I ate so many pistachios I nearly done a sick.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
F5ing and bored-horny, too many kabanos, not enough coffee.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I feel like that moment just before you start crying.
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
skirt hem down, no sticky tape available, failure as female.
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
need to leave the house. need to leave the house.
edit: cos i missed the point!
[ 24 September 2003: Message edited by: discodamage ]
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Preparing to move to Hawaii to open a strip club.
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
My sore head is making me dread getting the bus.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Preparing to move to Hawaii to open a strip club.
No! don't go! (*on my knees in knickers and stockings*)
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
how come mart gets all the attention round these parts???
Posted by Tef-land (Member # 561) on :
Think yourselves lucky posterino's
I would love to be able to stay in or stay at work without anything to do.
Why you ask?
Well I have something to do, very soon infact. I have to go and see my Gran in the hospital. This may be last time I see Gran and I am fairly sure that I will not see Gran in any other enviroment. ever.
Be grateful young upstarts. Nothing to do is good when the something you have to do is as horrible as my something to do.
Everything is relative I suppose. But right now nothing sounds like something I would like to be doing.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Status of iminent disaster on the road to financial ruin.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I'm half serious. The proposition was put to me yesterday.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
First day back at work though I wish it wasn't
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: I'm half serious. The proposition was put to me yesterday.
Not a good use of your time, money and efforts.
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: [QUOTE]Originally posted by mart: [qb]I'm half serious. The proposition was put to me yesterday.
Not a good use of your time, money and efforts.[/QB][/QUOTE]
Sounds an excellent waste of his time,money and efforts.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
quote:Originally posted by My Name Is Joe: how come mart gets all the attention round these parts???
Because he has an unmatched way with a dry martini?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Octavia, ten words aren't enough to tell you what I...
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
But mart, you must know that my heart belongs to...
Posted by Bernie (Member # 457) on :
Wondering whether I have the nerve to go through with...
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
But ten words are enough to say... (Sorry, they weren't)
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Dang did you read about all the nobbing you did?
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: Because he has an unmatched way with a dry martini?
Pah! Any old fool can chuck olives in a glass!
[ 24 September 2003: Message edited by: My Name Is Joe ]
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I am going to London this weekend. All expenses paid!
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Only just realised it's supposed to be in ten words.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
My earworm for today: "And his name was Aiken Drum" Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
My foot hurts less now because I am taking pills.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
"And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle..."
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
You bastard Jonesy. Can't get it out of my head.
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
Passport stress, work mania and elevated genius status (cheated, obviously).
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
i am rock. i have another week's well-paid freelance work.
Posted by Bailey (Member # 261) on :
love to teflon, happy jetlag, anticipating food and sex later.
Posted by DiVa (Member # 578) on :
Dossing work, boss wants a chat tomorrow about it. Arse.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
It makes me sad when I miss the best threads.
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
Pinging elastic bands at colleagues for fun because of boredom!
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
!
[ 24 September 2003: Message edited by: moggycookie ]
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
I am terrified of Aiken drum and his musical ladle.
Posted by Doctor Agamemnon When (Member # 189) on :
The rubber clad heels of my comfy loafers seem to be peeling off. I can't work out if it's scooting around the office in my new chair, or driving that's causing it.
I must go find some superglue.
Sorry, what were we on about again?
Posted by Doctor Agamemnon When (Member # 189) on :
Right, understand now:
My heels are fucked. Has anyone got any superglue, please?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
This is what my dinner looks like thanks to Aiken
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
Jones dinner looks a little bit like my childhood hero: Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
i had an ex, did the best impression of pob
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Pob may well have been an agent of Aiken Drum.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Would anyone like to go for a drink on Monday?
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
yes x 10.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Cool. No plane to run off and catch this time!
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
Mart, which island are you thinking of moving to?
...
Wearing new heels, my feet hurt like you wouldn't believe.
...
found dress on ebay i heart/want, friend is bidding. (that dirty slut)
[ 24 September 2003: Message edited by: Amy ]
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
I want that dress on my body now please. Thanks.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Can't remember, despite looking at map, at all six islands.
Posted by Meg (Member # 444) on :
Did good work, eaten good food, time for wine.
Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
wants nice boy to look after him. is being greedy. Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
Hmm to you Mart.
Uber, that dress needs to be mine in the worse way. .
If she wins the bid, imma have to borrow it.
And here's a similar dress, if you like the white:
Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
looks uncannily like herbs in passport photo. deserves a dress. Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Just returned from work. Drinks on Monday? Cock? Oh yes.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Cock the pub, cock PiVa, both, or what? Explain, woman.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
London Cock Tavern, 27 Great Portland Street. PiVa? You askin'?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
What she said, then multiply to the power of jiz.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
first of many goodbyes yesterday. tears and hugs. hungover today.
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
Need to finish new fetish leather kilt for Rubber Ball
Need to finish 59 router WAN protocol upgrades by Tuesday
Need to swap £14,000 of credit cards to 0%APR card
Need at least twelve more waking hours in every day
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
wishing i had bought my camera to work, ratemypoo winner!
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
Need twelve more sleeping hours per day. Might catch up.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
Back to skool! Look like be-wigged Lurch on ID Card.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Mild hangover preventing social interaction above grunting and pointing. Fugue.
Posted by Meg (Member # 444) on :
Starting Spanish classes tonight. Trying to find out about remortgaging. Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
Misses MSM reciprocal attention, I am Mcandrews maid in waiting
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
I'm off to Spain tomorrow. Rioja and the sea await.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Dried cat wee on my converse. Only noticed in meeting.
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
head hurts, never mind, day off and retail therapy tomorrow. Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
Having coffee at lunchtime with nice man. 29 this time.
[ 25 September 2003: Message edited by: Octavia ]
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Never buy pop stud jeans. Your tummy will pop out.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
Octavia is always having intriguing romantic interludes. I am jealous.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
My converse are cat wee free. But my lawn isn't.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Office to myself today. Anyone up for a party in Camberwell?
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
Would need matter transporter and sparkly top. And new shoes.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Sat at work 5 hours. Said 2 words. Fucked off.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Astro's sparkly top obsession threatens to consume her in glitter.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
I like glitter. It is sparkly and cheerful and nice.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
lots of people que for computers. I feel guilty. Goodbye.
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
wing chun or hung gar, can't decide...driving me mad.
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
I'm going to learn Judo and chuck people around MK.
My cat weed on my speaker again the little fucker...
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Speakers or sneakers, its all about the cat wee today!
Posted by mimolette (Member # 478) on :
I am going to the Fat Duck in Bray. Nice.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
surprisingly i still hate my job. i leave tomorrow. good.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
I'm shit at this, can't think of anything to write.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Don't get too pissed before I get there Mart, OK?
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Phew, relax a bit and everything starts to come together.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I'll kick your judo learning ass. Cat wee or not.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Afraid to ask, but what was the poo like damo?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Check you out. You'd think you were a poo conniseur.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
The fecal fascination on these boards is really quite alarming.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
orangeybrown long no break but in a spiral. saw food.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
You think thats bad right? You wait for the details.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Typical. Before I could utter a warning, brown trout tales.
Posted by Bailey (Member # 261) on :
this thread making me turn red holding giggles in mouth
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
I recently did the largest single poo of my life.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Disco does not share my fondness for poo desrcibing stories.
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I'll kick your judo learning ass. Cat wee or not.
Oh yeah?! I'd like to see you try it Swindoner!!!!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Boy Racer: I recently did the largest single poo of my life.
Did it reach the sewage farm before leaving your arse?
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
I just cut out a label that says serbo-croat. Really.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
And one that says Baluchi, that is a language apparently.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by moggycookie: Oh yeah?! I'd like to see you try it Swindoner!!!!
I'd say; bring it. I have won competitions and shiznit.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Sugar-paper. It's something you only ever find in school's innit.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I'm not usually aggressive, I just know Judo. :ashamed smilie:
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
i did bigger. intact and poking out of the water.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
damo=thread-killer. I've just had some really nasty nuts.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I had to have a meeting and work. It sucked.
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: damo=thread-killer. I've just had some really nasty nuts.
Prepare yourself for the attack of the greatest poop german u-boat
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
So was mine dude. Can we stop talking shit now?
