dang65 Black Mask Kovacs VP Sabian Darryn Waynster Stefanos Ringo Nathan Bleak Jimmy Bignuts jonesy999 Misc NWoD
Start stripping. And remember, no craven bumbaclaahts allowed.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: dang65 Black Mask Kovacs VP Sabian Darryn Waynster Stefanos Ringo Nathan Bleak Jimmy Bignuts jonesy999 Misc NWoD
Start stripping.
Ooooh sorry, what was the question again? I just had a bit of a distracting mental image. Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Kovacs can go because Kovacs has gone:
dang65 Black Mask VP Sabian Darryn Waynster Stefanos Ringo Nathan Bleak Jimmy Bignuts jonesy999 Misc NWoD
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
You've got to turf people off the list one by one, and give a reason. A proper reason, not just because someone on the list pwned you and has correctly identified you as a pathetic weirdo with a beard who'll bear a grudge indefinitely.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: You've got to turf people off the list one by one, and give a reason. A proper reason, not just because someone on the list pwned you and has correctly identified you as a pathetic weirdo with a beard who'll bear a grudge indefinitely.
lol
eta: you know me so very well
[ 28.02.2007, 09:21: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Darryn's out 'cause he runs the joint. If he won it would smack of cocksucking.
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Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
If kovacs goes because he's gone, then it's only reasonable to apply the same to Stefanos.
dang65 Black Mask VP Sabian Waynster Ringo Nathan Bleak Jimmy Bignuts jonesy999 Misc NWoD
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
ooh...difficult.
VP is out because then there's no chick and I won't feel pathetic for not making the list.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Black Mask would be off because he's spent how ever many of the past years trying to be the sarcastic cvnt he is today, that it would be a sacrilege to 'allow' him to win. It would be a smack in the face to his years of hard work and dedication! He knows he's loved, we know he's loved, but a declaration of it may just kill the bastard.
Edit: to reflect Hippy's judgement ruled by woman-logic...
[ 28.02.2007, 09:43: Message edited by: sabian ]
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
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[ 28.02.2007, 09:32: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: Black Mask would be off
You really are the only American that matters. I love you, sabian.
eta: I hope you win.
[ 28.02.2007, 09:28: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I was about to say kick me off, but I've gone..
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Nathan Bleak. For a few reasons. For selling himself out to the man. Instead of lazing around on the dole, playing guitar and wacking off, he went fucking career. This hasn't let me down so much. But I know that he mourns for the lifestyle he left behind. A bit like Don Cheadle breaking down while putting on his tie in Hotel Rwanda.
Plus he wants to pretend his girlfriend is his mum. The dirty mumfucker.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Ringers is off because he's used up his 'congratulatory' threads in for quitting smoking (which lasted a month*), moving out of the 'rents house (which lasted a month*), and for ditching the car (which lasted a week*).
More "well done you Ringo" threads just may tip him over the edge of dependency!
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* - all times are estimates as I can't be arsed to verify them! Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Jimmy Bignuts needs to go, because he's got no fucking chin.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Jimmy Bignuts needs to go, because he's got no fucking chin.
Try again, try harder
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Nathan Bleak. For a few reasons. For selling himself out to the man. Instead of lazing around on the dole, playing guitar and wacking off, he went fucking career. This hasn't let me down so much. But I know that he mourns for the lifestyle he left behind. A bit like Don Cheadle breaking down while putting on his tie in Hotel Rwanda.
Hang on - I've never had a lifestyle of lazing around on the dole, playing guitar and whacking off. What's this about selling out? My first job after university was working as a legal secretary - a job I only got because my dad was a partner at the law firm. To sell out from there I'd have to get a job feeding cancer to babies.
hides application form for 'Baby Go Rotten, Inc.'
I mean, everything since that point - Redhill bedsits, journalism salaries - has been to try and re-establish credibility and build a lifstyle of my own. Selling out! Pah! Put me back on the list. Looks at H1ppychick H1ppy - put me back on the list. Don't look at NWoD. Just put me back.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian:
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Jimmy Bignuts needs to go, because he's got no fucking chin.
Try again, try harder
Okay: sabian -- for not taking a joke.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Okay: sabian -- for not taking a joke.
Pshaw! Your vote doesn't even count! If by law you can be aborted, you certainly don't have the right to a vote!
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
NWoD should go for two reasons. One is for pushing me towards what I'm about to say, and the other... is what I'm about to say.
