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London

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I ate so many pistachios I nearly done a sick.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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F5ing and bored-horny, too many kabanos, not enough coffee.
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Thorn Davis

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I feel like that moment just before you start crying.
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Gemini
I don't know much about oral sex at all
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skirt hem down, no sticky tape available, failure as female.
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discodamage
Again with the bagels ?
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need to leave the house. need to leave the house.

edit: cos i missed the point!

[ 24 September 2003: Message edited by: discodamage ]

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EXETER- movement of Jah people.

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Preparing to move to Hawaii to open a strip club.
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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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My sore head is making me dread getting the bus.
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Preparing to move to Hawaii to open a strip club.
No! don't go!
(*on my knees in knickers and stockings*)
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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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how come mart gets all the attention round these parts???
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Tef-land

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Think yourselves lucky posterino's

I would love to be able to stay in or stay at work without anything to do.

Why you ask?

Well I have something to do, very soon infact. I have to go and see my Gran in the hospital. This may be last time I see Gran and I am fairly sure that I will not see Gran in any other enviroment. ever.

Be grateful young upstarts. Nothing to do is good when the something you have to do is as horrible as my something to do.

Everything is relative I suppose. But right now nothing sounds like something I would like to be doing.

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Loved by Janet - hated by everyone else. The artist formally known as Teflon.

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Thorn Davis

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Status of iminent disaster on the road to financial ruin.
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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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I'm half serious. The proposition was put to me yesterday.
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Waynster

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First day back at work though I wish it wasn't

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Noli nothis permittere te terere
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
I'm half serious. The proposition was put to me yesterday.
Not a good use of your time, money and efforts.
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Gemini
I don't know much about oral sex at all
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quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mart:
[qb]I'm half serious. The proposition was put to me yesterday.
Not a good use of your time, money and efforts.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Sounds an excellent waste of his time,money and efforts.

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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:
Originally posted by My Name Is Joe:
how come mart gets all the attention round these parts???
Because he has an unmatched way with a dry martini?
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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Octavia, ten words aren't enough to tell you what I...
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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But mart, you must know that my heart belongs to...
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Bernie
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Wondering whether I have the nerve to go through with...

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She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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dang65
it's all the rage
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But ten words are enough to say... (Sorry, they weren't)
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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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Dang did you read about all the nobbing you did?
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My Name Is Joe
That's Mister Minge to you..
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quote:
Originally posted by Octavia:
Because he has an unmatched way with a dry martini?

Pah! Any old fool can chuck olives in a glass!

[ 24 September 2003: Message edited by: My Name Is Joe ]

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mart
Wearing nothing but a smile
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I am going to London this weekend. All expenses paid!
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Vogon Poetess

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Only just realised it's supposed to be in ten words.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.
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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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My earworm for today: "And his name was Aiken Drum"
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Stefanos
Biggus Dickus
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My foot hurts less now because I am taking pills.

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Essex boy in exile.
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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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"And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle..."
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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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You bastard Jonesy. Can't get it out of my head.

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...because that's the kind of guy you are.
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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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Passport stress, work mania and elevated genius status (cheated, obviously).

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...because that's the kind of guy you are.
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discodamage
Again with the bagels ?
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i am rock. i have another week's well-paid freelance work.



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Bailey

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love to teflon, happy jetlag, anticipating food and sex later.

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Maybe you're the mugs.
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DiVa
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Dossing work, boss wants a chat tomorrow about it. Arse.

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Oooh, shiny knobs...
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New Way Of Decay

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It makes me sad when I miss the best threads.

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL
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moggycookie
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Pinging elastic bands at colleagues for fun because of boredom!
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moggycookie
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