Picking a tattoo or tattooist can be a hard choice - FLM is here to help.

Recommended tattoo designs

Bulldog Well 'ard it's a classic.	Dagger Looks hard and is hard.	Swallow Nick Cotton has one.	Mum Cos we all love mum	Horny Devil Funny but still hard.	Patriotic England my England

When is the best time to get a tattoo ?
Tattoos are best gotten when drunk. The more you drink the better getting a tattoo will feel.

Does it hurt ?
Don't be such a fackin' poof ! what are you a shirt-lifter ?

Will I regret getting a tat ?
So what if you do, you can always get another one out over the top of it - Just remember a tat makes you look hard, and that's all that fackin' matters.

Inky - How many tattoos do you have ?
All in all I have 176 tattoos. Amongst my favorites are the SLEEP and NOW which I have tattooed on the insides of my eyelids, FEAR THE REAPER which I have tattooed just above my cock and the classic knuckles tattoo (Wot I did Miself) pictured below.




FLM's expert tattoo thug: Harry 'Inky' Bastard.