I know anyone here who goes out clubbing is some kind of pussy whipped trendy c**t who would only be seen at wankerish chin stroking twat-bars that are places-to-be-seen-at and charge you £14 to have one cubic ounce of lager injected straight into your eyeball, but last night I had the best club night I've been to in a long time.
Rock And Metal Wrestling Action! at some spit and sawdust shithole, in actual spit and sawdust shithole Shoreditch does exactly wot it says on the tin, with actual live actual (staged) wrestling punctuated by live bands of excellent (variable) quality! Where else can you stand and drink and shout "Wanker! You utter wanker!" in the ear of a 6'6" man as he lies prone on the mat waiting for someone to elbow him in the stomach, and know that security will stop him from mashing your face into a pulp? I've never seen live wrestling before - and it's fucking great. It's given me a lust for less vanilla blood sports. If anyone can point me in the direction of a decent dogfight or bareknuckle boxing fight, that would be grand, thanks.
So. Yeah. There's definitely nothing gay about RAMWA, either. Even when the two guys are grappling around in lycra and leather and one of them appears to have achieved erection - it's men at their most man. Anyway - while the bands are playing they have chicks dancing in the ring, pretending to lick each other's pussies and shit. They were all pretty average (at best, actually) but watching girls humiliate themselves in fishnet stockings is always a spectacle to be savoured. So it's definitely not gay.
I know this post is a rambling bag of shit - I barely slept last night. Even when we stumbled in my housemate and I attempted to recreate some of the moves. I flipped him pretty good, but then his wife shouted at us to go to bed, and we didn't really want to upset her, so we stopped. Anyway. RAMWA! Good night out, although I know noone here will go because it's not cool.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Physic might.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Were there any girls who wern't gyrating boredly in cheap fishnets? (ie girl punters)
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Were there any girls who wern't gyrating boredly in cheap fishnets? (ie girl punters)
Yeah - it was about 1/3 girls in the crowd, I think. You'd have gotten a real kick out of the whole night.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
You could take a bag of dry roasted peanuts and entertain yourself by trying to throw them into the wrestlers' mouths as they scream out in pain.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: You could take a bag of dry roasted peanuts and entertain yourself by trying to throw them into the wrestlers' mouths as they scream out in pain.
Now there's a great sport in itself!
Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
Finally. Finally, you've realised the wonder that is wrestling.
That sounds like an ace night out. I'll be there. one day.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
I hear the words January meat in my head!
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by SilverGinger5: Finally. Finally, you've realised the wonder that is wrestling.
It's so much fun! Highlights included the 'scottish' wrestler who was obviously from south London, and had his girlfriend with him, wearing a tartan miniskirt that you could see right up if you stood near enough the stage (I stood near enough). Also! A Justin Timberlake lookalike getting the shit beaten out of him by a man who looked like one of the drunks from outside East Croydon station. You just can't beat that kind of entertainment.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
try this. There are ads for it all around dutty Finsbury Park. I can't afford it, but I'd go if I had the cash.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Also! A Justin Timberlake lookalike getting the shit beaten out of him by a man who looked like one of the drunks from outside East Croydon station. You just can't beat that kind of entertainment.
Do they have a karaoke-style event where audience members have to try to survive three minutes in the ring with someone called Big Luther? I'd fucking love to see Thorn Davis getting his limbs wrenched off by a huge black dude in tight clothing, whilst occasionally eating peanuts. WrestleMeat™ is on.
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
Yeah that sounds wick. I watched all of Boxing Academy on C5 mondays following my "kick boxing aerobic" class and I have a right taste for it.
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Physic might.
Forget might, I'm there!
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
I think I would enjoy this too!
Incidentally, did anyone else see the programme on C5 last night which revealed the amazing chemical properties of uglymansweat? Has page three stunners going all gaga apparently.
Posted by funkypurplepants (Member # 746) on :
if you like real life fighting man, come to ravenscourt park (london W6) on sundays from about half 12/1 o'clock-ish in the astro-pitch. its full of people who turn up to use a ball as an excuse to get into a biiigg fucking fight. Every week guaranteeed
Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
Fuck meats, fellas. Let's have a TMO BUNDLE!
Think about it. We could a different theme each time. First time could be wrestling and then the second time some bare knuckle stuff or we could take it turns to choose a style of combat. Like a book club but not with books but with tools and fists. (I'm trying to avoid saying F#### C###)
So c'mon! Start the new year with TMO RAW!
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
Oh Roy I thought you had learned a lesson.
Posted by ally (Member # 600) on :
quote:Originally posted by Roy: Fuck meats, fellas. Let's have a TMO BUNDLE!
Think about it. We could a different theme each time. First time could be wrestling and then the second time some bare knuckle stuff or we could take it turns to choose a style of combat. Like a book club but not with books but with tools and fists. (I'm trying to avoid saying F#### C###)
So c'mon! Start the new year with TMO RAW!
It'll be like an Inspector Clouseau vs Cato fight, though.
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
Yeah, it really needs a martial arts professional to bring up the standard.
Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
quote:Oh Roy I thought you had learned a lesson.
I had but Thorn's post and the response has convinced me that violence not only sells but (INSERT YOUR OWN 'MALE LOVE OF VIOLENCE/MEN NEED TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES THROUGH PUNCHING/IN REAL LIFE WE'D SHIT OUR PANTS' THESIS HERE)
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I thought you had learned a lesson.