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I'm 29, ralph. Louche doesn't know what she's talking about. Although I did mention in a thread yesterday that my birthday was coming up, and that I was going to be 29, so I can see how she became confused.
Anway, Thanks for my birthday thread H1ppychick. I was expecting Vegan Pointless to start it, but obviously she doesn't care. Literally just doesn't care.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Louche doesn't know what she's talking about.
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Fans of VP will be happy to know that she's safely back from her holiday in Canadia and bubbling over with her usual enthusiasm for life. I spoke to her on the phone a couple of hours ago, and she described her trip as "mostly OK, I suppose," and then got upset when I offered to make her a special milkshake tomorrow.
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If you had to employ Louche based on what she posts here you wouldn't give her a job would you? Even if that job was laying down, whilst on fire while you piss on her.
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What I meant Louche is that you are never at work, smash phones up and don't pay attention to anything written down. I don't want you to think I wouldn't piss on you. I've bought some special pants just in case you ever ask.
H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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Lol at louche urination. Imagine if that was her job, and she had to either do a mime on What’s My Line? or be the studio expert on the Generation Game, with assorted father and son/ uncle and niece combos from Rotherham or Portsmouth taking it in turns to position themselves above her tense, rictus face.
Didn't they do well?
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: [IMG]maybe you can celebrate by sending sam some of your knickers.
Happy Bithday Thorn. Hope it is a good 'un.
btw the knickers in themselves are no good. Must have you in them.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: If you had to employ Louche based on what she posts here you wouldn't give her a job would you? Even if that job was laying down, whilst on fire while you piss on her.
Why do you think I'm in the public sector? They'll employ anyone.
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I'd never thought to attribute the sound effects 'blap' & 'blop' to poo before. I'd have thought that would have gone to silly putty or somebody playing the trumpet really badly. I'm going to have to note that for further use.
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Happy Birthday Thorn. Sometimes when I am sad I replay the image of you sliding down the stairs like a rag doll. Again and again and again. And when I say sad, I mean masturbating.
For your birthday, I wanted to get you a crying girl but while searching for one, I found this instead;
I thought you'd like it.
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