I was just sitting in the canteen reading a book which had a chapter about how humans may have evolved and about brain size and how much the brain consumes to keep going etc etc. Just then a lady in high heels clicked past my table and, naturally, my brain made me glance up and then my brain got to thinking, no doubt consuming a lot of glucose while it did so...
Porn is the most popular thing ever, right? It's what the web was invented for, it's what people like to relax with after a busy day at work, before a busy day at work and, if at all possible, during a busy day at work. You'd never have any trouble getting people to watch porn. Especially teenagers, as they don't even have the busy day at work aspect to worry about.
So, a bit like that site that had newsreaders stripping off as they read the news, what could possibly be more obvious than having teachers strip off as they teach you things? Even better, have a couple explaining the biology of the human body while they shag each other.
Teachers are always stuck for a bit of cash, so they'd be up for it, I'm sure. Other professions that are poorly paid include nursing and firefighting - coincidentally the most porn friendly of all the professions. What could get the fire safety message across more clearly than a fireman going round a house pointing out possible hazards whilst simultaneously removing his uniform, and perhaps shagging the owner of the house at the end.
Similar for police burglary prevention officers, and nurses explaining basic first aid.
This has been done before of course. In the 70s we were taught about germs by being shown a film of a naked woman in a shower with cartoon germs sliding down her breasts and flying off the end of the nipples. I think we were anyway, I might have dreamt that one.
Regardless, this is a sadly untapped educational resource. It's all very well droning on about grammar schools and city academies, but we're talking about the future here, we're talking about low attention spans and a need to educate people later on in life.
Plumbers and window cleaners could probably sign up too now I think about it.
What does everyone think then? What would you like to see included in a masturbucation course?
(And Ringo, give it a couple of pages before you point out why this would never work will you?)
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Right. Who's going to report Dang to the police, then?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
yeah, I was thinking, he's a bit of a menace.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Lol.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
There's not much point reporting me to the police. Half of them are signed up to the project, including three Chief Superintendents who have got some great ideas.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
....and at least one with a cracking pair of norks
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
At my school there weren't enough hott teachers to make this idea work. The vast majority were old and smelt of whisky/gin/urine. I can't imagine how eye-gougingly unpleasant it would've been to have seen them in the buff.
ETA: Porn is great though, yeah.
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Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
At least half of your problem is going to be that children of the net age - the descendants of The Goatse Generation, as ben called us - are going to be completely numb to the erotic possibilities of simple nudity due to their over-exposure to hardcore imagery. Back in the Victorian age, the glimpse of a woman's wrist or ankle would be enough to grab men's attention. Nowadays you'd have to have a glitzy stage show featuring two nine year old girls inserting a donkey's severed head into their own mother's vagina, before you got even a flicker of response. The level of spectacle necessary to grab these kids' attention would eclipse any lesson you were hoping to deliver.
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Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: Nowadays you'd have to have a glitzy stage show featuring two nine year old girls inserting a donkey's severed head into their own mother's vagina
Have you been watching The Aristocrats per chance?
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Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
link?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
that shit was on lolitafarmyard.ru years ago.
These days it's all about fully clothed women walking down carpeted stairs, or near-retirement men trying to start their cars on winter mornings. That's where the real sickos are.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tilde: link?
Do you mean this one, Tilde?
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tilde: link?
link. Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I saw a lesbian "footing" video once, which involved one of the girls inserting her entire foot into the other girl's vaginer. I suppose it was quite impressive in a way. I was surprised to find that the footage climaxed with a dramatic zoom out, revealing that the leg had now been inserted, almost up to the knee.
Sadly, even that didn't get me off.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Link?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: I saw a lesbian "footing" video once, which involved one of the girls inserting her entire foot into the other girl's vaginer. I suppose it was quite impressive in a way. I was surprised to find that the footage climaxed with a dramatic zoom out, revealing that the leg had now been inserted, almost up to the knee.
Sadly, even that didn't get me off.
See, that sounds like a performance art piece about our innate desire to retreat to the safety of the womb and how it's exploited by gaudy entertainment to rob us of our money. I know I've said before about the thin line between heartbreaking art and hardcore pornography but look <---- here is me repeating the point.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Waynster: Link?
It was a while ago, so it's probably been deleted from my pron folder to make space for more pron. You could try PureTnA, perhaps?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I prefer the sound of hardcore art and heartbreaking pornography.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: See, that sounds like a performance art piece about our innate desire to retreat to the safety of the womb and how it's exploited by gaudy entertainment to rob us of our money.
If that's the case, it's a shame that she failed so dismally. She only managed to squeeze half a leg in before the other lady did a bit of a wee-wee, made a noise like the call of an angry hippo and then decided to stop. I suppose the director was aiming to emphasise the futility of the pursuit.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
have you seen that one where the bloke gets his whole head up? lolol nice 1 mate
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I worry about you sometimes, BigNuts.
