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The other day at work someone mentioned the film 'indecent proposal.
ANYWAY, of course the conversation drove into well would you? which then led on to all sorts of what ifs and what would you do.
I would sleep with anything or anyone for a million, what I wouldn't do for a million is kill someone.
Would you sleep with anyone/thing for a million?Is there anything you wouldn't do for a million?
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Come to think of it, Helen must also define "sleep with", as well as "one million". I would share a bed with a spiked mace or a dog for a million pounds, but I wouldn't fuck either of them for, say, a million pebbles.
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i would pay two mars bars, a bag of walkers prawn cocktail crisps and a cola panda pop to have a go on henry kissenger.
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I don't think I'd shag a random stranger for a million squid. Oh, oh hang on.... yes I would! But only human males and only if they were breathing and not on a life support machine or anything. And not if they are hideously fat or disfigured. And no kissing. And they'd have to wear 3 industrial strength condoms [Hmm, maybe not. Might make him take a hell of a long time to come]. Somehow I don't think I'd get many offers huh?
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quote:Originally posted by saltrock: And they'd have to wear 3 industrial strength condoms...
What are industrial-strength condoms? Which industry's standards are they designed to comply with? The porn industry, perhaps? Or the prostitution industry? Posts: 14015
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quote:Originally posted by saltrock: I don't think I'd shag a random stranger for a million squid. Oh, oh hang on.... yes I would! But only human males and only if they were breathing and not on a life support machine or anything.
I've never seen Indecent Proposal, but it does appear to have the major flaw that she is paid a million dollars to go to bed with Robert Redford. I mean, he may be a bit wrinkly now but surely it wouldn't be too difficult to still picture him as The Sundance Kid or, er, whatever else he was in when he was absolutely phwoar. If it had been Danny Devito perhaps, one might understand the Indecent aspect of the Proposal, but Robert Redford? or have I completely and totally misunderstood what this film is supposed to be about?
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It was a cack film, Dang, don't waste any more thoughts on wondering what it might be about.
Also, THANKS for putting the "er, I've noticed you around...um, I find you very attractive, er would you go to bed with me?" refrain in my head. Thanks.
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it's a bit like kat, alfie an that laughable gangster loan shark in eastenders.
industrial condoms? they dont use them in porn. not a lotta porn. a load of whores / actresses got aids the other month from some rent who picked it up in rio. they are all gonna die. something to think about when you next knock one out over anal dp or whatever gets you going.
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Gold..... What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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If I was single and the bloke in question was not related to me, healthy & alive, relatively young and not hideous, I probably would. Although I wouldn't know how to explain to my mum how I managed to earn myself a million quid. Also, it would make me a prostitute and I don't know how I'd feel about that later on in life.
There are many things I wouldn't do for a million quid. I would nick a painting from a museum or vandalise an expensive car. Anything that doesn't hurt people/animals.
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quote:Originally posted by vikram: something to think about when you next knock one out over anal dp or whatever gets you going.
Eh what? You like thinking about women getting infected with AIDS when you're cranking one out? Jesus, Vikram what the fuck is wrong with you?
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One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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I have no principles about prostitution whatsoever. I'd do it like a shot, with Bandy's go ahead, for a million quid, so long as the person involved didn't expect me to do anything that involved poo.
For a million pounds...pretty much anything, I reckon, that didn't involve unnecessary suffering for me or anyone else. I wouldn't, say, cut off my own or anyone else's leg with a rusty hacksaw, nor would I murder anyone. In terms of body parts, I'd be prepared to go as far as losing 3 fingers for a million quid.
Question for the forum - Is there anyone that you just COULDN'T EVER sleep with?
My old Latin teacher is the only person that ever makes me waver on the old 'if I had a gun to your head' scenario - obviously, if someone had a gun to your head, you'd do it wouldn't you? However, in his case, I'd be seriously weighing the options.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Eh what? You like thinking about women getting infected with AIDS when you're cranking one out? Jesus, Vikram what the fuck is wrong with you?
quote:Originally posted by turbo: If I was single and the bloke in question was not related to me, healthy & alive, relatively young and not hideous, I probably would.
There are so many qualifiers here, you wouldn't deserve £100 never mind £1million.
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: It was a cack film, Dang, don't waste any more thoughts on wondering what it might be about.
How can any film (and please correct me if I'm wrong about this - I only saw it once, while at work, over a decade ago) which features the buying of a hippopotamus as a declaration of undying love/means of winning back spouse, be entirely unworthy of our consideration?
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