I would think that staring into a gaping black hole on my stomach would be much more rewarding than picking lint out of my belly button!
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I pierced the cartilage right by my ear hole (the flappy bit. Slightly V shaped. Does it have a proper name?). It got infected twice so I took it out.
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did you affectionately rechristen her emileminem because of it? because i would have done. and i would have called her it every day for months and months, thinking this was cementing our bond, until one day i came home to find her room empty and a picture of myself with a hitler moustache drawn on and the words 'SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP' scrawled on in red pen pinned to the kitchen noteboard.
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My 'ex' was obsessed with Eminem. Her bedroom was a shrine to him. Posters of the guy filled the walls. It was quite sad really.
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yeah emily listened to him all the time. The only time I've been to the glorious london-busting town of Milton Keynes was to go with her to see him perform "The eminem show".
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she probably didnt eat porridge though. people who like eminem proably dont like porridge. they probably eat microchips for breakfast or something. i dont know.
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My ex was called Emily. She hated Eminem. Which was a good thing. However she once threw a Wagner tape of mine out of the car window when we were having an argument somewhere on the A49 between Hereford and Ross-on-Wye.
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I think she had porridge a few times, but it's not the kind of thing I'd steal. She didn't really eat much, just smoked skunk. If I did steal anything, it was probably cigarettes.
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Can someone write a 100-word German opera about Rick and N'Owl's love story, featuring the famous cheese scene, a little bit of dodgy politics, a humorous cricketing sub-plot and building up to the crescendo of a heated argument in a car near Ross-on-Wye.
quote:Originally posted by mart: Can someone write a 100-word German opera about Rick and N'Owl's love story, featuring the famous cheese scene, a little bit of dodgy politics, a humorous cricketing sub-plot and building up to the crescendo of a heated argument in a car near Ross-on-Wye.
And Emily. Love triangle. And Wagner.
Sounds like quite a project Mart - but a mere 100 words? I met N'Owl long after I had split with Emily though - so the Ross-on-Wye scene would have to come pretty early in the text. Unless of course you wanted to create something Memento-stylee. Which would make it doubly interesting.
Go on, m8 - knock out your best libretto. You are good at that sort of thing.
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That's the trick though - making it short, sharp, crisp, concise, like the clip of an SS officer's boots as he stands to attention.
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I am now looking forward to it - and would be disappointed were you not to give it a go. You could try introducing my SeeMO bête noir Benno as well - to give things that extra, erm, spice.
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why don't you write it yourself, Rick? Then you could laden it with as much masturbatory horse shit as you obviously crave.
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Given that I have been often accused of posting stuff that isn't the slightest bit funny, this sort of thing would be better if written by somebody else. And Mart is good at this sort of thing.
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