ETA: Not a great deal, I must admit.
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Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
no he gets his whole head up, and it looks like it's fake or something but you can see her on another website and she's got a massive minge!!!
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
link?
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
What sort of diameter do you reckon? How would you establish the circumference? Come on, come on, we haven't got all day.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
do a google for "masive minge" and "dwarf" or something, but be careful not to click on the picture of yr mum and dad!!! lololol only kiding mate!!!! Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
One of the most disappointing 'insertions' I've ever seen is one the boasted "Girl inserts tennis raquet". I clicked on that and... well... obviously it was just the handle. How unamazing is that? "Look! This orifice normally houses the human penis and into it I can fit... something a bit smaller than the human penis."
A poor effort.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: What sort of diameter do you reckon? How would you establish the circumference? Come on, come on, we haven't got all day.
You'd need a line-up of gents with different sized heads in ascending order. Starting with the smallest, insertion of the heads would be attempted (one at a time, lol ! ! 1). When the limit is reached, the largest head inserted could be measured by means of a tape measure or similar device.
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Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
I saw the one where Belladona sticks a baseball bat (big end) first up her gaping arsehole. I guess Benway would know more about that than me though.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
I haven't read the thread in its entirety yet but I would suggest a 'means tested' system of nekkid teachers cuz, like... I'm a certified teacher and I can assure you, not many children/adults would learn much but mockery if I stood before them au natural.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
You could easily work out minge capacity by getting a full bath with a tray underneath and dipping the bloke's head in the bath then measuring how much water it displaced.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
x
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Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
Or you could just get him to stick his head in a sandpit and measure the indentation it leaves.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tilde: I saw the one where Belladona sticks a baseball bat (big end) first up her gaping arsehole. I guess Benway would know more about that than me though.
yeh I've seen that one she does it with sandra romaine on "evil pink 2". that's the one with the infamous milking machine. Anyway bella looks pretty ordinary and rough these days.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: You could easily work out minge capacity by getting a full bath with a tray underneath and dipping the bloke's head in the bath then measuring how much water it displaced.
Would women boast of their 'capacity' in singles ads, as men often seem to do of their penile length?
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Would women boast of their 'capacity' in singles ads, as men often seem to do of their penile length?
I think once people had seen the video demonstrating how to calculate it then we would certainly see an increase in mathematical data of this kind, yes. The only reason we don't at the moment is because such a service has not been hitherto available.
I'm thinking "Gaping University", by-the-way.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
It's a bit of a stretch of the imagination, if you ask me.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Awful, mart. Really bad.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Sorry. I'm in over my head.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: Awful, mart. Really bad.
Not as bad as if he'd said imvagination...
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Sorry. I'm in over my head.
This is much better. Well done.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I just remembered this other video I saw where a really short bloke was entirely inside a woman's mimsy. I think he got stuck at one point, as this guy in a chef's outfit had to help get him out. When he eventually made it out, there was blood everywhere and it looked like a right mess. He just laid there, naked and knackered. I think he was having second thoughts about going up there in the first place - he was screaming this really high pitched scream. And after all that, he didn't even get an erection.
I didn't really understand the fascination of this hardcore fetish stuff, so I went back to the cheerleader pron after that.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Childbirth videos are a tough one, but they can be rewarding. Try cutting off the beginning and the end, looping it and then playing it at three times the speed so it looks like a fat woman wanking herself bloody with a baby. Satisfaction guaranteed.
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Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Another Bleak classic quote right there.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I can’t remember if it was while I was doing Art at GCSE or A-Level, but we saw our share of nakedness then. We did the convention naked fat shaved man sitting on a stool, but there was one really bizarre morning we spent chasing a naked woman around the gym hall. This may sound ridiculous, and it really was, but basically it was a half day thing where we did life drawing with charcoal, but rather than have the woman just pose some place while we carefully sketched her lines, we had to chase her around, paper in hand, and every now and then she would stop and strike a pose for 30 seconds or so, during which time we had to make a sketch of her as quickly as possible in that pose, before moving onto the next. I think the idea was to familiarise us with the human form in terms of scale and perspective, but also not to stick too rigidly to the concept of form, focusing instead on capturing the motion of the body as well as its shape. We didn’t literally spend the whole morning doing this, of course, it was mixed in with various other activities which were designed to get us thinking a little bit outside the box, trying to paint what music sounds like, that kind of thing, but it’s a memory which has stuck with me for a long time. Mostly because it was one of the most gratifying deposits which was ever made in the wank bank, but also because it made me think about the motivation behind it. Like, what it is that makes someone want to do that as a profession, being a nude model. Presumably she had a regular job and was just paid to do this every now and then. But being naked is a very personal and intimate thing. It’s when we’re naked that we’re most vulnerable, and I can’t think of anything I’d like to do less than stand naked in a gym hall full of sniggering teenagers. But she seemed completely comfortable with it, even running round like and idiot. I think I was kind of impressed really, more than anything.
