Not drinking ? You must be gay then.
Real men drink. Did you know that alcohol is the No.1 cause of violence ? Great stuff. Ladz'll have a couple of pints of Stella then.. |
Dogs are hard. If you ain't got a dog you ain't got nothing.
From Pitt Bulls to Alsatians, all dogs have the potential to be vicious bastards An elastic band round the knackers helps though.. |
Real birds Never mind all those slags you see in Loaded. For Ladz helps you pull real women - Ones who can take a slap and cook the dinner.
And for a fiver they'll show you their baps too.. |
Tasty gear Nobody, and I mean nobody can ever have enough 9ct. gold. Most Wanted brings you, the ladz, all the things you need to be well 'ard and a bit of a tasty geezer.. |
Food Me and me mum and me dad and me gran
Are off to Waterloo
Me and me mum and me dad and me gran
With a bucket of vindaloo |
Tatts You've gotta have a tattoo if you wanna look 'ard. And it's gotta have class like this one on the left. FLM shows you what designs are pukka |