Can we have a post from each forumite please in alphabetical order of log-in names.
That's it!
Posted by mimolette (Member # 478) on :
There you go!
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
This thread was *so* never going to work.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Er... I was kind of hoping for the A's to start. Which means waiting for Amy to wake up. Or Astromariner to get the ball rolling. Do we have any other A's out there?
There's hope yet, Thorn. Just wait your turn.
Posted by mimolette (Member # 478) on :
My post worked.
"mi" comes after "ma", I think.
Would anyone else come inbetween? I don't think anyone was missed.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Mart, what were you thinking?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
OK fuck it we'll go with mimolette's idea. M through to Z, then onto A, etc. etc.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
You've already bolloxed that too, by posting after VP. Jesus Christ.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
piss up at a brewery.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
Does that mean it's my turn now? Or have I been skipped straight over in favour of Ts and Vs?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
A you're adorable B and you're beautiful C it's a shame you're a cvunt...
Posted by Meg (Member # 444) on :
quote:Originally posted by mimolette: Would anyone else come inbetween? I don't think anyone was missed.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
And now Meg's upset. Good fucking job Mart.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
I've got to go out soon, so I'll post now and get it out the way. Just, er, pretend I've posted after d666 or whoever. I'm sure it'll all work out in the end.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Is it my turn yet?
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
ha ha
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Who else votes that Mart should be banned for this debacle?
[ 10 April 2003: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Aye.
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
This isn't fair.. that means I'll be the last person to post..
Ah..
I see...
Bugger
Posted by mimolette (Member # 478) on :
Sorry Meg!
You can go next, except you can't, because I have.
Oops.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Howabout "started that lame alphabet thread" as Mart's new tag?
Christ, what a bastard.
Posted by Londie (Member # 179) on :
Wow! It's the lamest thread ever! Sweet!
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
What about those of us with two names?
Like Vogon Poetess, or even myself, Stevie X.
Where do we go? With our first or second initial?
Come on people! We can do this.
Edit; I feckin' hate the 'insert' key. What sort fool needs to overtype anyway fercrissakes.
[ 10 April 2003: Message edited by: StevieX ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
perhaps we should ask Darryn to delete this thread? And while he's doing that, maybe he could delete mart as well? It would be for the best.
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
Hey.. when did my tag change?
Posted by d666 (Member # 18) on :
<nas> no i'm not 5-0 lord knows it nas yo</nas> can i post yet?
Posted by Meg (Member # 444) on :
quote:Originally posted by mimolette: Sorry Meg!
You can go next, except you can't, because I have.
Oops.
So, are we going backwards now then?
Posted by Raz (Member # 449) on :
Mart: ginger ringmaster of Circus of Chaos
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by LowLevel: Hey.. when did my tag change?
Even I don't know or remember !
Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
Mart, today
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
I'm awake now...can I post? Oh wait I just did.
Posted by Raz (Member # 449) on :
Mart, I arrest you for crimes against the forum...
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Sshhh! Victoria's scared of clowns, remember?
Posted by victoria (Member # 103) on :
shudder...
I was expecting a friendly thread to do with the alphabet (I don't know what, it is clearly a lame idea) and instead I am confronted by my worst fear - I demand a warning on the title of the thread so I never click on it again.
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
Arrrgh! Clowns! Do they have jam? Oh No!, gotta get away! Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
I
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
A! Is for anodine.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I love this thread.
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by Astromariner: A! Is for anodine.
Is it?
[ 16 June 2003: Message edited by: I am not... ]
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
I don't know. It might be. I'm being controversial.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
quote:Originally posted by Astromariner: A! Is for anodine.
Or Anodyne. Spakka.
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
I'm only acting intelligent because I had to look up what anodine meant on dictionary.com
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
I did the same, using the Word thesaurus. I like to use words indiscriminately without having any idea what they mean.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Astromariner: I like to use words indiscriminately without having any idea what they mean.
My girlfriend does this, also. On saturday she made a comment about "reams of blood". I was doubled up laughing at her, as she lay there, bleeding to death in the road.
Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
Me too. Works a treat until you start going out with someone in possesion of a larger vocabulary than you. From then on you have to set up a mental check-point, appraising words on the fly, to stop yourself appearing foolish.
I try and stick to words of two syllables or less these days. I find it works well.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
I got into all kinds of trouble as an eleven year old when I believed that the word "phallic" referred to french and italian cookery.
Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
quote:Originally posted by Bandy:
I try and stick to words of two syllables or less these days. I find it works well.
I know. Gerunds, past participles, participle, vocative - Mrs Stefanos has thrown them all at me in the past. Gimme a bloke with a large shield and a spear trying to take my face off and I will happily face him.
Give me those and I will run and cower...
Posted by AgeingGrace (Member # 342) on :
When very young, I thought "getting pissed" meant wetting yourself. Now I'm old, of course, it does.