I’m not sure what exactly Dang is suggesting. Is it simply that teachers get naked while giving lessons, to give teenagers some titillation, or are you suggesting in cases like the above where a naked person would actually aid the learning process? If the latter then the above example does prove that it does take place, albeit not quite to the extent dang is suggesting. But if the former, then it’s a stupid idea really. For a start most of my teachers were either dried up old women, or fat men. The only teachers who had bodies even remotely worth looking at were the PE teachers, and even then, how is it going to aid your concentration by having a teacher there naked? I don’t know if you can remember far back enough to remember the horrendous hormonal journey you go through as a teenager, but let me refresh your memory: When you’re a teenage lad you get a boner approximately 3 times a minute. You get a hardon from the vibrations on the bus. You pitch a tent if you notice that you can see the outline of Linda Harrison’s bra through her blouse. You get a huge trouser-angry every time you casually remember the moment when, while staying at your mate’s house, his sister came out of the bathroom without realising you were standing there, just wrapping the towel round herself and you see everything. Pretty much the only thing a teenage lad ever thinks about is sex. Sex, sex more sex, and an extra helping of sex. He can’t help it, it’s hormonal. But to put a fully grown naked woman in front of a classroom full of pubescent boys, and then expect them to be able to concentrate on anything other than the rapidly diminishing structural integrity of their undercrackers is absolutely ridiculous.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Another classic Ringo quote right there.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
x
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Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
And one by ralph too!
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
classic mart.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Alright ralph?
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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
x
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Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I’m not sure what exactly Dang is suggesting. Is it simply that teachers get naked while giving lessons, to give teenagers some titillation, or are you suggesting in cases like the above where a naked person would actually aid the learning process?
No, no, I'm talking about video. Like [NSFW] Naked News (which used to be free but it looks like you have to sign up now). Like that, but instead of the babes reading the news they'd be teaching things like long division and human biology.
I don't know where those ladies come from, but they seem to read the news at least as well as any traditional newsreader I've seen. I don't think you'd need to use genuine teachers, just have a good script and I bet they could get the message across, and who would mind rewinding to go over it again?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
But... why?
Why would having a massive boner help you concentrate? I just don't understand what it's meant to achieve, Dang.
Is this the expression of something you've been repressing since childhood? It's ok to fancy your teacher, Dang, don't worry about it. I had a Maths teacher who had boobs literally bigger than her head, a skinny little waist and round curvy hips. I wanked myself into a frenzy thinking about her. It's ok to do that. You don't have to bottle it all up, it just does you no good at all. You need to come to terms with this.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Wouldn't it be great to sell your house, buy a camper van and go around Britain with dang? It would be like a cross betwen Braniac and Phoenix Nights.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: But... why?
What do you mean "why"?
* exasperated *
Did you not read my original post at all? The point is that all that time watching porn is currently completely wasted. With my concept, people would be watching porn but they would be educating themselves at the same time. It's like when some folk listen to audiobooks when they're driving.
You'd be watching a couple of people going at it, but they'd be explaining what was happening, what the physical processes were, what might happen over the next few months. Or they could ask each other questions about Geography or History while they were doing it. I'm sure they don't like saying, "Ooh, aah, yeah, uuh" all the time anyway. If it was an orgy then they could be in teams.
Honestly Ringo, I despair at your lack of insight sometimes, I really do.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Ringo is quite cynical for a 19 year old.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Wanking isn't a waste of time. It's a beautiful expresson of love between a man and his peeny.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
That is to say, the porn itself is merely a facilitator of the wank. If you remove the wank, you remove the whole purpose of the porno. People don't watch porn because it's interesting or entertaining. They watch it because it helps them get off. If you're sat in a classroom with a rager that you're not allowed to touch, the frustration would be unbearable. It would only be a matter of time before a teacher is held to the floor by her students, and drenched in a wave of teenager spaff
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: It would only be a matter of time before a teacher is held to the floor by her students, and drenched in a wave of teenager spaff
That's the perfect defense!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Returning to the original idea, which is, of course, pleasantly bonkers, I was wondering about other spheres of public life, such as politicians. Would we have any more respect for these lying toads if they did their job in the buff, or as porn stars, or something.
Are there any sexy politicans? I can think of a couple, in Spain, but nobody here will be interested in them. That said, it was interesting that when the new Socialist government was formed in 2004, with absolute gender parity in the cabinet, the eight women (all markedly 'feminist') decided to celebrate by doing a high-glam haute-couture photoshoot and front cover for Vogue, draped on the steps of La Moncloa, dripping with baubles and clothed in extravagant evening gowns.
