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Hello, TMO. I've recently been introduced to forums by a friend of mine, and after reading numerous threads, becoming variously inspired, incensed or amused, I decided I liked the idea. I was pointed in the direction of this site as being one I would like, so here I am. Not a topic as such, but I thought I'd briefly introduce myself.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Can you do any tricks?
Hmmm, no internet trickery, I'm afraid, the 'Newbie' tag has me bang to rights. Card tricks were never my forte, and turning tricks has never been necessary (yet)...
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Bum! I was at St. David's: I had to wear a navy beret with a tassel on it. I was hoping you'd be Andrew Nelson because I used to quite fancy him.
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quote:Originally posted by Astromariner: Bum! I was at St. David's: I had to wear a navy beret with a tassel on it. I was hoping you'd be Andrew Nelson because I used to quite fancy him.
Can't help you there, not even sure where St' David's is...
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: hallo flowerpot. Why 'flowerpot'?
Not sure, dates back to Uni but the reason is lost to me.
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I'd forgotten how excellent those are! Physic's hair in particular is a work of genuis.
flowerpot: St. David's turned into Huddersfield Grammar School. The headmaster while I was there was ill-fated soccer manager Michael Knighton: true story!
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Astro: why don't you tell everyone about the website that is a bit like hotornot that you like to look at when you're at work and then ask flowerpot to pick a picture which is a bit like him?
Also, flowerpot, my sister's sister's sister would like to know if you're attractive.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Also, flowerpot, my sister's sister's sister would like to know if you're attractive.
Hmm, I fail to see the import of this, is it an initiation rite of passage or something? Some people would say yes, some would say no. Like I said, it's entirely subjective.
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Come here, Flowerpot. I collect flowerpots. I like to fill them to the brim with compost and push my fists in up to the wrists. It feels like when Mother used to restrain me by the hands and force-dress me in the ugliest garments my three-year-old eyes had ever seen in their life. It was a horrid feeling then but it is a comforting feeling now. Please let me do it. If you're not up for that, then I'm willing to compromise. Sometimes I just stand in the garden with a cup in one hand, a saucer in the other, and I look - just look - at the flowerpots and I wish my eighty-nine-year-old knees would let me crouch down so I could touch the dead flowers. So we could do that instead, ok?
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Uber! I'm never telling you anything ever again. ever.
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flowerpot isn't a particularly male name is it? are you friends with fpp?
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