[ 28.02.2007, 09:50: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
jonesy is SOOOO fucking out of here.
His current 'relationship' with TMO is like...
It's like you're walking along and you see someone coming along the pavement towards you, someone you really, really like. You smile, you dry your hand on your trousers, getting ready for that handshake, maybe even clap an arm around that shoulder. You know the other person has seen you, yet you don't see them smiling, certainly not as much as you're smiling. As your paths cross you thrust your hand out and say "Hi! Good to see you! How are you doing?"
And the other person barely glances up, they just nod and grunt non-committally and keep on walking.
And there's you. With your stupid fucking look on your face. And your stupid fucking hand sticking out in thin fucking air. Feeling like a complete prick. And that other guy just keeps gliding on.
D'you know who that other guy is?
Do you!?
I'll tell you who it is.
It's fucking jonesy, that's who.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Nathan gets reinstated for uber-smackdown!
dang65 Sabian Waynster Nathan Bleak Jimmy Bignuts Misc
Edit Didn't see black's vote
[ 28.02.2007, 09:51: Message edited by: sabian ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: Pshaw! Your vote doesn't even count! If by law you can be aborted, you certainly don't have the right to a vote!
Fine.
*crosses arms*
*glares out of the window*
*grinds teeth*
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: May God damn you NWoD, for bringing it to this.
I actually want to punch myself in the face quite a bit now. All I wanted to do was not pussy out. Look where it's got me. Fuckshit.
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
Nathan's gotta go for being so fucking right all the time. Nobody likes a smart-arse Nathan! Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Jimmy Bignuts should go next - because he's a talented fucker but seems to never do anything about it. The world could be in awe of his masterpieces, yet he never gets off of his arse to make them.
[ 28.02.2007, 10:00: Message edited by: Waynster ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
It's the IT team!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
He couldn't argue out of wanting to fuck his mum though.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I'm actually sat at my desk and feeling really upset.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Poor NWoD.
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
True but he did pwn you. Sneaky fucker, eh?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: Ringers is off because he's used up his 'congratulatory' threads in for quitting smoking (which lasted a month*), moving out of the 'rents house (which lasted a month*), and for ditching the car (which lasted a week*).
More "well done you Ringo" threads just may tip him over the edge of dependency!
er, hold on, I moved out for over 6 months and only moved back when our landlord didn't pay his mortgage and we were kicked out. I didn't have anyone else to move in with, so I had to go back to my parents. I'm looking for someone to move in with at the minute and I've been talking to a mate of mine about the possibility.
Also, I've not smoked for well over a month now, and I'm still cycling to work even though the period of enforced car unuse has ended.
So, y'know, you're wrong. Jealousy = an awful thing Sabian. An awful awful thing.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I feel guilty now. I just wanted to play and i feel like I accidentally shot NWoD in the head.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Chin up, NWOD. If it wasn't for Nathan you'd still be on the list.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Yeah. In fact it was such a pwning, that instead of being amused, shaking my fist, feeling riled, angry - all those things a mocking can provide, I just wanted to curl up in the fetal position on my chair and hug my knees intensely.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: I feel guilty now. I just wanted to play and i feel like I accidentally shot NWoD in the head.
Do it again. It's funny.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I had to stop reading. Particularly where I described 'some of her recipes' as 'delicious' - I must have been starving at Zara's
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Silence. Is that it then? Is McKeith praise from one of the forum's leading contributors going to be the bombshell that destroys TMO?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
dang65 Sabian Waynster Misc
Come on.
I know it's a pretty devastating line-up but we've got to pick off at least three more.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Sabian should go because if he's not posting in web he usually just spouts a load of racist or sexist right-wing bullshit, and no-one ever calls him up on it because they know they might need him to fix their PCs or get some free software off sometime in the near future. It's like the whole of TMO is his fairweather friend. "oh yeah, I know he comes out with a lot of crap, but you know... we get free stuff from him, so we let him hang around."
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Is anyone else even playing, or shall I just start laying into Misc, Wayne and Dang?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'm still reeling from that fairly unprovoked and inaccurate attack from Sabian.
I don't know, let's take Wayne off because his eyes are too close together and he looks a bit like a Nazi.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: and he looks a bit like a Nazi.
Worse. He looks like a Gabber Nazi.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
That leaves dang and Misc.
...
Fucking dang and fucking Misc..?
What the fuck is the world coming to?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Yeah this game is seriously flawed. Last time we ended up with bbq rib flavour crisps and now we have dang or misc. I mean, christ. It's like survival of the blandest around here isn't it..