Now amy's here, perhaps you could imagine I've slotted in just before her? Only that would make the above comment even more irrelevant than it already is
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by ben: avuncular
Posted by AgeingGrace (Member # 342) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: brewery
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by Raz: I
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
quote:Originally posted by somebody else: Detrimental.
[ 16 June 2003: Message edited by: scrawny ]
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
quote:Originally posted by Raz: Evocative
Posted by Doctor Agamemnon When (Member # 189) on :
quote:Soon to be posted by scrawny: Edit, When, or I'll send the huns after you. I think the idea now is to post a word posted by another poster which follows the sequence established above, which would be an alphabetical one, running from A to Z
Righto, I'll edit. What letter are we on now? I'm confused.
I might go down to the bottom of this thread and try again.
[ 16 June 2003: Message edited by: Doctor Agamemnon When ]
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
Edit, When, or I'll send the huns after you. I think the idea now is to post a word posted by another poster which follows the sequence established above, which would be an alphabetical one, running from A to Z, as it were, and they feasted on the lambs, and the sloths, and the anchovies, and the breakfast cereals...
quote: Originally posted by I am not...: Gratuitous
Good point Carter. Easily remedied.
[ 16 June 2003: Message edited by: scrawny ]
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
But scrawny, then you'll have to edit too, cos you haven't left When a letter.
Back on track -
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: Haribo
Posted by AgeingGrace (Member # 342) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carter: But scrawny, then you'll have to edit too, cos you haven't left When a letter.
F!
Though some other pedant with a faster connection has probably already mentioned that.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by AgeingGrace: F!
Though some other pedant with a faster connection has probably already mentioned that.
My turn finally!
Whew. I thought this thread had gone to the dogs. Glad to be able to keep it going.
Who's next?
Golly, this is fun!
[ 16 June 2003: Message edited by: froopyscot ]
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Oh, damn. The concept had moved on just as I thought it had gotten back on track.
What letter are we on again? F?
Fuck.
Posted by Doctor Agamemnon When (Member # 189) on :
OK, now so far the sequence appears to be:
A, B, I, D, E, G, H, F...
What is this? A MENSA test of some sort?
You don't get this hard-sums-Open-University shit over on Handbag. I reckon we must be on J by now, so:
Juxtaposition.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
What, no C?
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
Scrawny I never said Gratuitious did I? it's not really me is it?
quote:Originally posted by Scrawny canard
because nothing good starts with K and froopy wants a C
[ 16 June 2003: Message edited by: I am not... ]
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
What letter does "Clown" start with?
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: What letter does "Clown" start with?
You know, no-one's going to post on your thread if you keep asking such hard questions.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Sorry. Carry on. Don't want to be a thread killer. Not again anyway.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Lordy, let it lie, lovies.
Posted by The Dixie Flatline (Member # 341) on :
this thread is for spackers.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
You should feel right at home then. You mong. Posted by The Dixie Flatline (Member # 341) on :
get back on the short bus window-licker.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
I wouldn't want to sit next to you, numpty-features.
Posted by The Dixie Flatline (Member # 341) on :
No you wouldn't, coz i don't get on the short bus.
Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
I find all this opprobrium extremely tedious, pop-pickers....
Posted by The Dixie Flatline (Member # 341) on :
it's over.
Posted by Gemini (Member # 428) on :
I love this thread. Posted by AgeingGrace (Member # 342) on :
PowerGirl! ???!
Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
FrankPower!
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
SG's I get, but Mart is frankly confusing me.
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
quote:Originally posted by StevieX: but Mart is frankly confusing me.
And your point is....?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
is it r-roadster?
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
that would make it superbike
Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
b-but S doesn't come after Q Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
quad roadster superbike
Or have I got my alphabet wrong again?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
edited for confusion
shouldn't there be a picture of a superbike?
here:
[ 17 June 2003: Message edited by: Ringo ]
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
quote:Originally posted by LowLevel: And your point is....?
Er, that Mart had confused me?
Posted by Bamba (Member # 330) on :
quote:Originally posted by StevieX: SG's I get, but Mart is frankly confusing me.
The name of the pic is FrankPower.jpg?
Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
quote:Originally posted by Bamba: The name of the pic is FrankPower.jpg?
So how does that fit into the "R" category?
I think that Mart as well as starting this thread that fucked up hugely the first time and upsetting people has now destroyed the second incarnation of it.
It is disgraceful behaviour.
Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
Oh no!!! It's all gone wrong...
And it is Mart's fault again!
You idiot!
Posted by Dutchie (Member # 500) on :
Can I still slot in here somewhere? Or do I have to come up with an insult that begins with 'T' first? I'm lost! Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
It doesn't have to be an insult, we're now playing by the Viscount Morrie 1928 rules. You need to find and post a picture of some kind of motorcycle that begins with T (not a brand), in the next 12 minutes before the game changes again.
The clock is ticking.
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
trailbike
Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
Double bubble rule:
Triumph Tiger
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Why?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
A request: Darryn - please lock this forum.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Bloody good idea.
