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Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

everyone seems to think that i am a poor troll or just full of shit, here is anybodys chance to question me if you feel. So many threads that i have posted on have turned into a kill fpp for his opinions, or just generally gun him. I dont really care too much but i thought that i would start a thread for those who are inquisitive, or them who still have some insults for me.

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

"cunt"

Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :

why are you called funkypurplepants, and what colour pants are you wearing now?

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

I want to ask Astro what colour pants she's wearing right now and if she got them from Primark.

eta: but seeing as the thread is ask fpp I will ask fpp - Pink or brown? Britney or Xtina? Anorexic or Bulimic?

[ 13.10.2004, 05:49: Message edited by: Uber Trick ]

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Astromariner:
why are you called funkypurplepants, and what colour pants are you wearing now?

sadly white cotton boxers, why funky purple pants? honest truth, i like purple and the word funky i find cool, and pants is one of those words that can be a boring everyday item of clothing but it can also be quite an expressive term for something that is shit. really i dont know, seemed like a good idea at the time

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

Hey FPP. I feel bad for calling you a "cunt" earlier. So by way of apology, I've taken the time to edit your initial post down to the most salient points, in the hope of getting this thread going:

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
i am a poor troll
just full of shit
kill fpp for his opinions
generally gun him
still have some insults for me?

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
"cunt"

is this a question?
i have to say sorry dude, but the answer is bollocks

Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
I want to ask Astro what colour pants she's wearing right now and if she got them from Primark.

Bright pink bikini-style! And yes, I did.

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

Spooky.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

Blimey - I am pants psychic!

Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Astromariner:
Bright pink bikini-style!

You could auction those, online. Right now. Here.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

I think I have the same pants as astro! Not on right now mind you, but at home. In a scarily similar pants phenomenon I am wearing pink primark shorts-stlye pants. Is Wednesday pink primark pants day? Is anyone else wearing pink primark pants today? barry? anyone?

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Hey FPP. I feel bad for calling you a "cunt" earlier. So by way of apology, I've taken the time to edit your initial post down to the most salient points, in the hope of getting this thread going:

quote:

[*]i am a poor troll
not a troll, dont have a shock of purple hair, dont live under a bridge, don eat goats (unless in curry), not a tmo'er before my first post as fpp. i do however qualify as poor.

quote:

[*]just full of shit
i do try not to be.

quote:

[*]kill fpp for his opinions
i would prefer if you didnt, but feel free

quote:

[*]generally gun him
see above

quote:

[*]still have some insults for me?
see above that
[/list]

Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:

quote:
Originally posted by Astromariner:
Bright pink bikini-style!
You could auction those, online. Right now. Here.

Excellent idea! I'd only have to earn £1 for them and I'd have made 100% profit. Although in the interests of honesty I should point out that they've got a little bit of elastic sticking out of the side.

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Is Wednesday pink primark pants day? Is anyone else wearing pink primark pants today? barry? anyone?

not pink, not primark pants. i am wearing primark socks though, bargain at 2 quid for 5 pairs cheaper than fags!

Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :

By "elastic", do you mean "hair"?

edit: FFS FPP! WTF do you think you're doing barging in on your own thread?

[ 13.10.2004, 06:01: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:

quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
"cunt"
is this a question?
i have to say sorry dude, but the answer is bollocks

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
I dont really care too much but i thought that i would start a thread for those who are inquisitive, or them who still have some insults for me.

T'was the latter.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

*gasp* which London primark store do you frequent fpp?

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

Poor FPP fell straight into my UBB trap.

Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Is anyone else wearing pink primark pants today? barry?

No. But I have some here in my raincoat pocket.

Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
By "elastic", do you mean "hair"?

No: pubic hair is extra.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

Where has he gone? Stupid FPP. I am waiting for him to tell me if he is my primarklovematch! How can he keep me waiting like this? Do you know what this means? Do you? A boy who shops in primark?! No. How could you know what this means. IT MEANS that a) he is super cool and trendy but budget concious like me OR b) he is super pikey. I'm the eternal optimist but it all rests on this one answer...

