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Topic: When they say "scientists"...

dang65
it's all the rage

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...what kind of idiot would do research like this and then publish the bloody results?

Not getting any Professor? Eh? Then no one else shalln't get none neither! Muhahaha!

Oh well. Filthy habit anyway.

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sabian

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I've just quit smoking... If I have to quit getting a hummer, I'll throw myself under a train

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Evil isn't what you've done, it's feeling bad about it afterwards... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

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Black Mask

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It's a Catch-22 situation, really, isn't it?

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sweet

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ben

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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
...what kind of idiot would do research like this and then publish the bloody results?

A scientist with two teenage daughters?

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile

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Why two?

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Nathan Bleak
It's all grist to the mill

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One spare.

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Now that you've called me by name?

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doc d
late to the party

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fuck off dang.
http://faculty.jhsph.edu/Default.cfm?faculty_id=1880

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dang65
it's all the rage

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quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
fuck off dang.
http://faculty.jhsph.edu/Default.cfm?faculty_id=1880

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Current research explores the association between Human Papillomavirus (HPV) and oral and anal cancers

Oh no. She's not going to spoil that as well is she?

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Waynster

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quote:
Gypsyamber Dsouza

Who the fuck calls their kid 'Gypsyamber'? Being named after pikey jewelrey - jesus!

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Noli nothis permittere te terere

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Benny the Ball
"oh, hold me"

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my dad always said that cunnilingus gave you spots - but does he get a phd and a web-story from the BBC? No. As usual, it's one rule for us and one for these so called scientists...

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
my dad always said that cunnilingus gave you spots -

LOL

When, exactly, did he share this little nugget with you? Just after a chapter of Rupert and before tucking you in?

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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"And with that, Super Ted turned to Spotty and whispered 'Lay off those clunge bagels, big guy' before wooshing into the air and heading back home....Goodnight son."

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Black Mask

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BENNY: Daddy, why do you have spots?
BENNY'S DAD: Well, that's an interesting question, son. You've seen me kissing Mummy, haven't you?
BENNY: Yes, Daddy.
BENNY'S DAD: Yes. And sometimes Mummy likes me to kiss her in a special place. A special place where you only kiss someone if you love them very much and you don't mind getting spots for your trouble. Do you understand, Benny?
BENNY: Not really, Daddy.
BENNY'S DAD: You will, son. You will.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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They know how to deal with filthy oralmongers in India .

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Benny the Ball
"oh, hold me"

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quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:

BENNY'S DAD: Mummy likes me to kiss her in a special place.

What, in Midhurst's Antiques Fair???

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