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Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
 
...what kind of idiot would do research like this and then publish the bloody results?

Not getting any Professor? Eh? Then no one else shalln't get none neither! Muhahaha!

Oh well. Filthy habit anyway.
 
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
I've just quit smoking... If I have to quit getting a hummer, I'll throw myself under a train
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
It's a Catch-22 situation, really, isn't it?
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
...what kind of idiot would do research like this and then publish the bloody results?

A scientist with two teenage daughters?
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Why two?
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
One spare.
 
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
 
fuck off dang.
http://faculty.jhsph.edu/Default.cfm?faculty_id=1880
 
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
fuck off dang.
http://faculty.jhsph.edu/Default.cfm?faculty_id=1880

quote:
Current research explores the association between Human Papillomavirus (HPV) and oral and anal cancers
Oh no. She's not going to spoil that as well is she?
 
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
 
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Gypsyamber Dsouza
Who the fuck calls their kid 'Gypsyamber'? Being named after pikey jewelrey - jesus!
 
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 
my dad always said that cunnilingus gave you spots - but does he get a phd and a web-story from the BBC? No. As usual, it's one rule for us and one for these so called scientists...
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
my dad always said that cunnilingus gave you spots -

LOL

When, exactly, did he share this little nugget with you? Just after a chapter of Rupert and before tucking you in?
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
"And with that, Super Ted turned to Spotty and whispered 'Lay off those clunge bagels, big guy' before wooshing into the air and heading back home....Goodnight son."
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
BENNY: Daddy, why do you have spots?
BENNY'S DAD: Well, that's an interesting question, son. You've seen me kissing Mummy, haven't you?
BENNY: Yes, Daddy.
BENNY'S DAD: Yes. And sometimes Mummy likes me to kiss her in a special place. A special place where you only kiss someone if you love them very much and you don't mind getting spots for your trouble. Do you understand, Benny?
BENNY: Not really, Daddy.
BENNY'S DAD: You will, son. You will.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
They know how to deal with filthy oralmongers in India .
 
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:

BENNY'S DAD: Mummy likes me to kiss her in a special place.

What, in Midhurst's Antiques Fair???
 


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