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
*gasp* which London primark store do you frequent fpp?

kings mall hammersmith

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
A boy who shops in primark?! No. How could you know what this means. IT MEANS that a) he is super cool and trendy but budget concious like me OR b) he is super pikey. I'm the eternal optimist but it all rests on this one answer...

sorry to keep you sweetie, it may be that i am your primark prince. I am not really a fashion conscious person, I wear what is comfortable, jeans, t-shirt and trainers man is me.

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Poor FPP fell straight into my UBB trap.

U Bloody Bastard, yes still falling...

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
kings mall hammersmith

damn

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

Erm, he shops where I work.

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

I don't work at Primark though.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

double damn

thought I could have got a primark discount for a second there. Lol - pinks pants 20p That would rule soooooo hard!

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Where has he gone? b) he is super pikey. I'm the eternal optimist but it all rests on this one answer...

not this one, i am familiar with a few, but i havent seen them in years, since the last glastonbury i went to (1998 or 1999 lots of drugs since then so not entirely sure) but to label me as a pikey? no fair. just a fluffy hippie kid, who had a skin head after getting nits in my dreadlocks, or mat of grime is a better description

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

*boner well and truly harshed, crosses FPP off the list*

NEXT!

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
*boner well and truly harshed, crosses FPP off the list*

NEXT!

sorry to have harshed your boner, why dont you meet me before editing your list, i am far more charming in person! ask thorn

Posted by London (Member # 29) on :

Post a photo, rettard.

edit: wait, didn't read this bit:

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
just a fluffy hippie kid, who had a skin head after getting nits in my dreadlocks, or mat of grime is a better description

No photo pls.

[ 13.10.2004, 06:55: Message edited by: London ]

Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
ask thorn

ooooooooooo

Question to FPP:

Do/did you also post on Handbag?

Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :

quote:
Originally posted by vikram:

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
ask thorn
ooooooooooo

Before you get too excited, FPP is just referring to idea that I was the person whose phone he threw out the window on a train, once, in an incident that never happened.

I've never met FPP in real life, as far as I'm aware.

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

I thought it was a reference to the exchange of expletives.

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by London:
Post a photo, rettard.

edit: wait, didn't read this bit:

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
just a fluffy hippie kid, who had a skin head after getting nits in my dreadlocks, or mat of grime is a better description
No photo pls.

you may notice the past tense being used, the implication being that now i have neither locks nor skinhead but middle of the road grown out fucked-ness designed by pillow cover and towel dry

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I thought it was a reference to the exchange of expletives.

no man, thorn did have it aright

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by vikram:

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
ask thorn
ooooooooooo

Question to FPP:

Do/did you also post on Handbag?

Dude i run handbag

Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :

Fpp, are you down with O.P.P.?

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Boy Racer:
Fpp, are you down with Q.P.R.?

DUDE are u a fellow fan?

Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :

FPP, why do you create such awful threads?

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Is Wednesday pink primark pants day? Is anyone else wearing pink primark pants today? barry? anyone?

I’m wearing Primark pants too!, not pink though, kinda 70’s stile boxer things. Speaking of pants, I want some new cheeky undies, any advice on shops?

Can we have a meet fffppppfff meat?

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

Primark.

As for FPP meat - I would have said yes but now I'm not so sure. I think he should post a picture and then we can decide.

Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
Dude i run handbag

This is probably not the sort of thing you want to admit to.

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

O.k. a picture first, but if he’s cute, I get first dibs!

Although Primark is great for everyday panties, I want ‘special’ pants.

Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :

I wore Primark pants on my wedding day.

Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
Although Primark is great for everyday panties, I want ‘special’ pants.

You mean those adult nappies?

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
O.k. a picture first, but if he’s cute, I get first dibs!

First you want my guitarist, then you want my troll. This won't do you know.

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

yep, but nice ones that dont make that crunchy sound

Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :

I didn't know you had a wetting problem, miffysocks. Suddenly i find you alot more attractive.

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
O.k. a picture first, but if he’s cute, I get first dibs!
First you want my guitarist, then you want my troll. This won't do you know.

