quote:Originally posted by herbs: R has to do a speech, and he's soiling himself already.
Herbs' man has it hard. Not only has he been saddled with a single letter for a name, he's got to write a speech. And he's pooping it. Little worms of actual poop sneaking into his socks. Let's help him write a speech. Here, on TMO. It might be helpful. And, you know, fun.
So, Herbs. Give us the details and we'll do his job for him. Right guys?
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"Dearly beloved Jew Dudes and Hippies. Greetings from England. Yeah, I know, I know, we'll send a hat round for contributions in a bit, you rich Californian mofos. OK, A big shout out to my lovely Herbs...down there, swaying. Love that booze. Doesn't she look great? [PAUSE] What is this Ipswich? I thought you guys were Americans. Let's have some big US cheers, dears. [CHEERS]. Yeah she looks lovely. But no one is marrying her today. That's my job. Very soon. Because today I'm here to talk about Ernest and Ernest. Let's start with a pome. Totally original.
There once was a Jew from New York Who desperately wanted for pork He married a gentile Who got sentimental, While he sneaked bits of pig off her fork"
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"OK, OK, thanks. A quick telegram: Congratulations on a laughable union driven by political machinations. You have successfully allied yourself with a filthy Zionist plot to achieve global domination. - Best regards, Rick J."
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