control of my own thoughts and emotions. I'm glad you've brought me back down to earth. [Embarrassed]

[ 07.10.2004, 12:06: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
Actually, no, you're right: I apologise dude.

[ 07.10.2004, 12:26: Message edited by: Bamba ]
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
MonkeySusan, you prompted one of the longer and more involved threads of the week so you should be glad of that and not complain if it becomes taken up, at this stage, with relationship-management.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
MonkeySusan - Boy with a girls name / friend of Fawn and VP

Modge - frighteningly accurate
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
You don't get quality hijacks like this on Barbelith.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
hello barry.

Barry Black Mask - Mine. He's mine ok. HANDS OFF.
 
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
fionulla the copula: silly name to write, not here much, token gay. Likes "art" (twat)
 
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
 
oh oh oh! and reading "how to read super hero comics and why" today I saw Kovacs get thanked, for some thing on inter planetary dimensions. that was exciting. And my internet arrived, what everyou say about ntl, they arent bad, 8 days from the initial phone call (weekend included) to give me 750k access installed for free at 19.99 a month? bonus!

sabian Amazingly generous tech wizard. Everyone but no one owes him a pint. Quite big.

VP Will take sydneys mammaries. Shagged Thorn.

UbertrickWas once asked if she would like to massuesue a man nekkied.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
Raz - A true genius, not of this world. Needs to be cherished

jnhoj - Cute young boy who can't spell. Has older Italian girlfriend (secret stud?)

[ 07.10.2004, 13:51: Message edited by: Uber Trick ]
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
i don't do drugz anymore.
tourettes, rabidity, hyper yes.
drugz no.
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Fucking hell I could have gone to Argos and then to Florida on the change. [/QB]

i did go to florida and keep change as well.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
Actually, no, you're right: I apologise dude.

No, you were alright, I was fucking about.

quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
07.10.2004, 12:26: Message edited by: Bamba

wait a minute.....I wonder what he put there before he removed it...probably something mean....leave it...leeeeave it
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
MonkeySusan, you prompted one of the longer and more involved threads of the week so you should be glad of that and not complain if it becomes taken up, at this stage, with relationship-management.

I'm not really complaining. I was just bored at work and that was (sadly) the best thing I could come up with.

Is it inappropriate of me to thank people for their responses to this thread and for not blanking my initial post which could easily have been an online monument to my tragic and unrealised need for group fulfilment?
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
wait a minute.....I wonder what he put there before he removed it...probably something mean....leave it...leeeeave it

No I'd just, for some reason, put the words "How does that grab you?" after my apology which made it seem utterly insincere when I read it back so I took it out.
 
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
Is it inappropriate of me to thank people for their responses to this thread and for not blanking my initial post which could easily have been an online monument to my tragic and unrealised need for group fulfilment?

Only if you want to be told to fuck off and die newbie scum. So I wouldnt recommend it.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
No I'd just, for some reason, put the words "How does that grab you?" after my apology which made it seem utterly insincere when I read it back so I took it out.

My reply would have been;

Tightly. By my shame-riddled testes.
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
My now ex-boyfriend vehemently agreed with the 'hides emotions behind machismo' assessment last night, MonkeySusan! You are very insightful.

Is MS a boy or a girl? Why do I think it is a boy?
 
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
Dang - Thinks he's funnier than he is.

Lord, no. It would be humanly impossible to be as funny as I think I am. Although some of the early Buster Keaton films come close.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by London:
Is MS a boy or a girl? Why do I think it is a boy?

quote:
Originally posted by London's little sister:
MonkeySusan - Boy with a girls name / friend of Fawn and VP


 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Only if you want to be told to fuck off and die newbie scum. So I wouldnt recommend it. [/QB]
What's the score with the newbie thing? I thought I've done my requisite amount of posts to become a 'full member'.

Plus what's wrong with being new? Amy Winehouse is new and she's done alright.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
What's the score with the newbie thing? I thought I've done my requisite amount of posts to become a 'full member'.

You need your 'UBB Code' badge sewn somewhere where it can be seen by the pack leader.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
Plus what's wrong with being new? Amy Winehouse is new and she's done alright.