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
My tuxedo's still at the dry cleaners so if you want to chuck me off Thorn then go ahead.
Make it killer though. I want to see vitriol seeping out of the screen like blood out of the walls of Amityville. That would be the best consolation prize.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: So, y'know, you're wrong. Jealousy = an awful thing Sabian. An awful awful thing.
Jealous of what exactly?
I moved out when I was 17-18 and moved to another country where I support both myself and my family by what ever means necessary since I was 22.
I quit smoking over 3 months ago and never mentioned it here (now being the obvious exception).
and the whole fanfare of bicycling, whilst commendable for its part, is rather hollow when the "carbon footprint" you save by bicycling to work is offset by the hours of idling in an Asda carpark talking about drifting!
and, for the record, I'm not racist or sexist... it was a niche that needed filled when Rick was ran out on rails and being a yank, the sterotype provided my credentials to fulfil the role!
[ 28.02.2007, 11:10: Message edited by: sabian ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
I think Dang should go. One of his many 'gags' that accurately represent the term 'cringeworthy'.
quote:Originally posted by dang65:
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Couldn't your sperm come out of retirement dang, if ben's sperm were to challenge you on national tv?
Strictly Come Dancing? I'll get into training right now.
*police sirens in distance*
[I'll try and dig up some more when I get a moment.]
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I'm still reeling from that fairly unprovoked and inaccurate attack from Sabian.
Er... It's a game!!! Unless you really think Wayne looks like a Nazi with Down's!
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Oh my God. Misc - winner.
I'm so sorry, everyone, VP, I should never have culled you from the list.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: I think Dang should go. One of his many 'gags' that accurately represent the term 'cringeworthy'.
Christ, you haven't paid much attention to my gags have you?
Nevertheless, I am winner.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Idling in Asda car park? WTF are you raving on about now?? I talk about drifting with other people who do drifting, on a forum for people who do it, a forum full of people who wouldn't be seen dead sat in some barried up little wrong wheel drive shitbox. I'm not sure who you're confusing me with, Sabian. Perhaps if you bothered reading the forum every now and then you'd feel less compelled to talk shit, ja?
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
God, you are so easy to wind up!
Ya spanner!
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Lol Can you get it to say 'BBQ Ribs'?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Christ, you haven't paid much attention to my gags have you?
Yes, I've noticed them, but Dang just pips you. It was a very close call, but you wished me a Happy Birthday so could not be eliminated at this vital stage.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
We should do this with all the regular/ semi-regular posters who weren't on that list.
*cracks knuckles Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Go on then Nathan - let's have it.
*licks lips* Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: We should do this with all the regular/ semi-regular posters who weren't on that list.
*cracks knuckles
Definitely.
*strokes boner Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I'm BBQ RIB so why try harder? Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
The front page of the Sun in the office has a girl aged 9 and 15 stone. They've done a spread, just like my sweetheart who I kiss a picture of before sleeping, McKeith and some cheeky wag has slipped in a bar of lard under some crunch corners.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: The front page of the Sun in the office has a girl aged 9 and 15 stone.
Puppy fat.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
Cheers Zygote. Heh heh. You saved me from quite a ribbing there.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Take your best shot, Thorn.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: We should do this with all the regular/ semi-regular posters who weren't on that list.
*cracks knuckles
I just had a thought. How will we compile a comprehensive list? Who'll remember all those nobodies?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: Cheers Zygote. Heh heh. You saved me from quite a ribbing there.
LOL. Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Maybe (Go)D. can provide us with a full and complete list of everybody who ever showed their skanky face on the boards?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I imagine the poor guy has his hands full.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Alright Black Mask?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
*glides by* Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
on ice skates
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
on his bitter and sorry ass
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I'm still reeling from that fairly unprovoked and inaccurate attack from Sabian.
I don't know, let's take Wayne off because his eyes are too close together and he looks a bit like a Nazi.
I once looked like a Nazi, probably due to the colour of my hair. If that's the case I also looked once like a freak ginger (red), a poof (when it faded to pink) and an emocunt when it was blue. Whilst this reply began in my defence, I think I just talked myself off the list.
Still, never been so popular on here before....
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
TMO's funniest thread for months. I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell you that I love you all.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I do feel a bit light headed though. It could be low blood sugar. Rather than the love.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche: TMO's funniest thread for months. I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell you that I love you all.
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