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herbs

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It's a bit early for the 'i'm a dyslexic' gambit, old thing.
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quote:
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touch-typers?

Come and have a go if you think hard enough.

I'm hard enough. So hard that I'm typing this one-handed.

What's your excuse?

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Louche
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Too much alliteration and too little aggression.

Three on ten.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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Come and have a go if you think hard enough.

Tough luck Oobs, he's a whoopsie. Another one bites the nuts.

Sorry mate, jhonaj is already dyslexic and gay.

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Wheeeeeee....

I'm gay?

Brilliant.

I never knew.

Does that mean I'm a lesbian then?

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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Does that mean I'm a lesbian then?

Les Bien?

Non.

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and his Middle Name Was God
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
It's a bit early for the 'i'm a dyslexic' gambit, old thing.

I'm not A dyslexic, I'm just me. A humble, gum swallowin' pilgrim on the road to happiness.

And if you're trying the Niven approach, call me old cake, there's a love.

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London

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quote:
Originally posted by and his Middle Name Was God:
So is it possible to make inroads through the treacle of smuggity smug smug smug assumptive hectoring and actually have a conversation, or are all message boards doomed to only ever serve as self-aggrandising mirrors to the vanity of touch-typers?

Why not post on a few other threads as well, broaden out the conversation a little? If you don't like any of the threads you see, consider starting your own - anything you fancy discussing today? A 'hello I'm a newbie' thread generally ends up winding people up because it looks like attention-seeking. Decent newbies get shedloads of attention anyway - so why not flex your vocab and intellect on a few of the other threads going on elsewhere?

I'm so nice. [Smile]

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Uber Trick
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Tough luck Oobs, he's a whoopsie. Another one bites the nuts.

That's ok, last thing I'd want to do is get involved with someone off an internet message board.

I was peeved by this comment though:

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Originally posted by and his Middle Name Was God:
I have no evidence to think that you guys are ever going to be anything other than a standoffish clique

after I said he was my favourite newbie and everything [Frown]

Still one last try:

Hello Middle, in response to your question of what do I do, in RL I'm an aromatherapist and a support worker for adults with learning difficulties and to earn some cash I work as a PA to the Exec Director of a charity. If you want some background to who everyone on TMO then this thread which was started by other recent newbie, MonkeySusan, may prove informative, and there's always the FAQ too. [Smile]

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Uber Trick
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quote:
Originally posted by London:
I'm so nice. [Smile]

Oy bitch, get off my persona!

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damo
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middle, you're doing the right thing.
steam in and swedge everyone.
we need some stimulation.

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New Way Of Decay

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Don't listen to damo, he's doped on love. At a moments notice he will bite your ass with a resounding 'FUCKLE!'

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quote:
Originally posted by Uber Trick:
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Tough luck Oobs, he's a whoopsie. Another one bites the nuts.

That's ok, last thing I'd want to do is get involved with someone off an internet message board.

I was peeved by this comment though:

quote:
Originally posted by and his Middle Name Was God:
I have no evidence to think that you guys are ever going to be anything other than a standoffish clique

after I said he was my favourite newbie and everything [Frown]

Still one last try:

Hello Middle, in response to your question of what do I do, in RL I'm an aromatherapist and a support worker for adults with learning difficulties and to earn some cash I work as a PA to the Exec Director of a charity. If you want some background to who everyone on TMO then this thread which was started by other recent newbie, MonkeySusan, may prove informative, and there's always the FAQ too. [Smile]

See, this one's nice.

Hello. Thanks for being civil.

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New Way Of Decay

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Her posts are scratch and sniff as well. Bonus.

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Grianagh


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back off middle. she bites. hard.
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damo
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Don't listen to damo, he's doped on love.

what do you mean by that?
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quote:
Originally posted by damo:
middle, you're doing the right thing.
steam in and swedge everyone.
we need some stimulation.

Worked for me.

Well, until everyone told me to fuck off, that is.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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what do you mean by that?

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Originally posted by damo:
i love you kovacs

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god i love younwod

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i do love you louche.



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quote:
Originally posted by Grianagh:
back off middle. she bites. hard.

I DO NOT BITE...

I gum, leisurely, like a ring-rusty shark weighed down by my own flabby disbelief.

Right, let’s talk abooooout….

How many of you people know each other, have stood face to face and smelled the tangy come-hither of each others cologne?

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London

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Concrete advice on how to survive in a board environment is better than fluffy twaddle about being an aromatherapist IMHO. *makes massive W sign with fingers, stomps off.*
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Grianagh


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quote:
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I DO NOT BITE...


unless you changed sexes
read again.

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New Way Of Decay

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If I'm not mistaken there has been a FPP sex tease going on that is enjoyable for one person.

Sorry, thats a typo I meant none* [fullstop]

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I'm off out again now.

Please tape a 'kick me I'm a **** ' sign to my back and I'll see you all later.

I love you all...

Nearly

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damo
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by damo:
what do you mean by that?

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Originally posted by damo:
i love you kovacs

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god i love younwod

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Originally posted by damo:
i do love you louche.


damn.

FUCKLE

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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Male. Very.

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Wheeeeeee....

I'm gay?

Brilliant.

I never knew.

Does that mean I'm a lesbian then?

Boooo-ring! Jeez, what wasted effort. Three! Count em! Three pages to be looped into a rubbish chisk related 'am I? aren't I?'

If I wanted uncertainty, I'd eat laxatives. Now decide a character arc and stick to it. Please.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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FUCKLE

Sorry dude. You'll never hear a truer word spoken eh?

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[/qb][/QUOTE]Boooo-ring! Jeez, what wasted effort. Three! Count em! Three pages to be looped into a rubbish chisk related 'am I? aren't I?'

If I wanted uncertainty, I'd eat laxatives. Now decide a character arc and stick to it. Please. [/QB][/QUOTE]

I may well be metrosexual.

I'm not, but I may be.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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I'm not, but I may be.

B...but...what the fuck? [Confused]

What are you Dr Jekyll and Mr Hide The Sausage?

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quote:
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quote:
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FUCKLE

Sorry dude. You'll never hear a truer word spoken eh?
i haven't harshed your bone have i?
i hope not.

cos i do have love for the nwod.

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quote:
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i haven't harshed your bone have i?
i hope not.

cos i do have love for the nwod.

Notatall.

I like this new damo, he is sweary as ever, but with deep inner love. It's a perfect fusion of caring man and angry skinhead abuse. America has done wonderful things to you.

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damo
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i always had the deep inner love man.
just when i worked in liverpool i hated my job, my journey to work, the fact that i'd spent most of the weekend awake on something that might not have been legal, i was in the midst of emotional turmoil blah blah blah.

now i'm happy with work, happy with my life etc.
the only thing i'm not happy about is my husband is in england and i'm in nashville.

but that's being fixed shortly.


ahem.

you vanilla fuck, you like to fuck baby heads.


as you were.

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New Way Of Decay

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Oh, shit yeah.

Pick and lick a scrot, mimsy dodger.

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you missed the e off scrote.
pigfuck

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quote:
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quote:
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I'm not, but I may be.

B...but...what the fuck? [Confused]

What are you Dr Jekyll and Mr Hide The Sausage?

No, but I have a couple of trilbys.

I have to go, please say awfully interesting things while I'm walking to a leaving.

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New Way Of Decay

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On purpose, turd sniffer.

Can't see your response for walking home.

Better make it good for my return.

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