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Helen Back
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some of you have a picture under your name and I have a tag.????

I want a new tag something more becoming.


Do I have to cough up for a dam picture [Mad]

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Helen says she will be happy to answer any questions you might have as long as you don't ask, "Why did you bother to come here?"

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Niffer
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No, you have to suck Darryn's cock.

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Niffer
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The pictures are for those who swallow.

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Niffer
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Do you want a picture Helen?

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[Big Grin]
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Helen Back
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yes I do, send me your e-mail addy and I will put you on my bud list. [Smile]

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Helen says she will be happy to answer any questions you might have as long as you don't ask, "Why did you bother to come here?"

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Niffer
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No, pay attention Helen. It's not my cock you need to suck.

You'll never get anywhere around here if you're sucking the wrong cock. It's like L.A.

Cuh. Newbies. Everyone knows you gotta be a cocksucker to get a picture around here.

PS I would rather eat my own raw pancreas than converse with you on MSN.

I hope that makes things clear!

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Niffer
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You could suck the donkey's cock I suppose. That might help. I mean if that's better for you than Darryn's, if that's your thing. I'll see if I can put in a good word for you, stop the big man being offended.

How do you feel about donkey cum, Helen?

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Helen Back
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niffer I am not a noob.


hth

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Niffer
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Newbie or not, it's about time you learnt the rules. Darryn or donkey, like daddy or chips but without the HP.

Darryn or donkey. Your choice. But not goats. Goats are so 2003.

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Niffer
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H-helen?

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Louche
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You scared her away. Bad Niffer! Go, stand in corner, sob like a child.
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Niffer
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Was the goat thing too much? I can never tell with goats.

Oh well. I'll live.

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Niffer
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That was shit wasn't it? I could have said "I always to take it too far with goats" or even "I don't know when to stop where goats are concerned".

God I'm crap. Now I will stand in corner and sob like child. Because of my uncomedy shiteness and NOT BECUASE LOUCHE TOLD ME TO.

Exuent.

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Niffer
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Because. Because Niffer. Christ.

Exuent (again, with divers alarums).

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jnhoj
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for someone who never posts you are making an awful fuss niffer. In fact, you are rather embarassing yourself! Instead of helen baiting why don't you do that oft discussed state of the boards thing called contribution? I mean if you don't have time, fine, just um, don't come back and fling crap insults at helen. please?


Helen, Darryn, chief in head of boards assigns tags and they seem to have come to somewhat of a stand still but generally yes, you send money to support the boards, a tenner or whatnot and a tag arrives. I'm sure he will be along soon to clarify [Smile]

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jnhoj
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oh i see, you just said you were doing dreadful comedy. oh well.

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jnhoj
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oh you were just commentating on that post, i think? No rest assured the rest were bad.

Why my resentment?

Well I mean, you are trying to be nasty to the person who isn't really intergrated into teemoo...yet. And you are trying to do it from your supposed position of being oldskool or hardcore exagerration you know ONE OF THE GANG. But..you are never here. and you arent being funny. so I rather think it is you that at the moment is occupying helens role. I am probably misjuding it because you probably have everyone from tmo on your msm. but by those posts above, i would rather eat my own spleen than have you on mine.

thanks!

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Louche
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Exeunting stage left chased by a bear has more panache, mate.
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Louche
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Also, I thought Niffer's contributions rather comedic, and I am really getting off on the idea that she's in the corner, sobbing like a child.
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Louche
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Also, my corkscrew has broken and this is the sum of all tragedy.
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jnhoj
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ah, have a fun night picking cork out. I have no clever solution im afraid, except pouring it all into a glass through a sieve. then back into the bottle via a funnel. Actually that is clever, well as clever as it gets for me.

Re niffer's funniness. If you are not capable of poping corks your opinion will have to be disgarded on the matter.

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Bamba

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I'd have to agree with John here. Hell, that makes it sound like I'm being forced to do it somehow which isn't true, I genuinely agree here. I like Niffer, I've always had a soft spot for her and she is usually funny but she doesn't come around here anymore, for whatever reasons of her own. And to turn up once in a strange-coloured moon just to give easy shit to the objectively weakest member of TMO, well, it's lame as all hell. If you want to come here and say shit them simply come here and say it but for fuck's sake don't turn up and lame yourself to fuck before randomly pissing off again, it's bullshit.
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Louche
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X

[ 17.12.2004, 18:15: Message edited by: Louche ]

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Helen Back
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quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
weakest member of TMO, .

nice new tag for me

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Helen says she will be happy to answer any questions you might have as long as you don't ask, "Why did you bother to come here?"