Not porn, exactly, but they all looked lovely.
Can you imagine that happening here.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
Eurotrash seemed to have some kind of stripper / model turned politician on it every week.
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Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
What's Eurotrash? A TV station?
Or maybe a state of mind?
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Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I used to go out with someone who wanted to be a stripper, and now I go out with someone who wants to be a politician. So... er... Christ. Shit. Sorry about this. I'm going to be on holiday for a few days from tomorrow, so you should be spared this kind of thing for a bit.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
eurotrash= the original post pub tv. always the glimpse of wackyeurotits. Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
my brother was going out with a stripper. That hurt. I only hope she was rough. That's one of the things that I wanted to do before I died, but it looks unlikely to happen now.
[ 31.05.2007, 06:53: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
my mate's father is currently seeing a stripper from las vegas.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
strippers, eh? Sluts.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
I was seeing an ex lap-dancer/stripper for quite a while (I say 'ex', but she may well have been doing it behind my back because she always seemed to loaded even though she was unemployed), but I think I've mentioned her on here before. Utter nightmare, apart from the... you know.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: strippers, eh? Sluts.
snakes with tits mate, snakes with tits.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: strippers, eh? Sluts.
It'd be good to go out with one, though, if only for a year. Sit in restaurants opposite her, and check out how many people eyed her up. Go on holiday to Spain and sit by the pool with your 20 year old stripper slut sunning herself in a bikini while you sit with a lager on your belly and grin and jerk your eyebrows knowingly at everyone who walked past. That would be pretty cool. Dress her up in lingerie. Then at the end of it all, dump her and watch her cry, worry about why that gives you a boner. It would be good.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
yeah, but also strippers could be a real fucking nightmare, all fucked up with a tortured family history that keeps popping up and making things difficult and awkward. Loads of hassle and crying and reassurance. And you'd never really be sure that they weren't screwing other dudes, or giving dudes blowjobs, coming home, and then getting off with you. I think that there's a high chance of it being a real gyp.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: yeah, but also strippers could be a real fucking nightmare, all fucked up with a tortured family history that keeps popping up and making things difficult and awkward. Loads of hassle and crying and reassurance. And you'd never really be sure that they weren't screwing other dudes, or giving dudes blowjobs, coming home, and then getting off with you. I think that there's a high chance of it being a real gyp.
But how would that be any different to going out with any other girl?
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Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
Yeah, I suppose you're right. It's women in general that are the problem isn't it. Good thing there's only one or two left on TMO.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
How weird I was just thinking how male TMO had become recently.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
it's a sausage fest alright.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I could dress up if you guys like? Make myself all pretty?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
God himself couldn't make you pretty, Benway
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
boo -boo -be -doo! MWAH!
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
if you treat me nice I'll give you a sweet!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Oh awesome, Tomb Raider Anniversary arrived a day early! Yes!
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: God himself couldn't make you pretty, Benway
How can you say this?
Come on in Ringo. I warmed up your side of the bed for you Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I used to be so beautiful.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
You should go into politics, Benway. Or teaching.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Or accountancy.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I'm going to stick with 'posting on an internet chatboard'. I've been doing it professionally for six years now. It's my #1 skill.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Or mortuaries
Posted by Lickapaw#2 (Member # 1049) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: have you seen that one where the bloke gets his whole head up? lolol nice 1 mate
Ahh, now here we are: that's the position most of our bosses are in most of the time!
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
they have their heads inside your vaginas?
Posted by Lickapaw#2 (Member # 1049) on :
Both of them, yes.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
As a metaphor, does this mean that your bosses...love you..or...I don't know?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
or do you mean, you're being fucked over, only by their heads, like, really fucked over, more painfully than just normally being fucked over.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Now that's what I call Giving head
Where is everyone today? I was hoping Jonesy would come back to talk about Big Brother. He's pretty good at that.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
i'm here.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
I'm here too, though don't have anyone's head up my lady's excuseme.
Where is Joan? He was on a roll, and now he's gone.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'm here. woo hoo. Let the good times roll!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Hi ralph. Are there any sexy politicians in North America, that you know of?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: Where is Joan? He was on a roll, and now he's gone.
According to Benway, Jonesy's gone to the big house. Some sort of tax evasion charge, I think. I wasn't really paying attention.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Hi mart. Democratic Presidential hopeful John Edwards is considered by many to be sexy
He doesn't do anything for me though.
eta: He's got lovely teeth.
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Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Mmmmmm, teeth.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
I'm here, but I'm sulking until you ***** respond to my earlier conversational gambit, which can be found in the Team-O recommends thread.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Look at that picture! The eldest daughter is fiddling dad's nipples, and the small boy has his hand up little sister's skirt.