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
you started it. faecally obsessed man that you are. wierdo.
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I'm not usually aggressive, I just know Judo. :ashamed smilie:
Nothing to be ashamed of. Self defense and everytin innit
Both short, need training to use this as an advantage!
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
quote:Originally posted by d666: you started it. faecally obsessed man that you are. wierdo.
I think not, you lying northern git. It was you.
quote:Originally posted by d666: wishing i had bought my camera to work, ratemypoo winner!
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
you asked for details which makes you wierder. southern gimp.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
Could you both learn to spell weird, right now please!
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
fuck off pedant. tell someone who gives a shit. wanky?
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Called the Greater London Authority. They were mean to me.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
why so? did they want to turn you into dust?
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
day draws to a close. glass of white wine beckons.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Asked them about omission of 'food' from Cultural Strategy document.
[ 25 September 2003: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Gemini is right about the wine but wrong about biscuits.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
ignore them. them just big faceless thing. go have curry.
Posted by DiVa (Member # 578) on :
Meeting with boss, got more responsibility, more holiday. Me great.
also
Booked best gig yet will be famous and rich soon.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
magical online journal archives = better than dusty library basement dungeon
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Must become Diva's best friend and steal all her money.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: magical online journal archives = better than dusty library basement dungeon
yes pdf is great. also with less walking and photocopying
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
No online journals before 2000. Will die choking on dust.
Posted by Lucid (Member # 531) on :
finish surfing job off to stick pins in general public
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
what about inter-library loans? get them delivered to you.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Boss wants them quicknowrightaway; off to the dungeons go I.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
pretend its lord of the rings. fight trolls. shag orlando.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
In the dungeons there are dragons. Beware their sulpher breath.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Or go with damo's idea and find shaggable, protecting elf.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
you're now allowed to spell sulphur sulfur. good or not?
Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
I had my typhoid and hepatitis A vaccinations this morning.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
Only you, because you're off to Amerikey. Otherwise certainly not!
Posted by Meg (Member # 444) on :
Brocoli and cauliflower cupasoup minged. Will avoid in future. Yuck.
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
May I recommend chicken noodle cupasoop with yummy crunchy croutons
Posted by DiVa (Member # 578) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche: Must become Diva's best friend and steal all her money.
Note to self: buy safe with combination lock this weekend.
Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
456 pieces of leather cut out - about 300 to go.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Still at work. Mainlining gossip. Wishing for a normal life.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Pleased you skipped the curry? My arse hurts Fo' sheezy.
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
bath just run, book and tea by edge. day off Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
Would be jealous if hadn't had early birthday last night! Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
Trike might not be rebuilt for Christmas - Fucking council bastards
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I, too, am free today. DJ Assault tonight.
Saturday. --->
Sunday. --->
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Small sick smelling child sat next to me on bus.
Posted by Lucid (Member # 531) on :
Alone in building all day any suggestions may run naked?
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: Would be jealous if hadn't had early birthday last night!
hmm I smell gossip, spill the beans now to us.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
LOL! No gossip, just lovely present - couldn't wait two weeks!
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Suggest Lucid rearranges files belonging to most anally retentive colleague.
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
Piece of apple stuck in teeth - doing my head in!
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Feeling sick after two pints last night.
I am gay.
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
Only acceptable if said pints were neat vodka. Or meths.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
MNIJ reminded me I have an apple. I love him.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I could in all innocence typed I love Minge above.
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
My colleagues are now all laughing at my blushing bake.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
I have an apple, pistachios, kabanos and smoked mackerel salad. Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
Your lunch is very exotic. I have corned beef sandwiches.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
i am hungover. shit to follow. big one probably. yay.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
also. had row with missus last night. i am cunt.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
C word is permitted today! Sweary fits forthcoming from all!
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
Edited because it was just too rude, even for me.
[ 26 September 2003: Message edited by: My Name Is Joe ]
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
quote:Originally posted by My Name Is Joe: Edited because it was just too rude, even for me.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Like sex.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Surprising lack of hangover. I'm farting like a trooper though.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
ah. thats wrong. if its there it should be abused.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
pints of neat vodka become vomitus. believe me, I know.