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froopyscot
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Yes, and I'm sure you will have the tag of your dreams when you send some money in the form of your choice of major currencies as discussed here.

Rooster and I were just having a tag discussion this morning. She apparently wants one that reads likes boy toys, though other suggestions may be accepted.

For an image, though-- I thought the rules were:
  • Reach 5000 posts
  • Suck the donkey's cock*
  • Pay a large sum of money in unmarked notes, and
  • Wait

* In some special instances having sex with Ringo has been used to satisfy this requirement. This is not necessarily meant as a commentary on the experience of having sex with Ringo.

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sabian

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Even though she had failed me in the past, I must defend The Nifİ.

You realise that you cocks who are speaking 'down' to The Nifİ are, by proxy, enabling piss-flaps to continue to post here...

The Nifİ, mind them not... They just haven't been laid in awhile and are feeling a bit miffed.

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Carter
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That's not Niffer.

Niffer would know that "exeunt" means "they leave", whereas she means "exit", or as you non-classically educated types would have it, "he or she leaves".

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damo
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maybe its a symptom of her personality splitting asunder and she's now many people.

good quick diagnosis there doc carter, quick prescribe meds and a strait jacket. its theonly way.

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ally
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Does 300-odd posts allow me to comment on this? Well, I'm going to anyway.

Why on earth there is this ludicrous and entirely arbitrary pecking order on this site is a mystery to me, and why this pecking order should give people carte blanche to abuse and insult another member of the boards is equally inexplicable. That Helen has been put at the bottom of the pile and used as your online whipping boy demonstrates an entirely unsubstantiable arrogance on your parts. It's only a fucking bulletin board you insular self-absorbed cretins, and if it were not such a hotbed of fucked-up insecure egotists there might be a greater display of manners, courtesy and social graces than has been produced on this thread so far. No-one comes well out of threads like this, with the notable exception of froopyscot, who managed to respond appropriately to the original post without trying to score empty points in the process.

Stop it, please.

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Niffer
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I think Helen can look after herself. Otherwise I wouldn't have started it.

Perhaps your reactions to the whole thing say more about what you think about her than I do?

ETA that wasn't directed at ally but just those who felt they needed to step inon Helen's behalf.

[ 20.12.2004, 08:50: Message edited by: Niffer ]

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Astromariner
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ally, who exactly are you talking about here? Whose "online whipping boy" is Helen? It's just that, it seems to me that the only person giving Helen any shit was Niffer. There are more people sticking up for Helen on this thread than there are piss-takers: I'm not sure where all these fucked up insecure egotists have come from.

I thought that people's reactions to Helen are based on the understanding that she is a Fish troll, anyway?

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quote:
Originally posted by ally:
It's only a fucking bulletin board you insular self-absorbed cretins, and if it were not such a hotbed of fucked-up insecure egotists there might be a greater display of manners, courtesy and social graces than has been produced on this thread so far. No-one comes well out of threads like this, with the notable exception of froopyscot, who managed to respond appropriately to the original post without trying to score empty points in the process.


You are certainly reading this thread differently to the way I saw it, Ally: as just one example, to single out Froopyscot for good behaviour doesn't make sense in itself.

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For an image, though-- I thought the rules were:

Reach 5000 posts
Suck the donkey's cock*
Pay a large sum of money in unmarked notes, and
Wait

* In some special instances having sex with Ringo has been used to satisfy this requirement. This is not necessarily meant as a commentary on the experience of having sex with Ringo.



It's all just the usual banter, surely, but I don't see how you read Froopy's post as much different to all the others. This is just one example of a lot of things I don't fully understand in your comment.

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Bamba

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quote:
Originally posted by Niffer:

Perhaps your reactions to the whole thing say more about what you think about her than I do?

No, they don't. Hope that helps. [Smile]
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jnhoj
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You should say who you are getting at ally, there are many posts above yours. As for my defence, the worst I had to say of helen was...

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Well I mean, you are trying to be nasty to the person who isn't really intergrated into teemoo...yet.


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