Right - let's see how long we can get this one to last!
Make up an outrageous lie to tell us how you outdid the claim of the person before you and then make up a new claim for the next person.
For example:
"I burnt my toe on a barbecue last year."
"Yeah? Well, I was cremated once.
I've eaten sheep's eyes."
"Yeah? Well, I had a whole sheep for lunch."
Etc. Etc.
I start!
I got my navel pierced a couple of years ago.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
did you? I had that done once.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
it never really healed properly though, so I took it out after a year or so.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
I don't have a navel - I have a mini black hole.
When I'm feeling introspective, I have nowhere to gaze...
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Really?
I would think that staring into a gaping black hole on my stomach would be much more rewarding than picking lint out of my belly button!
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
I pierced the cartilage right by my ear hole (the flappy bit. Slightly V shaped. Does it have a proper name?). It got infected twice so I took it out.
I'm not doing this right, am I?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I used to live with a girl who had that done. Emily. She was well into eminem.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
did you affectionately rechristen her emileminem because of it? because i would have done. and i would have called her it every day for months and months, thinking this was cementing our bond, until one day i came home to find her room empty and a picture of myself with a hitler moustache drawn on and the words 'SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP' scrawled on in red pen pinned to the kitchen noteboard.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
My 'ex' was obsessed with Eminem. Her bedroom was a shrine to him. Posters of the guy filled the walls. It was quite sad really.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
no I didn't do that. I just her called her emily.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
yeah emily listened to him all the time. The only time I've been to the glorious london-busting town of Milton Keynes was to go with her to see him perform "The eminem show".
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
did you ever steal her porridge? i probably would have done that, too.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
she probably didnt eat porridge though. people who like eminem proably dont like porridge. they probably eat microchips for breakfast or something. i dont know.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
My ex was called Emily. She hated Eminem. Which was a good thing. However she once threw a Wagner tape of mine out of the car window when we were having an argument somewhere on the A49 between Hereford and Ross-on-Wye.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I think she had porridge a few times, but it's not the kind of thing I'd steal. She didn't really eat much, just smoked skunk. If I did steal anything, it was probably cigarettes.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Can someone write a 100-word German opera about Rick and N'Owl's love story, featuring the famous cheese scene, a little bit of dodgy politics, a humorous cricketing sub-plot and building up to the crescendo of a heated argument in a car near Ross-on-Wye.
And Emily. Love triangle. And Wagner.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Can someone write a 100-word German opera about Rick and N'Owl's love story, featuring the famous cheese scene, a little bit of dodgy politics, a humorous cricketing sub-plot and building up to the crescendo of a heated argument in a car near Ross-on-Wye.
And Emily. Love triangle. And Wagner.
Sounds like quite a project Mart - but a mere 100 words? I met N'Owl long after I had split with Emily though - so the Ross-on-Wye scene would have to come pretty early in the text. Unless of course you wanted to create something Memento-stylee. Which would make it doubly interesting.
Go on, m8 - knock out your best libretto. You are good at that sort of thing.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
That's the trick though - making it short, sharp, crisp, concise, like the clip of an SS officer's boots as he stands to attention.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
I am now looking forward to it - and would be disappointed were you not to give it a go. You could try introducing my SeeMO bête noir Benno as well - to give things that extra, erm, spice.
[ 15.05.2007, 13:06: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
why don't you write it yourself, Rick? Then you could laden it with as much masturbatory horse shit as you obviously crave.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Given that I have been often accused of posting stuff that isn't the slightest bit funny, this sort of thing would be better if written by somebody else. And Mart is good at this sort of thing.
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
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