Wow - which username does Amy Winehouse post under? I bet it's that Philomel... reading her posts she's always struck me as a bit of a minx.
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
Plus what's wrong with being new? Amy Winehouse is new and she's done alright.

Wow - which username does Amy Winehouse post under? I bet it's that Philomel... reading her posts she's always struck me as a bit of a minx.
It's true. When you read her posts you actually realise how much depth she has to her. She's not at all dull and two dimensional.

Whats a UBB badge?

I feel a bit like Thorn's dad. Like everytime I post I'm really embarassing him in front of his mates.
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:

Whats a UBB badge?[/QB][/QUOTE]
see bamba ripping piss out of me[/bbq][flamegrill][/toastedpurplepubes]
 
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
 
MonkeySusan: Needs to get the hang of those pesky [QUOTES].
 
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
 
the amy winehouse slagging is fine by me though. he can carry on with that.
 
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
i had to google amy winehouse to make sense of the last few posts. no clue who she was/is/whatever.
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Grianagh:
i had to google amy winehouse to make sense of the last few posts. no clue who she was/is/whatever.

have to agree with the sentiment there, did you find anything? I just came back from a thoroughly wholesome lunch of a pint of kronenburg and truly cant be arsed to find out for myself!
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
quote:
Originally posted by Grianagh:
i had to google amy winehouse to make sense of the last few posts. no clue who she was/is/whatever.

have to agree with the sentiment there, did you find anything? I just came back from a thoroughly wholesome lunch of a pint of kronenburg and truly cant be arsed to find out for myself!
She is everything that is wrong in life. Everything that is bad.
 
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
i think she sings or sumit. i lost interest half through reading web bio.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
She sings some kind of shitty Jazz nonsense that just meanders on and on and fucking on without ever actually approaching any kind of tune whatsoever. The word 'dirge' wouldn't be entirely unfair.
 
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
 
I did a google as I needed to remind myself who this person is, and I have been scarred.

For the clean of soul who have not had the misfortune, she is a Jazz singer of some talent, it has to be said if you like that sort of thing, and all is fine until she is allowed to speak.

Think Janet Street Porter. No wait, think Pamela Stephenson impersonating Janet Street Porter, crossed with a chav and a horse. This woman has a voice that would put your average North Sea Ferry fog horn to shame, and with a Saarf Lundun chavness of preposterous proportions. I caught her once on Jonathan Ross's show, and I can just imagine the Record Company execs recoiling in horror at this womans outburts. She is from a wealthy Jewish Family apparently, yet obviously got kicked out of charm school on day one.

Please, never utter her name again.
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
I did a google as I needed to remind myself who this person is, and I have been scarred.

lol, thanks for the warning, new heading set at 135.4 degrees north X 729.7 degrees west
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
FPP - have you been smoking the wacky baccy again?
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
FPP - have you been smoking the wacky baccy again?

who me? only one before work this morn, i did ask colleagues if they fancied joining me for a top up after our nutritious lunch, they werent up for it, boo! why do you ask? you arent my manager Shaki are you? uh oh, might be getting busted here!

[ 08.10.2004, 09:41: Message edited by: funkypurplepants ]
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
you arent my manager Shakin' are you?

That guy is a legend.
 -
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
i don't do drugz anymore.
tourettes, rabidity, hyper yes.
drugz no.

boring dude whats up with it?
is it the lethargic attitude that inhibits one after use of physical depressants, like smoking the greenery? Oh, your in south America right? Are you being planet concious and not burning our rain forests to the ground, or is it more to do with the fact that you might get shot/bribed/deported if you were caught by authorities?
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
Uber, where are u? Why, why, why? if u wanted something, i dont do that, sorry, try Ebay?
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
south america?
wtf?
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
south america?
wtf?

No? not with it man smokin in the mornin and drinkin at lunchtime leaves me in this groovy little world i just make up as i go along.
where u at then?
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
south america?
wtf?

Because your name is only 4 letters long, that means you must be Brazilian.

See also Pele, Cafu, Cocu, Zico etc.

[ 08.10.2004, 10:07: Message edited by: fish ]
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by fish:
Originally posted by damo:

wtf?

Wanking To Fish?