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
****
Posted by Keef (Member # 27) on :
Don't use that kind of language please IAN.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by ben: A request: Darryn - please lock this forum.
Fair enough. Not every thread can be as good as 'Who can do the worst Ubb'.
[ 17 June 2003: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
HA
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Gasp! You skipped a letter! You Idiot!
[ 17 June 2003: Message edited by: froopyscot ]
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
Joke... sorry
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
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Posted by 69 Comeback Elvis (Member # 9) on :
Lumme guv. E's a clever un an no mistakin.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
Mike, for the love of, please stop!
Posted by 69 Comeback Elvis (Member # 9) on :
No. It's a wheeze.
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
O.K. - Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
Penis! *snigger*
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
Quips, not crudity, please Astro.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
Rectum! Sorry Stevie.
Posted by Stefanos (Member # 53) on :
.
[ 17 June 2003: Message edited by: Stefanos ]
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Thankfully Stefanos jumped in at the proper moment. Moving on then...
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS SHIT.
fucking stop it now and talk about something you bunch of fucking lamers. this is the forum equivalent of the balloon game, only not fun and not involving balloons. you are making rets of yourselves.
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
and you, 69 comeback elvis, should be ashamed of yourself. 'its a wheeze', you say, well as is the sound a man dying of emphysema make but i dont see you suggesting the forum sits around and enjoys that for three fucking days.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by discodamage: something you bunch of fucking lamers.
I don't often do this.
You seriously need to get a life.
Yes, it's an absurd thread.
Yes, it's a waste of time.
And yes, keeping it alive is, in its own way, some good-natured ribbing at Mart's expense.
But to actually get angry about it? That suggests that you are taking it far, far too seriously.
Lighten up. Get a life.
Wanker.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
[small voice]sorry disco[/small voice]
Posted by ziggy (Member # 486) on :
I'll always be the last.
Posted by ziggy (Member # 486) on :
[wimper]And will never get there[/wimper]
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
.
[ 17 June 2003: Message edited by: froopyscot ]
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: I don't often do this.
You seriously need to get a life.
Yes, it's an absurd thread.
Yes, it's a waste of time.
And yes, keeping it alive is, in its own way, some good-natured ribbing at Mart's expense.
But to actually get angry about it? That suggests that you are taking it far, far too seriously.
Froopyscot is 100% right here. We're looking at a 'let he who is without sin cast the first stone' situaton. Discodamage, for example, was happy for a thread to be taken off course so that mart - lol, who else! - could describe a humungomams X-men character about herself. But - Oh! - when it doesn't suit, it's a posting tragedy! This thread will humble us all. It's humbled ben, a distant echo of his lost UBB challenge; to me it represents every thread I've ever started.
But, who can honestly look in the face of the alphabet thread, see their own reflection and still, with a pure heart, criticise it without damning themselves.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: But, who can honestly look in the face of the alphabet thread, see their own reflection and still, with a pure heart, criticise it without damning themselves.
And Darryn doesn't count because he needs something to stand on before he can look in the the face of the alphabet thread,
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Darryn, who we would have bigged up good'n'proper for his birthday had it not been "Ben" who had started the thread of homage.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Lumbricals.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Hey noobs! Show us yer skillz!
Posted by Raz (Member # 449) on :
Raz.
Posted by Raz (Member # 449) on :
Vogon.
Posted by Raz (Member # 449) on :
Mart.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Showaddywaddy.
Posted by gang (Member # 653) on :
D I E Posted by Raz (Member # 449) on :
baals
Posted by gang (Member # 653) on :
jIzZ
Posted by Vanilla Online Persona (Member # 301) on :
is this where I join the textual tourette's society ?
Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
Dion Dublins dad was in Showaddywaddy.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by squirrelandgman: Dion Dublins dad was in Showaddywaddy.
You refer to the awesome Romeo Challenger, featured above! Mr Challenger is the father of some Olympic athlete called Ben, but not of Dion Dublin. Showaddywaddywebsitefact.
Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
oh
edit to add: I am fucking gutted. I loved that fact. Now that fact is facked. Thanks mart.
[ 20.02.2004, 08:33: Message edited by: squirrelandgman ]
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
I am boycotting this thread.
. . . . .
oh. damn.
[ 20.02.2004, 21:49: Message edited by: froopyscot ]
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
Hullo.
I once saw* a Showaddywaddy tribute band called Showmaddymaddy. I told a friend about this and he thought I'd said Showmydaddy, which we decided would be a good name for cock. And do you know? It is! In a 70s porn kind of way, obviously.
*saw = being drunk in the same room, having tied a scarf around your head and doing the infamous supposed Hells Angels dance that involves putting your hands on your hips and jutting your elbows forward rythmically. To 'Under The Moon of Love'.
Also, in keeping with the thread topic, my name should sit right next to that of the legendary brothel-creepers wearing, primary colours loving Showaddywaddy. Which says a lot really.