I quite like the guitarist, why do you think i want new pants!

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
I didn't know you had a wetting problem, miffysocks. Suddenly i find you alot more attractive.

I finish school in an hour, how about we meet up behind the bike sheds?

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
why do you think i want new pants!+?

I found an old comic I had drawn wherein you fire random objects via some kind of warp technology, out of your pudenda. In particular, you fire an old house brick at a Nazi holding you up at gunpoint.

I was on a lot of crack then, obviously.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
O.k. a picture first, but if he’s cute, I get first dibs!

Dude you can't call dibs on FPP, it is clear from all my ground work that if it is cute I get first dibs. I claimed it as my pet last week before anyone said anything. However if it is rubbish I’ll give it to you after I’m done with it.

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

No fair, let someone else play with the toys. Maybe we could flip a coin for him, or fight to the death?

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

ummm... Maybe we should wait for the picture before the death fight. Where is he anyway? With two delightful ladies like us waiting for him, you’d think that picture would have been up last week!

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

found me a pic

[ 13.10.2004, 09:16: Message edited by: funkypurplepants ]

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

Is that mikee in the background? You really weren't kidding about him being your troll. I'm so disappointed.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

I feel like I've just been taken up the Oxo tower. And not in a good way.

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

What what?

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Primark.

As for FPP meat - I would have said yes but now I'm not so sure. I think he should post a picture and then we can decide.

you have, i wait...

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
With two delightful ladies like us waiting for him, you’d think that picture would have been up last week!

apologies ladies, but what say ur miffysocks meet my funkypants, you may be able to help me settle into my new room quite nicely

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

I can't decide from that picture I'm afraid. Could you remove all your clothes apart from your white boxer shorts please, come in closer to the camera, look right into the centre of the lens, wet your lips a bit and pout slightly please?

Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :

That looks like the bloke that threw my mobile out of a train window once.

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
That looks like the bloke that threw my mobile out of a train window once.

shit dude and there was me sayin all that totally out of order shit to thorn, sorry everybody, thorn, dang, i woulds offer both of you my phone but as u see its a bit shit at photos

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
That looks like the bloke that threw my mobile out of a train window once.

Where was the instructor? Why didn't you ask him what he'd done? Was he scary looking? Were you gutted. You should take Ringo with you, he'd kill the fucker who did this.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

instructor? lol

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
With two delightful ladies like us waiting for him, you’d think that picture would have been up last week!
apologies ladies, but what say ur miffysocks meet my funkypants, you may be able to help me settle into my new room quite nicely

post a better pic and we'll talk.

You'll have to buy me dinner first, but Pizza Hut is fine

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
I can't decide from that picture I'm afraid. Could you remove all your clothes apart from your white boxer shorts please, come in closer to the camera, look right into the centre of the lens, wet your lips a bit and pout slightly please?

pussy control all for you sweetheart

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

nice pussy!

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
instructor? lol

Oh for fucks sake!

eta; This was meant to be a :madd:lol but it just looked strange.

[ 13.10.2004, 09:46: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

All your's Uber, play nice with him

Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
All your's Uber,

lol, man that is cold.

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

Oh and dont get miffed but she enjoys attacking socks, miffy or otherwise. Dont worry i will protect you, and she doesnt share my new room!

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
All your's Uber, play nice with him

FPP, for the record, thats what called 'getting blown out'

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
All your's Uber, play nice with him

hey, thats not much of a fight come on now. Whats wrong u allergic to cats?

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

Miffy, you can't give me my own pet, dumbass.

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
All your's Uber, play nice with him
FPP, for the record, thats what called 'getting blown out'

Dude I think i have become immune to such treatment

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

Sorry that was harsh, do you have any pics where its you, rather than work you? I was expecting some scruffy looking punk/thug guy (ummmm nice)

Love the cat

Uber: are you still on the M diet? If so, today your only allowed to eat McCoys and drink fanta

Posted by London (Member # 29) on :

Who's winning in this thread, the gaywads or the lamewads?