Not the kind of family values that will win many votes I'll warrant...
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i was going to recommend the arches. then i realised that was in glasgow. so i ran out of ideas.
sorry.
i'm here.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
yeah jonesy's in a bit of trouble at the moment I'm afraid.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Her Majesty's pleasure?
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
re: sexy american politicians- i would totally do stockard channing, but probably not martin sheen. rob lowe yes, the wisecrack-y one who fancies the deaf lady yes, toby no- too bald and angry. ixnay on the angry baldies! i really really like the dippy blonde secretary as a character, but im not sure if i find her doable precisely. CJ hell yes. charlie, probably not, too cleancut.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: Her Majesty's pleasure?
it's complicated. There is a chance of prison though. Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Have been trying to find a good pic of the eight Spanish ministers in Vogue; but they're all small:
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
quote:Originally posted by Abby: I'm here, but I'm sulking until you ***** respond to my earlier conversational gambit, which can be found in the Team-O recommends thread.
I was going to recommend an ex-mental hospital but then, when I looked it up, it transpired that it was actually part of the university now. So instead of eerie abandoned beds and perhaps some nice social commentry on The War from a soft-voiced Edinburgher you'd have had a reception and maybe a couple of bored and cold looking students to look at. So I didn't bother. Go up the Waverly Tower and Arthur's Seat. Nice views.
I went to Edinburgh with a boy once. We stayed in an appallingly chintzy B&B and I discovered that night that he had a bendy knob.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
trans: "The biggest whores in history"
women are obviously yet to find acceptance within the deeply male spanish political system.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Dang, at least, would approve.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: i would totally do stockard channing
Season One Stockard Channing - yes
Seasons Four and on - No. She looks like she had a massive stroke between Season Three and Four.
I would however do Toby. It's his anger.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
I"d have done Stockard Channing in Grease. The strumpet.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I fancied the one who wasn't Rizzo or Frenchie (or Sandy) - the bubble-gum one.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
Sleepy?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
A bit, but I've just had a coffee and a Marathon.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
lol, surely you mean snickers?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
have you stepped back in time? or do you refuse to call them snickers?
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: I would however do Toby. It's his anger.
awesome image.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
wow! no, it just naturally came out of my fingers like that. if i'd been eatintg it at the time, i would probably have said snickers, with the wrapper in front of me. but it was in the bin, along with my brain.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
Fukcing Snickers. Snickers. I don't want a fucking snickers I wasnt a fucking marathon bar, to fill me up and give me nutty energy boost and run, run like the wind, for about 26 miles. Not a fucking snickers you fucking *****. Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
yeah and i dont shop at h and m i shop at HENNES. when i said this to a twenty year old the other day, she was utterly mystified. 'hennes? whats hennes?.... oh...okay... you shop at h and m?' thankyou whippersnapper for making he feel like the oldest woman in the entire fucking world.
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Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
..but snickers sounds like sneakers which is to do with running and stuff.
SNEAKERS? Don't you mean TRAINERS? If I'm going to run I'm going to put on my trainers not fucking SNEAKERS. ANd I'm going to eat a fucking mararathon bar not a fuckng snickers wearing sneakers motherfuckers Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: I fancied the one who wasn't Rizzo or Frenchie (or Sandy) - the bubble-gum one.
Marty (Marashino, as in cherry)?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
could be, i dunno - i didn't fancy her enough to learn her name
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: i didn't fancy her enough to learn her name
if noone can be bothered to write a cod- misogynist jokey response to this, i could probably give it a bash.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
GO for it DM
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
the closest i have come so far is 'never learn much less say the name of woman! there is magick inherent within every woman's given name which, when uttered by a man- most especially in the immediate aftermath of bodily congress- is akin to handing the evil witch thy SOUL on a PLATE.' something like that. i think thorn or zygote could probably manage something snappier.
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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
and funnier.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
although obviously 'funnier' is in the eye of the beholder.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
god u always come here and have a go at us lads just having a bit of banter. if u don't like it u no what u can do!!!!!
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I just copy thorn. I don't really hate women.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs:
quote:Originally posted by mart: I fancied the one who wasn't Rizzo or Frenchie (or Sandy) - the bubble-gum one.
Marty (Marashino, as in cherry)?
She was the one who looked like Parker Posey. I wonder whatever happened to Parker Posey? If there's one thing cinema today needs more of it's Parker Posey.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
that comment just there is what the derby county message board is like. stabs self in eye Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by ben: I wonder whatever happened to Parker Posey?
Blade III (or Blade Trinity, as lack of inspiration would have it) happened to her. Man that was a bad film.