[ 08.10.2004, 10:10: Message edited by: funkypurplepants ]
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
Honestly, I thought I read it on a different thread the other day. Dont do drugs Damo man fucks seriously with memory! 4.2Kb used .02Kb free space left

[ 08.10.2004, 10:14: Message edited by: funkypurplepants ]
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by fish:
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
south america?
wtf?

Because your name is only 4 letters long, that means you must be Brazilian.

See also Pele, Cafu, Cocu, Zico etc.

where do ronaldinho and careca and dunga fit into this equation?
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
They are also Brazilian, but not necessarily. Anyone with a four letter name is necessarily Brazilian.
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
jordi?

spanish/dutch idiot son of johann cruyff?
ok thats five

but eta:

dani?
plays for spainish team, not sure where from though.

[ 08.10.2004, 10:56: Message edited by: damo ]
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
quote:
Originally posted by fish:
Originally posted by damo:

wtf?

Wanking To Fish?
Wanting to fart?
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
Cocu is also Dutch last I knew, he may have had a Brazilian but he doesn't hail from there..
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
quote:
Originally posted by fish:
Originally posted by damo:

wtf?

Wanking To Fish?
Wanting to fart?
Wishing toss friendly?
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
Uber, where are u? Why, why, why? if u wanted something, i dont do that, sorry, try Ebay?

I asked because you were making less sense than normal, but it has been explained by the pint at lunchtime. Carry on, my pet.
 
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
dani?
plays for spainish team, not sure where from though.

He's Portuguese. Had a colourful career - I saw him play his on his debut for West Ham back in ooh, must have been 95. Against Notts Forest it was (1-0 we won), came on in the 60th minute to much applause, and I remember him kicking the ball just once, target was goal, recipient was row K of the Bobby Moore stand. The hype lead to him playing for Ajax here in Holland, but he seemed to spend a little too much time either modelling or clubbing. Shame really, a lot of potential.
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
quote:
Originally posted by fish:
Originally posted by damo:

wtf?

Wanking To Fish?
Wanting to fart?
never wanting to, just let it go and reap the rewards of watching colleagues retch and blame it all on each other, great fun!
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
my pet.

Woo Hoo! Wank material for the rest of my life
 
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Physic:
Cocu is also Dutch last I knew

Most definitely. I actually used to work with his uncle and on my first day on the job they told me I was working with a Mr Cocu, yessss, the uncle of the footballer. I thought it sounded rather African, not having a clue who Cocu-the-footballer was, so imagine my surprise when a small, balding & most definitely white man wandered in and introduced himself!
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
He's Portuguese

There's a Spanish Dani as well, former Barcelona and before that Mallorca (part of the Mallorca side which knocked Chelsea out of the UEFA Cup which is why I remember), now at Espanyol. God I'm a stat geek when it comes to football..
 
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
 
Is Funkypurplepants a troll? Sorry, not really up on board dynamics at the moment.
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Physic:
quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
He's Portuguese

There's a Spanish Dani as well, former Barcelona and before that Mallorca (part of the Mallorca side which knocked Chelsea out of the UEFA Cup which is why I remember), now at Espanyol. God I'm a stat geek when it comes to football..
yes thats the one.
not that fop that played for the 'ammers.

and cocu is dutch non?


but bonus points for waynester in spelling it notts forest.
the only way to spell it and the quickest way to annoy their "tricky tree" ******* fans.

DCFC
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
I'm assuming fpp is a troll, and am amusing myself wondering who it might be. I'm not even going to suggest Kovacs.
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
he sounds like a mate of mine back in the uk.
so if anyone is going for the "aping damo" trick. its working.
 
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
 
The syntax does seem vaguely familiar. I like playing with it. Can I keep it as my pet, Mum?
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by London:
Is Funkypurplepants a troll? Sorry, not really up on board dynamics at the moment.

I am not sure i like the way you say that, whats wrong with living under a bridge and eating goats?
 
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Physic:
There's a Spanish Dani as well, former Barcelona and before that Mallorca (part of the Mallorca side which knocked Chelsea out of the UEFA Cup which is why I remember), now at Espanyol. God I'm a stat geek when it comes to football..

