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Question one ?

Male
Female
What is the question ?


Question two ?

Gloomy, gloomy, gloomy
Like kicking some serious ass
Like there is something missing in my life
Like flying
It throbs a bit and hurts when I poke it
I sense a disturbance in the force
Horny man, horny
I fail to see the relevance of this question to the quiz in general
Like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight


Question three ?

Hermoine Grainger
Pamela Anderson
Princess Leia
Troy McClure
George W Bush
Bob Dylan
Albert Einstein
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Bill Gates


Question four ?

An Owl
A Targ
A Bunny
An Eagle
A Tiger
A Butterfly
A Horse
A Peacock
A Goat


Question five

All your base are belong to us
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Why does everything always happen to me ?
A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do
If it moves - Shag it
Do or do not - There is no try
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds
This is the happiest day of my life
Vorsprung Durch Technik !


Question six ?

Most vampires have no soul
Some fruit is purple
All potions are magic
Some forms of depression are bi-polar disorders
Happiness can only exist in relation to misery
Floogles can only be Dollops if Dollops are Rumpys
Some transexuals are transvestites
PC's and MAC's are mutually exclusive
I don't understand this question


Question seven ?

My family
My money
My looks
My books
My thoughts
My onion
My saxophone
My blaster
My back


Question eight ?

The sound of music
Calling all Quakers
Mars Attacks
Beaches
Lassie come home
Wag the dog
Tron
The world according to Garp
I don't watch films, too busy with spell casting


Question nine ?

Everyday
Every other day
Twice a week
Six times a month
Once a month
Once every other month
Once every six months
Once a year
Never


Question ten ?

A robe and a bowl haircut
Anything, as long as it's a designer label
A gold bikini
A red shirt with my name on it
Purple
Lacy knickers
Y-fronts
Anything comfortable
This is completely irrelevant


Question eleven ?

Four years old
Fourteen years old
Eighteen years old
Forty two years old
One hundred and twenty six years old
Understanding
Rich
Caring
Over one hundred and thirty


Question twelve ?

A trip to the Yucatan
A weekend browsing through railway timetables, just for fun
A pod race on a desert planet
A week long seminar on the 11th dimension
Hiking trip through Tibet
Shopping spree in Beverly Hills
Relaxing weekend at a health spa
18-30 Holiday on a topless beach
An around the world trip on a broom


Question thirteen

Surfing the internet
Reading
Quidditch
Eating Honey
Playing with my Wookie
Checking for lumps
Listening to music
Sitting and thinking
Drinking


Question fourteen ?

Chocolate
Butterbeer
Endorian port
Oysters
Duff
Spring water
Caviar
Chicken wings
Eggs, a natural source of choline


Question fifteen ?

To rid the world of all diseases
To eat the worlds biggest hoagie
To boldly go
To undermine that muggle born freak
To have a threeway
To be in a position not have the responsibility of making decisions
To accept all things I cannot change
To develop my talents to the fullest
To invest in an internet company and get rich quick


Question sixteen ?

A poisonous monkey
Chest
Unix
Exhausted
Growed-up
Mos Eisley
Jobberknoll feathers
Easily pleased
A+((C*2.14)-B)


Question seventeen ?

I smoke too much
I bite my nails
Me sah no speaky English goodly
I'm bossy and intolerant of those who don't follow rules
I spend too much time online
I play with myself
I worry too much
I am uncomfortable spending time alone
None of the above


Question eighteen ?

www.iwantoneofthose.com
www.spellsandpotions.com
www.happyhappyjoyjoy.com
www.scientology.com
www.themoononline.com
www.amihotornot.com
www.cnn.com
www.vampires.com
www.advice.com


Question nineteen ?

His/her stupidity
His/her inability to run a virus scan
His/her naggy gravelly voice
His/her interesting hairdo
His/her saggy arse
His/her insensitivity
His/her petty foibles
His/her whole persona
His/her bossiness


Question twenty ?

Spike
Hedwig
Hawking
Lady
Armani
Itchy
Serendipity
Mackerel
Ron


Question twenty one ?

The hall
The lounge
The dining room
The kitchen
The ballroom
The conservatory
The billiard room
The library
The study


Question twenty two ?

Death, sickness and sorrow
Tribbles
Viruses
Draco
Boundless human stupidity
Speaking in public
Damn sexy Flanders
Being naked
Not know the answer to this question


Question twenty three ?

My beard
My inhaler
My laptop
My light saber
My wand
My Cynthia
My list of articles
My lucky clover
None of the above


Question twenty four ?

Mercury
Mars
Venus
Earth
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune
Pluto


Question twenty five ?

Sacrillicious
Green and pointy with a wooshing sound
Long and sweepy with twigs at the end
Rock hard
Expensive
Logical
Dry and Itchy
Thick and lumpy
Peaceful


Question twenty six ?

Angelica is the oldest
Bill is the oldest
Chet is the oldest
Yoda is the oldest
Dippet is the oldest
Lolobrigida is the oldest
Tuberculosis is the oldest
Ghandi is the oldest
They are all the same age


Question twenty seven ?

Taurus
Gemini
Leo
Virgo
Aquarius
Pisces
Libra
Scorpio
There are not enough answers


Question twenty eight ?

A new modem
A good cause
A new set of large hoop earrings
An indoor spa
The collected works of Stephen Hawking
Barbra Streisand's greatest hits
A dreamlike feeling
A pony
A grow your own warts kit


Question twenty nine ?

I'd tell them to their face
I'd turn to the dark side
I'd blame it on Harry
I'd tell her it was like that when I got here
I'd consider psychological help for them
I'd weigh up the pros and cons of it
I'd put off doing it as long as possible
I'd give up and go home
I'd ask - if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?


Question thirty ?

Yes
No
Ask again later
It is certain
Signs point to yes
My sources say no
Outlook good
It is decidedly so
Outlook no so good




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