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
Stayed up too late last night, should call out today.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
said hello to andy cole last night. girlfriend still unimpressed
Posted by DiVa (Member # 578) on :
friend having nervous breakdown. hampering chances of fame and richness.
Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
Grumpy mood yesterday now passed, yawning while exploring minimal workload
Mid-morning crisis when realised in loo that bunches were uneven
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
"friends" organising "hen night". I've begged them: no freaking L-plates.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
Oh no! Hideous. Perhaps I will run away to Newfoundland.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
i feel a bit better. not sure what to do about visa.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
My lack of recent sleep leaves me exhausted and grumpy.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Does editing this corporate propaganda brochure mean I've sold out?
are rhetorical questions allowed within the strictly enforced thread rules?
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
bastard agency haven't sent payslip: upsetting 'paid? or no?' mystery.
must make some spag and phonecalls then visit banking establishment
i hate agency payroll department- unspeakably incompetent shower of fools.
[ 26 September 2003: Message edited by: discodamage ]
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
People should realise that punctuation does not excuse rule breaking.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Four pairs of pants and five pairs of knee socks.
Highheeled red pointy shoes with star and heart shaped cutouts.
Skinny green parka with a fluffy neck...
I heart Primark.
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
Even if they started the thread in the first place.
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
buying air force Is tomorrow. can't get jordan ivs. bugger.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Inspired by camera efforts now photographing interesting bits of office.
Pictures are shit and of artistically placed bins and paperclips.
Posted by 69 Comeback Elvis (Member # 9) on :
Help. If they are beef curtains, can a mimsy moo?
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
i've heard mimsy moos. well not moos. but noise anyway.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I swapped numbers with my friendster in slow courtship ritiual.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
Couldn't pay tuition fees. Education denied. Until next week anyway.
Posted by Meg (Member # 444) on :
Had to walk wards at work, I'm tired. Need wine.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
Chocolate milkshake has sadly not improved motivation. Work can wait.
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
Soon I get to leave this place. Next stop - Buckfast!
Posted by Meg (Member # 444) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: Chocolate milkshake has sadly not improved motivation. Work can wait.
Am inspired to steal hot chocolate from patient drinks trolley.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Tonight's outfit is inspired by the cover of Anxiety Always. Posted by moggycookie (Member # 536) on :
I searched anxiety always and found this, Londie - posh suit???
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Not a bad google little lady as thats London alright.
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
pounding run machine like a drum, a bib of sweat.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
drunk too much wine to count glasses and words. oops.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
You did alright though considering you only had two glasses.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
NWOD counting my wine consumption by the glass, possibly scary.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I've got good binoculars so its not all that frightening.
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
mean mr mustard, polythene pam sound better than anything since
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Not Abbey Road but White Album at 110mph tonight. M27.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carter: 110mph tonight. M27.
You're risking your licence old fellow - Hampshire Cun-stabulary are... cun*s.
[ 27 September 2003: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
i have had a lovely time on the cam with mart and rob, total gents they are
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: i have had a lovely time on the cam with mart and rob, total gents they are
edit: inverse haiku, difficulty factor 0.9
[read: bollox, fucked it up, can't be arsed to change]
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
spent all night getting off with a beautiful girl hurrah!
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
beach shack paranoid depression drinking beautiful girl hate paradise hate
edit: Haven't deleted this post cuz that **** would sneer and be the prick he has always been. Anyway, was drunk when I typed this. No one was on MSN for me to rant at! It was a Saturday. We made up this morning and life is okay again, although I am still depressed etc for no fucking reason at all. Why am I telling you this? Like you care! Heheh, sorry dudes x
[ 28 September 2003: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram:
a walking cliché, even sadder that he can't stay offline
[ 27 September 2003: Message edited by: kovacs ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
I need to stop posting here and do some work.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I am procrastinating about house organising. I should be job-seeking.
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: spent all night getting off with a beautiful girl hurrah!
london since when have you turned into a dirty lezzer?
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
London punched DJ Assaults big fat tummy. I feel minging.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
... but I bought silver shoes and glittery knee high socks!
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: You're risking your licence old fellow - Hampshire Cun-stabulary are... cun*s.