So how come you are only 15th in our league dude? [Big Grin]

Nah, outstanding recollections mate - I shall have to introduce you to Damon, chairman of AMNAS and fellow Chelsea fan when you come over. His knowledge of such minority facts is as anal as yours - nothing short of baffling. But then again he has one more than anyone else in AMNAS history.

[ 08.10.2004, 11:32: Message edited by: Waynster ]
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
quote:
Originally posted by London:
Is Funkypurplepants a troll? Sorry, not really up on board dynamics at the moment.

I am not sure i like the way you say that, whats wrong with living under a bridge and eating goats?
Boring newbie here. What's a troll?
 
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
The syntax does seem vaguely familiar. I like playing with it. Can I keep it as my pet, Mum?

I like you [Big Grin]
is this thing with u and baz serious, like would i be stepping on toes?
most apologetic babe, goin home 4 weekend, dont miss me, back on monday
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
No it's just a throwback from early Seethru to remind you how far you've come.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Trolls or no trolls. I'm being kicked out of work early. Literally forced to leave. I'm going to watch a gig, then I am going to get drunk (prolly)

Ciao peeps!

*vert*
 
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
[QB]
and cocu is dutch non?

Again: YES. And so are Bouma, John and Kuijt, to name a few more short names.
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
[QBSo how come you are only 15th in our league dude[/QB]

Hah, I failed to mention that my statto-ness is tempered only by my general laziness and apathy regarding anything which requires me to give it much thought [Smile]

And Turbo isn't it spelt Dirk Kuyt? I'm sure that's how it's been spelt in the writeups I've read of Feyenoord so far this season, I'd never heard of him before a few weeks ago.
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by turbo:
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
[QB]
and cocu is dutch non?

Again: YES. And so are Bouma, John and Kuijt, to name a few more short names.
easy clogger.
i was re-iterating to prove fihs wrong.
again.
 
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
and cocu is dutch non?

i was re-iterating to prove fihs wrong.
again.

I will admit that I was wrong for including said Dutchman in my list... however, his name is Phillip Cocu, NOT just Cocu! Therefore, that only goes to PROVE my theory, rather than discredit it!
Ha!
In your face Damo, you filthy Brazilian!
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
and what of dani?
are we forgetting that you desk monkey?

and what also of jordi? ok five letters buts he's not sure whether he's dutch or spanish, so give the lad a break eh?
 
Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
 
and also by your logic:
filho de um whore

should mean something to you.
f i s h

four letters.
filthy brazilian.
and i don't mean a bad wax job.
 
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by damo:
and what also of jordi? ok five letters buts he's not sure whether he's dutch or spanish, so give the lad a break eh?

He's just a famous dad's son.
 
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Sabian - The Dear Deidre of digital.

quote:
Originally posted by jnhoj:

sabian Amazingly generous tech wizard. Everyone but no one owes him a pint. Quite big.

Christ, I really pigeon-holed myself haven't I?

And "quite big"? Mate, who do you hang around with that only qualifies me as being 'quite big'?
 
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
 
There are worse holes to be in, Sabian. I think it would be safe to say you are the most universally respected person on TMO!
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
*ahem*
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by My Name Is Joe:
There are worse holes to be in, Sabian.

Quite. Look at Ringo.

quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
*ahem*


 
Posted by 2@ (Member # 715) on :
 
Ringo - essentially decent and informed chap with a tragic liking for cheap bodykits and useless car tuning items.

Kovacs - combative poster with no ability to admit self-wrongness, but interesting, lucid and writes the best posts on here by a long way. Sadly many can't be arsed to reply to any of them as they require time and thought.

Boy Racer - Wanker. Tortured cats as a child.

VP - One boob job from being a hottie.

Samuel Norton - Eloquent, but reputation for being a fascist; mainly because people choose to interpret remarks, which had anyone else made them would be dismissed, as unhinged gibberings for the Return of the Reich.

FunkyPurplePants - Crack whore

Ben - Pimp

Thorn Davis - funny, in the way small-cocked men often have to be.
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 2@:
Kovacs - combative poster with no ability to admit self-wrongness, but interesting, lucid and writes the best posts on here by a long way. Sadly many can't be arsed to reply to any of them as they require time and thought.