Anyway. One of the few things that anyone has said that really got to me on here was when ben said that I obviously hated women. I was kind of taken aback by that. I don't think I hate women any more than - say - Vogon Poetess does.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
on the bristol rovers forum youre not allowed to register until you have proved that you can critically engage with the works of feminist writers as diverse as bell hooks, judith butler, camille paglia, and luce irigray. UP THE GAS!
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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i think you'll find that this is a city board DM.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
moving to a new city i tried both teams for a bit, i was a bit bisexual, but i just couldnt get with the prevailing discourse amongst the city fans. i just havent read enough derrida.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i just found the forest fans at my school to be complete and utter bellends. so decided that derby was my team.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
i dont really like football at all. essentially my entire internet persona is an intricate web of fantasy, gentle fabrication, and outright bare- arsed lie.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
really?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: gentle fabrication
i like this; it sounds like a detergent advert
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
yes. really i am a big fat man from stoke on trent. my name is bernard and i like roxette and monster trucks.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: i just found the forest fans at my school to be complete and utter bellends. so decided that derby was my team.
I picked Forest because I found all the Chelsea fans that I grew up near to be racist ultra-violents with no soul. I didn't even realise that Derby and Forest had a rivalry, as I was quite new to all that football malarkey, and so was quite shocked when the train from Nottingham to Burton stopped at Derby after my first visit to the City Ground, and I got off to get some beer from the station kiosk and was met with angry men in white football tops uttering the phrase 'you've got to be fucking kidding me!' a lot.
I don't like Forest very much, anymore, it's just painful and they are all too fat and bad at football to enjoy watching. Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: i would totally do stockard channing
Season One Stockard Channing - yes
Seasons Four and on - No. She looks like she had a massive stroke between Season Three and Four.
I would however do Toby. It's his anger.
Yeah, what on earth was with her mouth?
Amy was best anyway, Donna was too toothy, and the daughter was annoying.
But Toby's anger was great.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
quote:Originally posted by ben: I wonder whatever happened to Parker Posey?
Blade III (or Blade Trinity, as lack of inspiration would have it) happened to her. Man that was a bad film.
I tried to like it. I even found the white guy funny. But Blade himself really couldn't be arsed in this film at all.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: But Toby's anger was great.
He's the character I most identify with on that show. Except I'm not bald.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
LETS PSYCHOANALISE RALPH:
...so essentially, you want to have sex with yourself, but balder. hmmm.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Mine would probably be Rob Lowe without the women - even though every one wanted to be Toby.
I could never work out if Josh and Rob Lowes character got mixed up in the post, or if they just thought it was going against type? Josh's roll as he walked annoyed the hell out of me.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: yes. really i am a big fat man from stoke on trent. my name is bernard and i like roxette and monster trucks.
this would work if i'd never actually met you.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: LETS PSYCHOANALISE RALPH:
...so essentially, you want to have sex with yourself, but balder. hmmm.
lol.
NO.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
oh come on, josh was totally more doable than sam. he had that pouty mouth and everything. he still couldn't match up to cj though - what's not sexy about a 6ft wisecracking brunette?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I've never encountered a woman who thought Josh was more doable than Sam. I'm intrigued.
CJ was hideous. I'd do Toby before I'd do CJ.
I'm not gay.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
sam is too obvious. josh is more complicated.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: I tried to like it. I even found the white guy funny. But Blade himself really couldn't be arsed in this film at all.
I wonder if he fucked Parker Posey during the production. Stuck her with his big black teensplitter.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
but his gait - that damned cocky roll, what the fuck was that about?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
And Josh was pasty white and chubby.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: what's not sexy about a 6ft wisecracking brunette?
Let's see... bulging bug eyes that make her look like a toad being choked, scrawny overlong neck, horrible pinched in chin that made her head the same shape as a hot air balloon, no real figure to speak of, weird stooped walk like she's been self conscious abotu her height since she was a teenager... did I miss anything?
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs:
quote:Originally posted by mart: I fancied the one who wasn't Rizzo or Frenchie (or Sandy) - the bubble-gum one.
Marty (Marashino, as in cherry)?
Dark-haired one was Jan. Marty was the one with all the penpals who got off with the MC, if that helps.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
John Spencer's daughter was hott though. If I got my hands on her I'd fuck her until she was altogether destroyed.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: did I miss anything?
No breasts to speak of.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: I tried to like it. I even found the white guy funny. But Blade himself really couldn't be arsed in this film at all.
I wonder if he fucked Parker Posey during the production. Stuck her with his big black teensplitter.
Would you? Is she cute? Too real against the other plastic film people? Oddly attractive?
What about Blade himself?
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
scientific tests have found that 68% of the ladies respond lasciviously to a cocky roll.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
oh man, vilified by all and sundry for my taste in both the west wing women and men. you should be grateful for my diversity, surely?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: Marty was the one with all the penpals who got off with the MC, if that helps.
