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Carter became a doctor specifically so that he could poison old ladies without anyone noticing. He was enraged when his close friend Harold Shipman was given all the credit and is now reduced to drowning kittens at weekends instead.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Dang thinks this government is brilliant and wants to bum Tony Blair.
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Carter's knob dropped off after a freak rugby playing accident three years ago and now all he has is a plastic prosthetic tube. That's an inch long.
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Louche once shat herself at work and had to be taken into the toilets by her boss, where she stood sucking her thumb while her boss cleaned her up with wadded together bits of tissue paper.
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Mikee gives Misc and Felix a blowjob each daily, to 'keep them sweet'. He swallows, too. he hates doing it. After he's done it, he has to go and sit somewhere quiet and dark. He rocks and weeps and can feel the blackness spreading from the inside. Sometimes he's sick. Sometimes he's sick all day.
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Louche gives out free hand jobs to Big Issue salesmen after work; larks around in Piccadilly Gardens drinking Special Brew and sniffing glue with them, before inviting them back to her house where she films their raging orgy.
So I've been told by my friends who work in the city centre.
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