Good point - take Kovacs's current thread in life which has a mere 140 replies.

Twoat: Can't even read.

[ 12.10.2004, 07:31: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
 
Posted by 2@ (Member # 715) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
quote:
Originally posted by 2@:
Kovacs - combative poster with no ability to admit self-wrongness, but interesting, lucid and writes the best posts on here by a long way. Sadly many can't be arsed to reply to any of them as they require time and thought.

Good point - take Kovacs's current thread in life which has a mere 140 replies.

Twoat: Can't even read.

You're right, of course. I was projecting my own terminal laziness onto the rest of the board - sorry. The black boys thread in society makes for a very interesting read, with excellent posts from a number of members. Myself not among them, of course.


Thorn - too clever by half. Heading for a smack.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
All three of the Kovacs trolls (2@, funkypurplepants and kuang) are pretty entertaining, I must say.
 
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 2@:
Samuel Norton - Eloquent

I think you may struggle to find textual evidence to back this up.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
quote:
Shoulda been posted by 2@:
Samuel Norton - Eloquent, but reputation for being a fascist; mainly because has a self-confessed fascination with fascism, and frequently expresses contempt for "Zionists" and "blackes".

Otherwise, great job! I couldn't have written better bio for myself.
 
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
I think you may struggle to find textual evidence to back this up. [/QB]

Yeah - being eloquent is one thing; simply endeavouring to fill each of your posts with the most pointlessly convoluted sentence structures, and grandiloquent language until they choke under extraneous and pointless words, which curl around the sentence until all sense is lost in a bid to misfoot less astute readers into believing that such a tactic might actually be construed as intelligence or eloquence, is quite another.

[ 12.10.2004, 07:43: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 2@:
Samuel Norton - Eloquent, but reputation for being a fascist; mainly because people choose to interpret remarks, which had anyone else made them would be dismissed, as unhinged gibberings for the Return of the Reich.

I presume you weren't around when Norton was trying to 'prove' that the Final Solution never happened.

Also: dic definition of "eloquent" =
quote:
1. Characterized by persuasive, powerful discourse: an eloquent speaker; an eloquent sermon.
2. Vividly or movingly expressive: a look eloquent with compassion.

Neither of which, I think, could be applied to the Snorton we know and tolerate. Unless you're being funny - so hard to tell nowadays!
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
I think I'd be rather disappointed if it transpired that Kuang was a Kovacs troll. I'm liking it's directness, it's gladiatorial style, it's refreshing willingness to engage, radically, with ecological issues and it's spirited defence of squirrel colours.

To discover I'd been duped into finding a facet of Kovacs endearing would be discombobulating.
 
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 2@:
Boy Racer - Wanker.

Imaginative and original, how unlike you.

quote:
Originally posted by 2@:
Tortured cats as a child.

Eh?
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
If "eloquent" means that I talk like you, Bennyboy, I'll leave you too it [Roll Eyes] Whatever others think of me on here, I am known as one who would call a spade a spade (no double-meanings there for once [Wink] ) and my research, soon-to-be published, is devoted to cutting through what can only be so-genannte the Scheiss of liberal, wooly tree-hugging brigades who insist on dressing up every young, swarthy boy with a hood and a "boom-box" as an "underprivileged disenfranchised minority" [Roll Eyes] If avoiding such circumlocutious terms means a lack of eloquence, I will choose the short road, Ben.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
discombobulating.

Please don't ever use this word again.

Ta.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
no, no, you should have ended the post with mon ami.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
"Mon ami" has surely become so much of a cliche that Norton doesn't use it himself anymore.
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
discombobulating.

Please don't ever use this word again.

Ta.

Wass wrong with discombobulated? Poor discombobulated, exiled from TMO just because of you.
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
2@ - Not very popular
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
2@ : lives up to his name
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
For some reason I have warmed to 2@. [Confused]
 
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
If "eloquent" means that I talk like you, Bennyboy, I'll leave you too it [Roll Eyes] Whatever others think of me on here, I am known as one who would call a spade a spade (no double-meanings there for once [Wink] ) and my research, soon-to-be published, is devoted to cutting through what can only be so-genannte the Scheiss of liberal, wooly tree-hugging brigades who insist on dressing up every young, swarthy boy with a hood and a "boom-box" as an "underprivileged disenfranchised minority" [Roll Eyes] If avoiding such circumlocutious terms means a lack of eloquence, I will choose the short road, Ben.

donkey-braying lol
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Wass wrong with discombobulated? Poor discombobulated, exiled from TMO just because of you.

