An oldie but a goldie. It seems that without ben, these threads have died a death. Needs no explanation.
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Cheap fine white/blue checked shirt from "moss bross" Cheap black trousers from M&S, tippex stained Knackered shoes, black. black socks psychopathic side parting.
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Looking like my doll again: Tall Chestnut Uggs Black knee length gypsy skirt - H&M Leather disk belt from Portobello Black / white stripe 3/4 sleeve Gap T Black velvet blazer - **** Black shawl - Portobello Silver hoops Bone cuff Looking forward to the weekend! Vax x
Under my desk I'm trying to dry my baseball boots, which got soaked on bike ride this morning. A photograph of them would not be out of place on the goatse thread.
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I'm wearing black wide-legged trousers, a black long-sleeved top, black boots and holey grey socks. Oh, and black knickers. I'm in a shite mood today. Maybe I should've worn pink...
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Dark grey and red DCShoeUSA 'skate' shoes Black Primark socks Black Calvin Klein cotton shorts Dark Blue denim Carhartt jeans Mid-grey Triple 5 Soul T-shirt Black Canvas Boxfresh jacket A Hang(over)dog expression
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White socks Herringbone brown trousers Black belt Dark brown Motown tee-shirt Victorinox swiss army watch Specsavers glasses Burgandy M&S briefs
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Nice work on the briefs, benny. They're the new jockeys. I was considering getting some crisp cotton y-fronts. Are they in fashion now? They turned up in a lot of 'The Face' photoshoots, back when it was cool to try and be cool.
Ladies - what's the best kind of underpants for a man? loose, airy boxers? arse-hugging CK style 'shorts'? You've bagged a Colin Farrell-a-like, you're both pissed, he drops his vintage customised Levis - what do you see?
EDIT!!!!! I meant nothing for the pants thing. What is the sexy pants on man - nothing. Nothing gets between him and his calvins, etc. I am not wearing nothing. I am wearing things.
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Alright, he's wearing something because his vintage customised jeans have a few holes around the pockets, and it's winter, and the poor lad doesn't want to catch a chill of the nadgers.
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Ladies - what's the best kind of underpants for a man? loose, airy boxers? arse-hugging CK style 'shorts'? You've bagged a Colin Farrell-a-like, you're both pissed, he drops his vintage customised Levis - what do you see?
Definitely the arse- and crotch-hugging CK style shorts. Oooh yesss.
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They have a horizontal gulp ()at least that's what HOM call it) which makes it dead easy to whip your tallywhacker in and out without having to srtuggle to find the flaps.
I got two pairs free because the poster campaign for them featured two eggs in an eggbox or two oranges/snookerballs/spheres of some kind in a bag. Femke wrote to them and said it traumatised me having just lost a nadger to cancer and Bobs your uncle two pairs of free pants.
They are comfy too, real comfy till you get a stiffy on the bus and it pops out the horizontal gulp.
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I'm wearing a sort of blueish pair of boxers today. They used to be a different colour: I've had them since I was - yes - since I was 16. That makes them 11 years old. I'd like to say they're still going strong, but holes and tears are appearing at an alarming rate these days. The elastic on the waist is all sort of stretched and unelastic too, and showing through, making it obvious that the main boxer is just kind of hanging off them. Also, there's a pair of holes in the gusset, either side of the seam, and were I to be sitting in these boxers and nothing else you would see my testicles push their way alluringly through the holes, like pink toads eyes.
By now, most women must surely be overcome by a desperate fug of arousal, but the fellas may be wondering why I don't just chuck them out. See, these boxer shorts used to be my lucky shorts. They're always the ones I was wearing when I scored (true, an element of that was simply because I'd put them on when going out to a date, and even then their success rate was far from 100%. Or even 5% for that matter). Chucking these boxers out would be like turning my back on an old friend. One girl I was with took the piss out of these shorts and I threatened to dump her on the spot. "These shorts mean more to me then you ever did", I snapped. I meant it, too.
I am also wearing an old pair of light green combats. I also love these trousers, but again time has not been kind. Passable from the outside, actually wearing them tells a different story. Both pockets have been completely put through, meaning if you put your phone in there, it immediately drops straight through to your feet. It's handy for masturbation purposes, though often you may find yourself absentmindedly playing with your genitalia at an inappropriate moment (church, or playground).
I am shod in a pair of DMs (again, old), which like the rest of my clothes are becoming ever more unstitched (you could say that my life is coming apart at the seams, lol). The treads are worn to nothing, but like the boxers, there's a sentimental attachment there, which means they will not be put out to pasture until they can no longer service as shoes in any sense.
The newest item of clothing I am wearing is my sweater, which is actually quite smart. I bought it from M&S recently, with some vouchers a PR sent me. It is very soft, burgundy coloured and about the only thing I am wearing that stops me from looking like a homeless.
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I am wearing black, nicely accessorised with a dark cloud and a similarly coloured dog.
As for man-pants, I like the tight fitting shorts things, which I believe are sometimes called 'trunks'. However, I would imagine that it must be highly arousing to discover the object of your affections going commando. Yes, that would be a good surprise. Sadly for me, the most I can hope for these days is 'clean on today'.
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First on: the black lacey bra at the bottom of the drawer, badly hidden but I expect she never considered I'd look there. Feels surprising raspy against the bit of hair between my pecs, and cold at the back where it clips together, but filled out nicely with balled-up socks, enough to manage a bit of cupping in front of the mirror. Knickers too (washed) - the little white ones with flower-stem embroidery cut through, so your flesh shows through the gaps. And Mother's heels - the finishing touch - black, high and exquisitely precarious: we all need a little extra height, don't we, ladies?
Little green t-shirt with self-skewed v-neck cut. Shows tummy and trail when I stretch. Which I do as often as possible. Flattering tattered halfmasting jeans secured to waist by thick neon yellow belt. Orange and black striped over-the-knee stockings visible only when walking and jean legs ride up calves. Orange-trimmed Beauty:Beast trainers, square-toed, like bricks, and shallow as a horse's face.
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quote:Originally posted by Fionnula the Cooler: Alternatively.
Little green t-shirt with self-skewed v-neck cut. Shows tummy and trail when I stretch. Which I do as often as possible. Flattering tattered halfmasting jeans secured to waist by thick neon yellow belt. Orange and black striped over-the-knee stockings visible only when walking and jean legs ride up calves. Orange-trimmed Beauty:Beast trainers, square-toed, like bricks, and shallow as a horse's face.
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It was pretty disturbing for me when I shared with Thorn to discover, via the ball of sodden crumpled garments hurled vaguely at the clothes horse to "dry", that he still has boxers I recognised from when we were going out. There was nothing in my carefully arranged rows of drying underwear that he could possibly have recognised.
Menpants: unpatterned boxers or "jockey shorts" (but not with giant elastic waistband boasting gay designer name).
lol@MrsDarryn making the marketing whores feel guilty.
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