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

I still feel like I'm being taken up the Oxo tower.

Hang on

*shifts in seat*

That's better. Now where were we?

Oh yeah, miffy, I've already asked the newb on the other thread to post his pic so don't even think about going sniffing over there. As for the M diet, no darling, I have heard of a thing called nutrition.

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by miffysocks:
Sorry that was harsh, do you have any pics where its you, rather than work you? I was expecting some scruffy looking punk/thug guy (ummmm nice)

Love the cat

not much of a punk or a thug really, this is what i was saying about fashion, i dont label myself as 'punk' or 'thug' or 'raver'. I am a fussy bastard and have decided that i dont want to belong in a box, there isnt one my size. i like loads of different types of music, films, comedy and theatre. If I had to i would say that i am a hippy, not by appearance obviously but for outlook and the way i was brought up. Both my parents are musicians, my dad more than my mum who is an astrologer/ tarot card reader/ potter and generally quite artistic

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by London:
Who's winning in this thread, the gaywads or the lamewads?

I think my cats about 4-0 up

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
FPP, why do you create such awful threads?

this is late but threads is plural this is my only one, it is also 3 pages now so it cant be doing that bad.

Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :

Perhaps I should post my own picture, to make this thread a little more pleasant.

9.7 on hotornot, dontcha know

Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :

hey ringo.
did you get 9.7 on hottornot?

Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :

yes, not many people know that.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Astromariner:
la la la TING!

Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
...this is late but threads is plural this is my only one, it is also 3 pages now so it cant be doing that bad.

Millions of people "read" The Mirror; it does not make it any less shite.

Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :

[Mad]

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

Or possibly - L [Mad]

L

That's what NWoD tried and failed to do earlier I believe.

edit: You can't be smug on a dial up [Mad]

[ 13.10.2004, 11:01: Message edited by: Uber Trick ]

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
Or possibly - L:mad:L

That's what NWoD tried and failed to do earlier I believe.

lol (stealing the wheelbarrow and leaving 10,000 pounds worth of deutchmarks to blow up the street)

Beautiful! I captured it in quote too!

Mikee - [Razz]

ne
Uber - n [Mad]

ne

[ 13.10.2004, 11:06: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
...this is late but threads is plural this is my only one, it is also 3 pages now so it cant be doing that bad.
Millions of people "read" The Mirror; it does not make it any less shite.

Not very many millions of people write it though do they? This thread is as much mine as anyone's who has posted on it, if you find it so depressing why not start your own? Maybe because everyone is already here insulting or enquiring about me? 'stead of bitchin do somethin constructive, like being nasty to me?

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

any further questions will have to wait till tomorro L8A

Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
Both my parents are musicians, my dad more than my mum who is an astrologer/ tarot card reader/ potter and generally quite artistic

why the hell haven't you killed yourself? or is it in the post?

you must self-harm at least. painkiller addiction? sleeping pills?

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by omikin:

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:
Both my parents are musicians, my dad more than my mum who is an astrologer/ tarot card reader/ potter and generally quite artistic
why the hell haven't you killed yourself? or is it in the post?

you must self-harm at least. painkiller addiction? sleeping pills?

Why kill myself? Its all about killing them
Dude these are my parents your talking about, dont draw me into insulting peoples families

Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :

quote:
Originally posted by funkypurplepants:

Dude these are my parents your talking about, dont draw me into insulting peoples families

nope, you're talking about your parents, i'm not. i'm just questioning your reaction to them.

Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :

quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Mikee - ne
Uber - n ne

Actually it's [Razz]

ne all as I was points in for your "instructor".

Looking at FPP's photo again I have a new question for his return: Are you originally from "up North" and do you have a brother called Shaun who now lives in East London?

Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:

Looking at FPP's photo again I have a new question for his return: Are you originally from "up North" and do you have a brother called Shaun who now lives in East London?

Nope, no northerners here, some of my dads family are from newcastle, but i've never been there. I havent got any brothers either

[ 14.10.2004, 05:03: Message edited by: funkypurplepants ]

Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :

Did you get your purple pants in wales?