Remember the bad words thread.

This word, makes my penis crawl inside me parasite and touch my tonsils. It's like someone chewing cotton wool and scraping the blackboard with taloned nails. Whilst making me listen to 'The Birdie Song' of course.

mumblemumbulated to EXCILE!
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
For some reason I have warmed to 2@. [Confused]

ahem.


I have too, and to kuang and funkypoopants.
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
For some reason I have warmed to 2@. [Confused]

ahem.


I have too, and to kuang and funkypoopants.

So is Kovacs everyone then? My fear now is that nearly every post here is from one person thus making a mockery of the fundamental reason for this thread.

Once again, good intentions are ruined. The perpetrator (perp?) gets his winkle jollies whilst the victim can sadly cry and look forward to a brighter future.
 
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
So is Kovacs everyone then?

Gawd... No! That's Infinite Jones!!!


Fucking n00bs!
 
Posted by 2@ (Member # 715) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
quote:
Shoulda been posted by 2@:
Samuel Norton - Eloquent, but reputation for being a fascist; mainly because has a self-confessed fascination with fascism, and frequently expresses contempt for "Zionists" and "blackes".

Otherwise, great job! I couldn't have written better bio for myself.
I haven't been around long enough to see him do this. Damn - remind me never to interview people for jobs. I'm just too trusting. [Frown]
 
Posted by 2@ (Member # 715) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:


Also: dic definition of "eloquent" =
quote:
1. Characterized by persuasive, powerful discourse: an eloquent speaker; an eloquent sermon.
2. Vividly or movingly expressive: a look eloquent with compassion.

Neither of which, I think, could be applied to the Snorton we know and tolerate. Unless you're being funny - so hard to tell nowadays!
Wasn't being funny - have not been around long enough to realise that Norton is actually some form of revenant Nazi. How distasteful...
 
Posted by 2@ (Member # 715) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
2@ : lives up to his name

Vikram: bothers livestock, crying all the while.
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
 - vikram, earlier today.
 
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
I think I could probably write this entire board myself if I was unemployed.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
I just got offered an interview for a job marketing the devil! Wish Dixie was here - a company that is heavily involved in the reconstruction of Iraq! Woo me!


quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
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Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
 
the secret to posting in multiple personalities is to use a different type of browser for each personality. for example i use internet explorer for bandy, mozilla firefox for scrawny and opera for dr benway. it means that you don't have to bother about logging in and out all the time. magic.
 
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bandy:
the secret to posting in multiple personalities is to use a different type of browser for each personality. for example i use internet explorer for bandy, mozilla firefox for scrawny and opera for dr benway. it means that you don't have to bother about logging in and out all the time. magic.

This is too well thought out to be a lie.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
I think I could probably write this entire board myself if I was unemployed.

DO IT!
 
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bandy:
the secret to posting in multiple personalities is to use a different type of browser for each personality. for example i use internet explorer for bandy, mozilla firefox for scrawny and opera for dr benway. it means that you don't have to bother about logging in and out all the time. magic.

Enter small rash of ineffectual trolls as people try this out.
 
Posted by MonkeySusan (Member # 569) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
I think I could probably write this entire board myself if I was unemployed.

DO IT!
I'll confess and say that I'm actually four people here. Misc Files, Brandy and 2@ are all me. But this alter-ego is my favourite.
 
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
 
I don't actually care whether you're calling Bandy 'Brandy' on purpose or not but can you keep doing it as I find it incredibly amusuing? Ta.
 
Posted by 2@ (Member # 715) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
I think I could probably write this entire board myself if I was unemployed.

DO IT!
I'll confess and say that I'm actually four people here. Misc Files, Brandy and 2@ are all me. But this alter-ego is my favourite.
What the dribbling tits are you on about, you deluded old cumsucker?

Honestly, these people.
 


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