Yeah! Her. Phwoar. Thanks Hippy.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
in the midst of this high- brow discussion of which fictional democratic white house aides we might most like to engage in meaningful erotic interludes with, nathan's outburst seem even more teenagerish, huh.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
god you get some right pics if you do a google image search for "marty grease".
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
and Marty was played by the superbly named Dinah Manoff!
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
what about greasy mart?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
what about 'teensplitter'?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: what about greasy mart?
lol
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
No, hang on, that's the other one. Didi Conn is the one who got off with the MC. Which means she's not Marty. So must be Jan.
Ahh hang on, it's not. Fucking hell.
Character names please: Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: what about 'teensplitter'?
lol
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Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
imdb?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
yeah, someone sort it out please. i'm having to appear busy at work before the finish
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Didi Conn was Frenchie. She didn't get off with the MC.
Dinah Manoff was Marty. Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Mart, NO.
Here's Marty getting off with the MC, saying 'Maraschino, as in cherry'.
Jan must be the dumpy one with bunches.
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Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
look at the lenses on that camera
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
well googled, that woman!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I bet you two know the words to We Go Together, don't you.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Didi Conn was the only one of the original 'teen'cast to return for the godawful Grease 2, fact fans. The latter featuring early turns from Maxwell Caulfield and Michelle Puh-Fie-Fur.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
I'm such a Grease geek :shame:
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I've never seen Grease. Is it worth bothering?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Yeah it's got Didi Conn in it, who's really pretty.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Yeah it's got Didi Conn in it, who's really pretty.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
the day she stopped smiling was probably - - you know what? No.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Normal people scare me too.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
do you have developmental disabilities?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
How would I know?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
do people call you "stevie" instead of steve? That would be a give away.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
do people disappear from your life only to reappear miraculously?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Ahhh, she's got the autism. That explains the smile.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Didn't a couple of TMOites self-diagnose with autism? Or Asperger's? Or was it AIDS?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I've got AIDS.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: do people call you "stevie" instead of steve? That would be a give away.
No. But my mom calls me Steven. Is that bad?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
lol, my mum does that too. Mums, eh? lol.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
maybe we're both challenged.
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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
maybe.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
*hits self on head with ladle* Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I've got AIDS.
No, the letter said you've got a DIS. It's a different thing.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I've got AIDS.
you should keep away from soho dude Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
That makes it sound like he's been visiting prostitutes.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Now that's what I call Giving head
Where is everyone today? I was hoping Jonesy would come back to talk about Big Brother. He's pretty good at that.
There's a huge gulf between how I'd like to be remembered and how I am remembered, and Ringo nails it here.
Sorry I've not been contributing. Too much work getting in the way of 'lectric life and big problems on the children-to-be front I'm afraid.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
oh i'm sorry to hear that. take care of yourself / each other x
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Fingers crossed
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Thanks guys. I know this isn't the place for spilling one's guts but, well, believe it or not I consider people here to be friends, so indulge me.
I've had a shocking couple of weeks. The twins were found to be suffering from twin to twin transfusion syndrome which basically means one is sucking the life out of the other through the placenta. We had an emergency consultation at UCL last week and were pretty much told there was only one chance as it was so far advanced: laser treatment. There's only man in the world who does it and he was doing the procedure that night on a woman from Vienna. He agreed to do add another patient to his list and we were whisked down to Kings for the longest day of my life - culminating in the laser surgery at around midnight. Essentially they laser the individual veins in the placenta that are connecting the twins. It was insane to watch (alongside about thirty be-suited professors who had come to watch this guy in action - he's basically revered like Jesus in his profession) and terrifying. As they fired away with the laser, a perfect hi-def image of a baby's foot passed the screen ("Don't laser his feet, the baby don't like it if you shoot his feet with a laser"). It's one thing to see them on ultrasound, something else when you get a crystal clear image of your child playing the hot shoe shuffle with a medical tie-fighter pilot. The operation was a success and we were then told they now had separate placenta. The big one had a good chance of surviving but the smaller one would probably be dead within 24 hours. There was a slim chance he could make it but not much hope. Come back in a week for a scan. There's nothing we can do in the mean time. We'll know next week. So we clung on in there and pretended the little one might make it, while secretly fortifying ourselves against the reality that within seven days we would face the agonizing see-saw emotions that would stem from an ultrasound image of one baby kicking around merrily in the swimming pool roominess of his oversized sack while the corpse of his baby brother floated lifelessly alongside him in a shrink-wrapped tomb. We would have to count our blessings, we silently reasoned, for what we did have. If, God willing, Biggie was born healthy, it would be painful beyond anything we'd experienced to see his still-born sibling born either just before or just after him, but at least we would have the joy of one baby.
We had the scan yesterday and, against all the odds, they're both alive and thriving. The little one has grown considerably over the last week and is nearly the same size as his brother. The doctors were surprised and we are, as you can imagine, pretty chuffed.