Not ****y - a known risk and fair cop if busted.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Hair cut Hair wax New socks Revision books
Joyous day...
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by discodamage: london since when have you turned into a dirty lezzer?
The last guy I fucked turned me off men. Stopwatch!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carter: Hair cut Hair wax New socks Revision books
Joyous day...
Its the simple things in life that make Carter happy.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: The last guy I fucked turned me off men. Stopwatch!
I'd feel responsible except I don't think we've slept together.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: a walking cliché, even sadder that he can't stay offline
Pot calling, motherfucker. Handbags at dawn? No, I wouldn't dream of cutting into your MSN playtime with troubled teenz.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
He rose to the bait there and fumbled at nineteen.
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
The key difference between my life and yours, Vikram, is that I'm happy with my modest existence and you come across as desperately unhappy with yours, despite all the boasts about what you're going to achieve and how you're going to change...despite the fact that you have the opportunity to actually do positive and interesting things. You keep posturing but it's so empty; it seems you can't stick at any project, that all your successes turn out mediocre, that everything you do becomes a truism.
There's no need to cuss you because you're clearly not enjoying being you. That's the impression you give, anyway.
As for my rate of posting and my constant presence on TMO, I'm in London on a Sunday with work tomorrow, and up because I'm about to play football. My girlfriend's away. I don't have a lot of other options at this moment. You're supposed to be fucking travelling the world!
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
16 minutes of internet time left. How else can I make myself an appalling cliche?
Yes, I know this is more than ten words. I'm like a free spirit now, innit. Liberty or death etc.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: The key difference between my life and yours, Vikram, is that I'm happy with my modest existence and you come across as desperately unhappy with yours, despite all the boasts about what you're going to achieve and how you're going to change...despite the fact that you have the opportunity to actually do positive and interesting things. You keep posturing but it's so empty; it seems you can't stick at any project, that all your successes turn out mediocre, that everything you do becomes a truism.
There's no need to cuss you because you're clearly not enjoying being you. That's the impression you give, anyway.
Oh my, how perceptive you are! Really Trisha, we are soulmates. Your concern touches my very heart. Wanna fuck?
quote:As for my rate of posting and my constant presence on TMO, I'm in London on a Sunday with work tomorrow, and up because I'm about to play football. My girlfriend's away. I don't have a lot of other options at this moment. You're supposed to be fucking travelling the world!
Ja, but sometimes I am bored or unhappy and want to retreat back into internet world. It's comfort. I have been in the same place for two weeks. I will be here for maybe two weeks more. I'm having a lazy weekend and yesterday I was depressed. Maybe I shouldn't post on TMO, that I'll give you, but damnit I am gonna go online. Communication. It helps. Perhaps not after drinking a bottle of port, but usually it is a good thing, right?
Anyway, gotta go.
[ 28 September 2003: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: Maybe I shouldn't post on TMO, that I'll give you,
You shouldn't bend to anothers ideal of acceptable internet protocol.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
"...f'he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy" Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: I don't have a lot of other options at this moment.
Doctor Carter prescribes a lazy Sunday afternoon wank.
Oof, ja!
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carter: Doctor Carter prescribes a lazy Sunday afternoon wank.
Surprised that your NHS allows for that sort of thing.
Has everyone else abandoned the whole 'ten words exactly' idea?
[ 29 September 2003: Message edited by: froopyscot ]
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: Has everyone else abandoned the whole 'ten words exactly' idea?
As topic starter I'd like to point out that's forbidden.
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
some members having problems curbing their verbose tendencies. think minimalism.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
Members? This a club now? Or are you being rude?
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
members of this board, we have registered! no rudeness intended.
Posted by Dutchie (Member # 500) on :
Perfecting work avoidance techniques, drinking too much ridiculously strong coffee.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
Drinking pea soup and recovering from Ben Lomond. Ow. OW.
Posted by Bernie (Member # 457) on :
Playing 'Weekend in Ten' with pretty boy from Securitisation team*
*Sorry Disco - hope your boner isn't too harshed
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
spot bleeding. lessons tommorow. feels like first day at school.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
still here. why is work a ****? jobs suck ass.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
