quote:The Vatican has published a pamphlet called "It's a Sin Not to Do It," in which the Church sanctions masturbation for married women, and urges Catholics to get laid more in general.
Forty years ago, the Vatican published a notorious set of guidelines for courting Catholics that outlawed even French kissing before marriage. The pages of It's A Sin Not To Do It, however, feature a frank interview with Cardinal Ersilio Tonini in which he emphasises that "the Church is not an enemy of the flesh". He argues that Vatican doctrine has always defended the "nobility of sexuality", which is regarded by the Church as a "treasure" of humanity.
Another chapter likely to raise eyebrows unearths theological justification for post-coital masturbation for women who fail to achieve orgasm during intercourse.
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Interesting find, Misc! This certainly brings up some questions. Do I get compensation for all the times I've unnecessarily repented for wanking? Those confessions were pretty embarassing, and even if we only factor in my daily bus fare to the church, that's a hell of a lot of money I've spent to keep in God's Good Books.
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Also, if I'm to believe the Vatican's booklet, and it really is a sin not to do it, then should we be wanking all the time, or at least as often as we can?
I'd better go to the toilet or God will be angry.
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You know that feeling when you're checking yourself out in the mirror, pretending to be Fonzie and you realise that someone has been watching you for ages?
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