I'm sorry if this is a self-indulgent pile of shite that is of no interest to anyone here but I wanted to explain following my earlier post.
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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
jonesy. I'm so happy for you. That's fucking fabulous news. Good for you. Good for your woman. Good for your tough little babies. I'm genuinely happy and relieved. I've been thinking about you and hoping for the best.
YES!
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Cheers, m9.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
My old lady, a veteran of twin trauma, passes on her delighted felicitations, too.
This wonderful event should be marked in some way. Celebrated.
Meat?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
I can do Friday.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Man! That is just such good news.
Foetuses are *****. Babies are even bigger *****. Don't even get me started about children...
HOORAY FOR *****! Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: I can do Friday.
Cool.
boz@blackmask.org.uk
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
No emails: out in the open - good, proper and open to the public like all good meat. You've got London hardwired into you gulliver, BM; pick a venue.
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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
I knock off at 5ish. I have a bicycle and an Oyster card. I can be just about anywhere.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
The Phoenix or the Cask & Glass in Buckingham Gate.
The Horse and Groom in Belgravia.
The Churchill in Notting Hill.
The Foundry in Old Street.
Um...
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
The Red Lion off Pall Mall.
Ooh, the King's Head, Marylebone. Pints, pianist and a sing-song.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
jonesy that's great news! Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
The Sir Alexander Fleming or the Rob Roy in Paddington, a mere stones throw from the maternity wards of St Mary's.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
The Artillery, Bunhill Row.
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
Jonesy, I didn't have clue what to say before when you alluded to problems, but I can honestly say that reading that just put the biggest smile in a long time on my face. I'm genuinely made up that all's well for you guys, I'd bet my life's savings on you being a great dad Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Cheers Physic, doc d.
THe Artillery Arms, Bunhill Row, Friday. I can get there for 8:00, maybe 7:30. Anyone else?
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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Actually, the Cask and Glass is easier. But everyone hates South, right? 'Cept Bandy.
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
I'm at Thorpe Park with erstwhile posters Keef and Bill Oddie all day Friday so probably not sadly Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: Actually, the Cask and Glass is easier. But everyone hates South, right? 'Cept Bandy.
It's only SW1. Is that South?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
I think of Victoria as South. Fuck it, it's probably bang in the middle. Perfect. I'll aim to get to the C and G for 7:30 on Friday. See you there. And anyone else who fancies it.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Woot!
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Jonesy - congratulations on the good news, and sorry you had to suffer through the bad news first. I'll raise a solitary glass to the mini-Kurts on Friday.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Cheers Hippy.
Oslo, why not give your solitary glass some company at the Cask and Glass, The London. Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
That's splendid news Jonesy, though I imagine you'd have preferred to not have had the problem crop up in the first place. Bit like those people trapped in a collapsing crane in London at the weekend who were described on the news as "incredibly lucky" because they hadn't been killed. Probably been a bit luckier not to have a crane collapse on them in the first place really, but it's all relative I suppose.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
Good luck with the pregnancy from now on, Jonesy - I felt sick on your behalf mid-way through reading that post so was delighted to see things pan out much better by the end of it.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
dang's not quite right in the head is he?
anyway, so pleased for you and the brats to be jonesy! Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: Bit like those people trapped in a collapsing crane in London at the weekend who were described on the news as "incredibly lucky" because they hadn't been killed.
I remember thinking this when I saw some edition of Neighbours From Hell and this dude got stabbed in the brain during a fight with his neighbour. He survived and said he was 'incredibly lucky', although his hands shook all the time and he was kind of wobbly. So it's... you know. Quite unlucky, really, if you take the default as 'going through your life without getting stabbed in the brain, ever'. I don't know. If it makes them feel blessed, then so be it.
Anyway, I'm very glad Jonesy's story had a happy ending; the middle made me feel incredibly queasy. Also, it looks like you've got a heads-up on the evil twin thing ben was talking about a month or so ago.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
just popping in to say that i'm so hugely relieved and happy for you, jonesy. i'm not ashamed to admit that i did a bit of a cry at your post, firstly through sorrow and concern and later, happiness. thinking of both you & k.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Jonesy - so glad all is now well for you all. Reading that filled me with dread but seeing the happy ending made me do a big smile.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
huzzah for biggie and smalls! glad to hear all is well.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Great news Jonesy!
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Thanks everyone. Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
The anxiety must have been crippling. I'm sorry you and Mrs Jones had to go through that. You must be so happy it's turned out right.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Good news about #1 and #2, Joesny.
Or are they both #1= ?
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
#1 and #2 surely?
Good news Jonesy! I hadn't seen this as I've been having computer problems and directory corruptions which simply pale in significance! But that's great, I'm really happy now!
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